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[Elektro Demon]

So, for some reason God has struck you down and there's no escaping your death. You will die, there's no escaping it.
But since you've been good in life, God has given you the opportunity to choose how you wanna die. There's no escaping death but you can choose how you wanna die.
God has presented you with these choices. Choose your death! [obviously uncover the spoiler to see the choices available]

Spoiler

1 ----- Death by a mohel performing circumsizion on you and then sucking the blood out of you through your pee pee
2 -----Death by listening to Taylor Swift in a cold room until you die
3 -----Death by people flinging poop at you until you die
4 -----Death by being locked in a room with no food, water and forced to read resetera until you die
5 ------Death by people tea bagging you
6 ------Death by a 1000 turtles attacking you

Choose wisely!

I'd pick option number 6. It's so random. If I have to die, at least this will make it a bit interesting.

 

[Son Tofu]

Option 1, but only if she's female.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Option 1, but only if she's female.

I've spoken to god now, he say it's gotta to be a male.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Elektro Demon]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

A lot of things.

 

[Barnabot]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

the first thing i've thought.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

A lot of things.

When I have to ask that question to someone, there may be some issues.

 

[kingbean]

1 seems to be the quickest. Assuming that it's a thirsty blood sucking dick slicer.

 

[Elektro Demon]

When I have to ask that question to someone, there may be some issues.

No seriously man, this is a lighthearted thread OBVIOUSLY not meant to be taken seriously.
Don't be so serious man.

 

[Nymphae]

Easily #2

 

[MilkyJoe]

Is there supposed to be something by each option? I see nothing

 

[Nymphae]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

When I have to ask that question to someone, there may be some issues.

Aren't you the dude with the Kacey Anthony avatar that I frequently see talking about how much you want to fuck that child murderer?

 

[triplestation]

4 is clearly the least worst by far

 

[Elektro Demon]

Is there supposed to be something by each option? I see nothing

Uncover the spoiler in this post to see available choices.

Spoiler

1 ----- Death by a mohel performing circumsizion on you and then sucking the blood out of you through your pee pee
2 -----Death by listening to Taylor Swift in a cold room until you die
3 -----Death by people flinging poop at you until you die
4 -----Death by being locked in a room with no food, water and forced to read resetera until you die
5 ------Death by people tea bagging you
6 ------Death by a 1000 turtles attacking you

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Aren't you the dude with the Kacey Anthony avatar that I frequently see talking about how much you want to fuck that child murderer?

She was acquitted, mind your fucking business

 

[Tesseract]

ja me and trip will be in room 4

 

[Cunth]

Death by poop seems the way to go

 

[MudoSkills]

It was a mistake letting you make threads again.

 

[MilkyJoe]

Uncover the spoiler in this post to see available choices.

Spoiler

1 ----- Death by a mohel performing circumsizion on you and then sucking the blood out of you through your pee pee
2 -----Death by listening to Taylor Swift in a cold room until you die
3 -----Death by people flinging poop at you until you die
4 -----Death by being locked in a room with no food, water and forced to read resetera until you die
5 ------Death by people tea bagging you
6 ------Death by a 1000 turtles attacking you

Option 3, die laughing

 

[Jooxed]

It was a mistake letting you make threads again.

yep.

She was acquitted, mind your fucking business

Imagine telling someone in a public forum to mind their businesses.

 

[Nymphae]

She was acquitted, mind your fucking business

Still a strange obsession, what the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[Southern Gentleman]

Taylor sucks, but it looks like I'll die listening to her.

 

[Barnabot]

ok, this thread is going to places now

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I’d go option 4 because the salt from Era could possibly sustain me a few days longer and I would die knowing what’s going on in the world of videogames

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

yep.




Imagine telling someone in a public forum to mind their businesses.

Imagine not being able to understand humor

 

[Son Tofu]

When you say "people" teabagging me, do you mean Transgender women and nonbinary two-spirits? Or do you mean an actual tea bag?

 

[Skyr]

I will die from a stroke by reading era before I die from thirst. So Option 4.

 

[Elektro Demon]

It was a mistake letting you make threads again.

I don't understand you people. It's a bit edgy thread but obviously not meant to be taken seriously.
Why the negativity brah? I do realize that me listening to extreme death metal through out the years has maybe made me a bit desensitized to topics like death and violence. I admit that. But I don't like those things in real life. There's a clear difference between real life death and talking about death in black pixelated words. I hope you understand what I'm trying to say to you.

When you say "people" teabagging me, do you mean Transgender women and nonbinary two-spirits? Or do you mean an actual tea bag?

I mean men punching you in the face with their ballsack until you die.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

When you say "people" teabagging me, do you mean Transgender women and nonbinary two-spirits? Or do you mean an actual tea bag>

it means

On your chin

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

Still a strange obsession, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Since you don't understand my sense of humor, and I can't argue with people who are developmentally challenged....you get to sit on my ignore bench.

 

[Son Tofu]

JareBear: Remastered sent me a PM telling me he would choose option number 3. He did have a question, though. Would he be able to violently masturbate while the feces is being flung?

 

[Nymphae]

Since you don't understand my sense of humor, and I can't argue with people who are developmentally challenged....you get to sit on my ignore bench.

lol aww muffin

 

[Son Tofu]

I mean men punching you in the face with their ballsack until you die.

Sign me up!

 

[MudoSkills]

Imagine thinking the objection to this is that it's too edgy a topic.

I had my fill of this sort of thing when I was on Gamespot in my teens - it's that mid/late 2000s 'random XD' kind of thread.

We are not disturbed by it.

 

[Jooxed]

I don't understand you people. It's a bit edgy thread but obviously not meant to be taken seriously.
Why the negativity brah? I do realize that me listening to extreme death metal through out the years has maybe made me a bit desensitized to topics like death and violence. I admit that. But I don't like those things in real life. There's a clear difference between real life death and talking about death in black pixelated words. I hope you understand what I'm trying to say to you.


I mean men punching you in the face with their ballsack until you die.

I don't think its that it's a thread about death it's that you basically have moved from poop threads to sex while on period threads to basically a poopception thread. A poop thread disguised as a death thread. The topics just just seem to be things we talk about when we are teenagers which I know I am not.

 

[Blond]

At least I could laugh myself to death with option 4.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I don't think its that it's a thread about death it's that you basically have moved from poop threads to sex while on period threads to basically a poopception thread. A poop thread disguised as a death thread. The topics just just seem to be things we talk about when we are teenagers which I know I am not.

I understand. I'm planning on toning down these types of threads. Been thinking of limiting myself on making 1 thread of this type per week.
But I look at it from a different perspective. Most of us have jobs and these are jobs that we have to be serious while we work. Most of the time.
We have to deal with all kinds of problems and shit. Now when you get home, you get on Neogaf and you see a thread like this and I bet it most people visiting the thread get a chuckle out of it. Or if you have spare time at work but you can't watch youtube videos. You go on GAF and you get a laugh while reading this. That is the goal. The purpose. It makes you think of your teenage years, all carefree and talking about stuff like this with your friends.

 

[Nymphae]

Really simple to not reply to threads you don't think are worthwhile people. Perhaps threads like these are created because they see a lot of engagement.

 

[Lionel Richie]

Brap died for this

 

[slugbahr]

Spoiler: I chose 2

We're locked in a coolroom. We both go out with a bang, if ya know what I mean.

 

[Halo is Back]

Sure is an influx of God threads lately.

 

[H4ze]

I take the turtles, at least they can feast on my body and live on.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Brap died for this

 

[GymWolf]

It's a tie between 2 and 4.

 

[interactivemonodrama]

i like taylor swift

 

[Filthy Casual]

Option 6. I'll kick a few turtles heads in before I get taken down why not. Go down fighting.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

Option 6. I'll kick a few turtles heads in before I get taken down why not. Go down fighting.

 

[Kamina]

The Resetera one seems to be the quickest death on the list.

 

[Southern Gentleman]

I don't understand you people. It's a bit edgy thread but obviously not meant to be taken seriously.
Why the negativity brah? I do realize that me listening to extreme death metal through out the years has maybe made me a bit desensitized to topics like death and violence. I admit that. But I don't like those things in real life. There's a clear difference between real life death and talking about death in black pixelated words. I hope you understand what I'm trying to say to you.


I mean men punching you in the face with their ballsack until you die.

I can assure you that your enjoyment of death metal has nothing to do with any of this.

And I'm a metalhead myself, bruv.

For what it's worth, I was actually thinking I'm glad you're still around. Amusing posts.

 

[Southern Gentleman]

JareBear: Remastered sent me a PM telling me he would choose option number 3. He did have a question, though. Would he be able to violently masturbate while the feces is being flung?

This is an excellent post.