The story as he told it: he was in Lowe's and went to the restroom for a leak, and some dude was in a stall with his foot up, holding the stall door open. He was holding a phone up, like he was watching something (I would imagine porn) and his hand was in his sweatpants, furiously going at his cock.
Apparently my dad kicked the guy's foot away and started yelling at him, and the restroom is close enough to the employee lounge that they heard the commotion and came to see. The guy bumped chests with my dad, who gave the guy a two-handed push and the guy fell on the floor, but the employees got in the middle of it and kept the guy there until police arrived. My dad made a statement to the police and then I guess that was the end of it. He said a lady customer came up and quietly thanked him, and she had a young kid with her. So maybe the kid saw this guy tugging it?
I mean, I get having the urge to rub one out, but while at Lowe's? Home repair isn't all that exciting.
Anyway, he busted this guy, and years ago I busted the guy in my anime shop, so I've decided we're like the Van Helsings to public masturbators.