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[Dreams-Visions]

GUYS

If you see:

Shit chunks
Toilet paper
Pee residue

Get up, put your dick away, and WALK THE FUCK OUT.

church.

Might I also add:

If you smell an odor through her damn jeans/panties...

roll out like an Autobot. The poon poon ain't worth it.

 

[strobogo]

If she's clean and shaven, i'll be happy to oblige.
I can't get myself to receive though...


Haha, yeah there is no such thing as an unclean vagina.

Well, that's definitely not true, but friend ghostofsparta has some very strange lady issues.

 

[Camp Lo]

This needs more love

 

[Deleted member 47027]

So the weekend is over - did this thread change anyone's minds about going down south, the other direction?

 

[Branson]

GUYS

If you see:

Shit chunks
Toilet paper
Pee residue

Get up, put your dick away, and WALK THE FUCK OUT.

If you're in a relationship long enough seeing toilet paper will be a normal thing. It happens. Other stuff is kinda grody

 

[mckmas8808]

My goodness no!

 

[ajim]

Nothing?

I'd like to introduce you to good pussy, sir.

Dude, good pussy is great, but nothing better than getting my tongue deep in a beautiful asshole. Nothing.

It's a magical thing.

 

[mugoldeneagle03]

I haven't pulled this move in years, but I'm currently working more ass play to my girlfiend, slowly

This thread makes me miss it more.

 

[Bladenic]

I honestly love doing it more than I like receiving it, but it does feel great.

it is kinda risky tho lmao

 

[FalsettoVibe]

"Aww yeah. She's ready bro!"

 

[Vampirolol]

It really depends on the person you are front of. Hygene and tipe of skin are essential in this case.

 

[……forgetit]

http://youtu.be/hABRjITac7k

And subscribed....

 

[skyfinch]

Spent Saturday hoping to run into hot ladies at the local walmart that I could potentially try this out on.

Ended up not leaving my house at all. Instead, found myself fingering my own butthole while listening to CCR's greatest hits album. Fuck my pathetic life.

 

[Dicer]

Spent Saturday hoping to run into hot ladies at the local walmart that I could potentially try this out on.

Ended up not leaving my house at all. Instead, found myself fingering my own butthole while listening to CCR's greatest hits album. Fuck my pathetic life.

Was not a total loss...

you were just cleaning out your backdoor

 

[Reizo Ryuu]

Ya'll know that's where the dookie comes from right?

This thread is nasty.

 

[Dicer]

Ya'll know that's where the dookie comes from right?

This thread is nasty.

I pee outta my ween, should I stop getting head?

Hellz naw...

 

[Joe Prodigy]

I enjoy it.

 

[FreeMufasa]

Grimey as hell and I'll never do either.

 

[ipitydatfu]

http://deadspin.com/derek-jeter-ass-eating-gossip-we-really-want-to-be-true-1636889346

 

[TekGryphon]

I have never felt more at home on Neogaf than I do in this thread.

That was amazing lol

 

[block tower]

ate some nice ass on friday night. u mad bro?

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

Dutty bloodclaats. Ah pure fuckrie dat.

A gal could never try ask me to yam her batty. You what?

Im sorry. If you are down with that narstyness, (yes, not nasty, narsty ) me and you cant even chill as friends much less do things together.

The idea is sickening. Fucking dirty man. Smh.

 

[Bubbavelli]

Lord Jamar has to be trolling at this point right?


Idk im still a bit hesitant at eating the booty. I mean I eat the pussy and I have no remorse so naturally the booty is the next step right? I have gotten dangerously close before now that I think about it

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

The worse thing about it, you have people here who wont flush with the toliet seat up just in case microscopic pieces of shit hit their toothbrush, but yet are happy to go sweetcorn hunting up someones back passage. With their tounge, no less.

Urgh.

 

[block tower]

Lord Jamar has to be trolling at this point right?


Idk im still a bit hesitant at eating the booty. I mean I eat the pussy and I have no remorse so naturally the booty is the next step right? I have gotten dangerously close before now that I think about it

"yeah you could sodomize a sheep"

 

[ItIsOkBro]

I suspect one of my homies eats ass and now I can hardly face him. When he talks to me, and his breathe is getting all up in my face, I swear I can almost taste the last booty he ate.

 

[CoolOff]

you have people here who wont flush with the toliet seat up just in case microscopic pieces of shit hit their toothbrush

what.

 

[Bulbo Urethral Baggins]

The worse thing about it, you have people here who wont flush with the toliet seat up just in case microscopic pieces of shit hit their toothbrush, but yet are happy to go sweetcorn hunting up someones back passage. With their tounge, no less.

Urgh.

Some day you may experience actual love.
You know what love is? Love is finding that occasional piece of corn on your tongue, swallowing, and not missing a beat because you don't want to upset your partner.

 

[Draper]

All I'm seeing here are either individuals who are inexperienced or relatively new to sex, or people who have only had sex with less than ideal specimens. Once you've put the time in, licking the ass of an incredibly sexy lady is a delight.

 

[neojubei]

All I'm seeing here are either individuals who are inexperienced or relatively new to sex, or people who have only had sex with less than ideal specimens. Once you've put the time in, licking the ass of an incredibly sexy lady is a delight.

Or licking the ass of a sexy Asian guy is a delight

 

[riotous]

The worse thing about it, you have people here who wont flush with the toliet seat up just in case microscopic pieces of shit hit their toothbrush, but yet are happy to go sweetcorn hunting up someones back passage. With their tounge, no less.

Urgh.

You know I'd imagine a greater correlation between the "EWWW NO WAY I'd do that!" folks and the "paranoid about bathroom fecal particles" group.

Booty eater here; not paranoid about fecal matter either crew.. I use hand sanitizer though lol.

 

[akira28]

I'm not paranoid. I keep my toothbrush on the dresser.

And babywipes in the nightstand drawer. and a special red towel on the shelf in the closet.

get gud, fuckers.

 

[FourMyle]

disgusting.

 

[Sai-kun]

i saw someone getting their ass eaten on the first episode of how to get away with murder

we live in a wonderful time

 

[Tesseract]

And piss from a vagina. Shit if you go down I always say pack a lunch and stay for the party cuz that whole area be getting licked. Women I've been with love it.

piss from vagina?

 

[krypt0nian]

Or licking the ass of a sexy Asian guy is a delight

Or a hairy bear guy's recently showered ass. Mmmmmmm.

 

[royalan]

i saw someone getting their ass eaten on the first episode of how to get away with murder

we live in a wonderful time

Right?!?

I watched that scene like, "Are they gonna do it? They gonna go there?....yes they are!"

 

[Sketchbag]

All I'm seeing here are either individuals who are inexperienced or relatively new to sex, or people who have only had sex with less than ideal specimens. Once you've put the time in, licking the ass of an incredibly sexy lady is a delight.

By this logic, blood is totally cool as well.

Strangling.

Pooping on chests.

Golden showers.

Eating poop?

The list can go on. We can say blah blah blah it's an incredible delight but not every one is the same. Some people even dislike giving oral because they find it gross. There's nothing wrong with that if both people are OK with it. Saying it will be a delight just shows you don't understand people enjoy different things.

 

[Erin S Kittens]

All the pushback in this thread is hilarious. As for me? Love it when my partners push their booty back on my face :3 Nothing compares.

 

[RionaaM]

Spent Saturday hoping to run into hot ladies at the local walmart that I could potentially try this out on.

Ended up not leaving my house at all. Instead, found myself fingering my own butthole while listening to CCR's greatest hits album. Fuck my pathetic life.

You, sir, have a fantastic musical taste. You have nothing to be ashamed of.

 

[Guevara]

I'm not paranoid. I keep my toothbrush on the dresser.

And babywipes in the nightstand drawer. and a special red towel on the shelf in the closet.

get gud, fuckers.

And people say chivalry is dead

 

[Sketchbag]

And people say chivalry is dead

Yeah, but after he pleases himself he's going to make sure he's super clean.

 

[Dippindork]

i had a girl tell me "lick my dirty asshole until it's clean." it smelled like shit, but she sat on my face so fast, there was no stopping it. never came so hard in my life.

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

Some day you may experience actual love.
You know what love is? Love is finding that occasional piece of corn on your tongue swallowing, and not missing a beat because you don't want to upset your partner,.

Vile.

 

[Vashetti]

i had a girl tell me "lick my dirty asshole until it's clean." it smelled like shit, but she sat on my face so fast, there was no stopping it. never came so hard in my life.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

Unless it's pornstar clean, then hell no.

Eating vag is enough. Taste is horrible and smell is even worse on an average girl.

I can't believe the things I see from straight men sometimes. That's the best part of LIFE.

 

[Sketchbag]

I can't believe the things I see from straight men sometimes. That's the best part of LIFE.

People like different things.

Is that so wrong?

 

[hiroshawn]

The risks are too high, Ecoli, poop, passing out from hitting a methane pocket.

 

[Liu Kang Baking A Pie]

People like different things.

Is that so wrong?

It's cool not to be into it, but "tastes horrible and smells worse"? He's just objectively wrong.

 

[richardhawk]

45 mins of booty eating / oral.

Eat it all and your girl will follow you to the ends of the earth.

BELIEVE