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[Respect]

"You can do it, we can help."

Good on your dad.

 

[v1lla21]

I mean, he could be really into caulk.

Lol.


Op imagine your dad would've done that while the dude was about to cum and the dude came on your dad's forehead.

 

[MasterCheeze]

Anyway, he busted this guy, and years ago I busted the guy in my anime shop, so I've decided we're like the Van Helsings to public masturbators.

Busting people before they bust themselves. How very poetic.

 

[Soapbox Killer]

When I worked in Loss Prevention, I used to kick dudes out all the time who used to do this....at Forman Mills no less. Anyway, I have plenty of stories about stuff like this. I don't know what gets into guys that make them wanna do this. This can be a serious problem that I've know to get really bad. Imagine a single dad taking his kid to the rest room and seeing guys in plain view having a contest...that shit got bad!

 

[PlayALLtheGames]

Your dad walked into the bathroom and Lowe and behold...

 

[David Incorporated Esq.]

He's like some masturbating vigilante.. get him a cake

Came for this, thanks.

 

[Lambtron]

Some dude was jacking it next to me in AP English in high school. He had a school photo of one of our classmates on his desk that he was touching while he did it.

I was too fucking shocked to like... Do something? I doubt I was the only one who noticed.

After high school he became one of those people who shared tons of Fox News stories on their Facebook feed which I bet comes as a real shock.

 

[EvilEvoVIII]

Jerking it at the hardware store is "perfectly fine" as long as you remember to close the door?

Where in my post did I say it was perfectly fine to jack off in a hardware store? I just mentioned watching porn. Get your mind out of the gutter.

 

[Count Dookkake]

10/10, op.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

F*ck your post.......get it?

 

[Morat]

F*ck your post.......get it?

 

[kirblar]

Some dude was jacking it next to me in AP English in high school. He had a school photo of one of our classmates on his desk that he was touching while he did it.

I was too fucking shocked to like... Do something? I doubt I was the only one who noticed.

After high school he became one of those people who shared tons of Fox News stories on their Facebook feed which I bet comes as a real shock.

Shock because of misogyny or because of closet case?

 

[Dirca]

They chest bumped? Did the dude still have a boner?

I'll take this one a step further- were his pants down?

I saw a guy jacking off in a pay phone booth the other day, at like 7am.

Were you time traveling? I haven't seen one of those in 15+ years

 

[Archer]

 

[Lambtron]

Shock because of misogyny or because of closet case?

Mostly just that It just feels right to me that someone who posts Fox related memes unironically would be the type of person who would jack off during high school English.

 

[shira]

The story as he told it: he was in Lowe's and went to the restroom for a leak, and some dude was in a stall with his foot up, holding the stall door open. He was holding a phone up, like he was watching something (I would imagine porn) and his hand was in his sweatpants, furiously going at his cock.

Apparently my dad kicked the guy's foot away and started yelling at him, and the restroom is close enough to the employee lounge that they heard the commotion and came to see. The guy bumped chests with my dad, who gave the guy a two-handed push and the guy fell on the floor, but the employees got in the middle of it and kept the guy there until police arrived. My dad made a statement to the police and then I guess that was the end of it. He said a lady customer came up and quietly thanked him, and she had a young kid with her. So maybe the kid saw this guy tugging it?

I mean, I get having the urge to rub one out, but while at Lowe's? Home repair isn't all that exciting.

Anyway, he busted this guy, and years ago I busted the guy in my anime shop, so I've decided we're like the Van Helsings to public masturbators.

Damn I didn't give a shit until I found out that you busted him.

Like GF like Grandson

 

[Omega Kirby]

Jerking off in a store? That's a new Lowe.

 

[Kurdel]

I could swear I already saw a "Daddy catches bro jerking it at Lowe's" video

 

[uncredited male]

I saw a guy jacking off in a pay phone booth the other day, at like 7am.

What else are you going to do in a pay phone booth nowadays?

 

[True Savior]

I can understand how your dad was inconvenient to the gentleman in the stall.

You don't stop a boner. That's the rule of men.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Your dad assaulted a customer who was assaulting his member.

Book'em, chief.