andythinkpad
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Just close the door man. I am cool with bathroom relief. Some time a man is got to let of some steam.
Never stop masturbating
Wait you and your dad busted the very same guy, years apart? Is your family cursed to deal with weird shit?
This seems even riskier.????
You kids these days with your "cruising" and your "Homo Depots". Back in my day we just went into the woods and hoped people would come by for a handy. We didn't have these fancy jerk-off stores.
I mean, I get having the urge to rub one out, but while at Lowe's? Home repair isn't all that exciting.
Way. (NSFW search results- https://www.google.com/search?q=craigslist+m4m+home+depot&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8 )
Thankfully, the HDs I worked at never seemed to have this problem.
Just close the door man. I am cool with bathroom relief. Some time a man is got to let of some steam.
It's just about a couple nuts.There's a masturbation joke somewhere here.
That's not the hardwood aisle.
Anyway, he busted this guy, and years ago I busted the guy in my anime shop, so I've decided we're like the Van Helsings to public masturbators.
holding the stall door open... wtf
I'm a home depot man myself
Whoah whoah whoah, back it up....beep beep beep...
So the guy was in a stall (perfectly fine), watching porn (perfectly fine), holding the stall door open with his foot (not perfectly fine)???
Why didn't he shut the door. Did he also have volume on or did he have the decency to wear headphones at least?
Jerking it at the hardware store is "perfectly fine" as long as you remember to close the door?
has anyone made a hardwood joke yet I want to be the first to be witty just checking
Phone sex is hard without a cell.
Because he's cruising for dudes. HD/Lowes/etc are apparently a spot for that.
WAIT
Lowes and HD are now cruising spots? Holy shit......pretty soon its going to be my PokeStop XD
This seems even riskier.
Anyway, he busted this guy, and years ago I busted the guy in my anime shop, so I've decided we're like the Van Helsings to public masturbators.
Anyway, he busted this guy, and years ago I busted the guy in my anime shop, so I've decided we're like the Van Helsings to public masturbators.
Anyway, he busted this guy, and years ago I busted the guy in my anime shop
That's an interesting choice of words to use. Do you and your father regularly go around helping each other "bust" dudes?Anyway, he busted this guy, and years ago I busted the guy in my anime shop, so I've decided we're like the Van Helsings to public masturbators.
What if this was some SPEED kind of situation, where if the guy stopped masturbating, a bomb in the White House would go off? Maybe the phone was to document the feat to the bad guys.
Anyway, he busted this guy, and years ago I busted the guy in my anime shop, so I've decided we're like the Van Helsings to public masturbators.
I like how your dad bumped chests with a dude who's cock was still hard and got into a shoving match.
What a scene that must have been!
You should always rub one out before making important decisions, so I'm sure this guy was just clearing his head before deciding on which color paint to buy for his kitchen renovation.
I always chuckle when jerking it is described as "furious"....lol
couple of years ago i saw a guy fucking the handle of his bike in the middle of the street