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[Night.Ninja]

because of the sugar

 

[Yoshi]

At what point can we all join hands across the globe and replace ketchup with sriracha worldwide?

Why not Sambal Olek?

 

[Hudo]

I have seen through your charade, Mustardeer. It takes more than such a laughable attempt to bring us Ketchupists down.

 

[DonJorginho]

Curry Sauce, Siracha and Peri Peri Sauce are the best.

 

[Spukc]

You don’t need to put sauce on a good piece of meat. You put sauce on low quality shit tier meat to mask it being bland.

 

[Bitmap Frogs]

At what point can we all join hands across the globe and replace ketchup with sriracha worldwide?

I'm I'm going to be eating sugared tomatoes, they better have a kick!

 

[H4ze]

Ketchup should be banned, I am 100 % on your side OP, lets cancel Ketchup!

 

[Spaceman292]

Ketchup kinda sucks. What a lame condiment. Isnt it also the most popular condiment?

I cant think of a single food item I'd put ketchup on where hot sauce or even ranch dressing wouldnt immediately be superior. Even so, if I were to use ketchup, any time you order food which pairs well with ketchup, they give you more than enough ketchup packets so you can toss em in a ziploc to store in your fridge.

Theres also a lot of sugar in ketchup and sugar makes you fat. I actually have a bottle of ketchup in my fridge which I bought to appease my stupid friends who are always asking me if I have any ketchup and roll their eyes when i offer them packets. If i were a restaurant, they wouldnt react in such a rude manner. Be grateful i have packets, you swine.

Every time I open my fridge and see that bottle of store brand ketchup I get just a little more irked that I caved to peer pressure. My friends just use the packets they get at the restaurant anyhow.

Also, people who say "catsup" are weird, and I wouldnt trust them around animals.

What are your thoughts on ketchup?

At first I was all like ' fuck you' but then I read your post and it convinced me so well done

 

[DeafTourette]

Ranch?

I like Ketchup on grilled cheese sandwiches and scrambled eggs. Hot sauce would work for the later but not former. Ranch for neither.

The only thing that goes with a grilled cheese sandwich is grape or strawberry jelly!

Ketchup?! Blasphemy!

 

[LordCBH]

Honey Mustard >>>>>>> Ketchup

 

[JimiNutz]

I generally agree re ketchup but Leon do a really good ketchup that tastes like no other and is really fucking good.

Apparently it contains Mango, Jalapenos, Cumin and Chipotle peppers which is probably why it tastes so good.

 

[Carna]

Can gaf even make exciting-to-talk-about threads?

 

[Rbk_3]

Ketchup kinda sucks. What a lame condiment. Isnt it also the most popular condiment?

I cant think of a single food item I'd put ketchup on where hot sauce or even ranch dressing wouldnt immediately be superior.

Theres also a lot of sugar in ketchup and sugar makes you fat.

You're bitching about the sugar in ketchup making you fat......have you ever looked at the nutritional information of ranch?
1 Tbsp of ketchup is 15 calories, vs ranch which is 60+ calories per Tbsp.

 

[teezzy]

You're bitching about the sugar in ketchup making you fat......have you ever looked at the nutritional information of ranch?
1 Tbsp of ketchup is 15 calories, vs ranch which is 60+ calories per Tbsp.

Sounds like something a fatty fat person would type

 

[Rbk_3]

Sounds like something a fatty fat person would type

 

[Tranquil]

You're bitching about the sugar in ketchup making you fat......have you ever looked at the nutritional information of ranch?
1 Tbsp of ketchup is 15 calories, vs ranch which is 60+ calories per Tbsp.

Calories and Carbs (Sugar for the laymen), that's what gets you fat, not just the calories, bub.

 

[Soodanim]

I particularly enjoy the "Ketchup is bad for you, I prefer mayonnaise and cheese based sauces" sentiment towards condiments.

 

[DESTROYA]

Can gaf even make exciting-to-talk-about threads?

Why don’t you start and see where it leads.

 

[Rbk_3]

Calories and Carbs (Sugar for the laymen), that's what gets you fat, not just the calories, bub.

Nah, calories in vs calories out is 95% of the battle

 

[Tranquil]

Nah, calories in vs calories out is 95% of the battle

Lula

 

[MrMephistoX]

The only thing that’s a scam is Heinz charging a markup in the U.S for the cane sugar version they sell by default in Canada the rest of the world. Fuck that high fructose corn syrup noise!

Also bless Costco for cheap Mexican coke...a cola.

 

[Keihart]

Calories and Carbs (Sugar for the laymen), that's what gets you fat, not just the calories, bub.

Sugar gets you hooked, calories make you fat. Get it straight.

 

[Tranquil]

Sugar gets you hooked, calories make you fat. Get it straight.

Lula

I once thought like you.

 

[eddie4]

currently having fish sticks with ketchup, am i kanye? you guys like fish sticks?

 

[bender]

The only thing that goes with a grilled cheese sandwich is grape or strawberry jelly!

Ketchup?! Blasphemy!

Jelly?

 

[Tranquil]

Jelly?

Believe it or not, that's a thing.

 

[bender]

Believe it or not, that's a thing.

When you order it, do you ask for "Satan's Anus"?

 

[eddie4]

Believe it or not, that's a thing.

I mean i get PB & J, but cheese and jelly......

 

[Tranquil]

I mean i get PB & J, but cheese and jelly......

I think it's the same people who like pineapple on their pizza.

Pallas you probably like jelly on your grilled cheese huh?

 

[.hacked]

My son will not eat his dinner unless I put a squirt of ketchup and mustard on his plate. Does he eat it? Nope more like paints his plate with it as he eats his dinner. So ketchup as an edible paint for a 3 year old gets 2 thumbs up

 

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[Pallas]

I think it's the same people who like pineapple on their pizza.

Pallas you probably like jelly on your grilled cheese huh?

What kind of savage do you take me for!?

 

[Cutty Flam]

fuck mayonnaise

 

[Astral Dog]

My dad adored ketchup so i like it too

 

[DeafTourette]

Jelly?

Yes. Because of the toasted bread. Trust me, I didn't think it would taste good but it does!

 

[bender]

Yes. Because of the toasted bread. Trust me, I didn't think it would taste good but it does!

 

[Dural]

A Monte Cristo sandwich is typically served with jelly and it's just a grilled cheese with ham.

 

[Tranquil]

A Monte Cristo sandwich is typically served with jelly and it's just a grilled cheese with ham.

It's french toast with ham and cheese.

I would be alright with some maple syrup poured on top, but grape or red jelly would just ruin it, IMO.

 

[Phase]

At what point can we all join hands across the globe and replace ketchup with sriracha worldwide?

There's so much sugar in Sriracha, bro. I recently gave it up because of that. A diet with no added sugar is the way to go.

 

[teezzy]

There's so much sugar in Sriracha, bro. I recently gave it up because of that. A diet with no added sugar is the way to go.

Yeah, honestly, the nutritional label is confusing. Its says 0g and 0 added sugar per teaspoon but sugar is the second ingredient on the bottle.

I've googled and its supposedly keto friendly. I maybe put it on one dish a day. But yes, I know where you're coming from. They use that small of a serving size for a reason. *sigh*

 

[eddie4]

Yeah, honestly, the nutritional label is confusing. Its says 0g and 0 added sugar per teaspoon but sugar is the second ingredient on the bottle.

I've googled and its supposedly keto friendly. I maybe put it on one dish a day. But yes, I know where you're coming from. They use that small of a serving size for a reason. *sigh*

Homemade Sriracha Sauce

1 pound fresh hot red chili peppers (Padron, cayenne, serrano, jalapeno, cherry bomb, Thai)
1 pound sweet red peppers, seeded
4 to 6 garlic cloves
1 1/2 cups raw apple cider vinegar or coconut vinegar
1/2 cup water
2 to 3 teaspoons sea salt

no sugar. you're welcome.

 

[teezzy]

Homemade Sriracha Sauce

1 pound fresh hot red chili peppers (Padron, cayenne, serrano, jalapeno, cherry bomb, Thai)
1 pound sweet red peppers, seeded
4 to 6 garlic cloves
1 1/2 cups raw apple cider vinegar or coconut vinegar
1/2 cup water
2 to 3 teaspoons sea salt

no sugar. you're welcome.

I just toss that in a blender or something?

 

[eddie4]

I just toss that in a blender or something?

pretty much

 

[teezzy]

Fuck it, I'll just start using Frank's Red Hot again

 

[eddie4]

Fuck it, I'll just start using Frank's Red Hot again

"I put that shit on everything."

 

[Hulk_Smash]

Since we’re talking about grilled cheese sandwiches, try putting bacon on it.

 

[Phase]

Yeah, honestly, the nutritional label is confusing. Its says 0g and 0 added sugar per teaspoon but sugar is the second ingredient on the bottle.

I've googled and its supposedly keto friendly. I maybe put it on one dish a day. But yes, I know where you're coming from. They use that small of a serving size for a reason. *sigh*

Huh, I don't have a bottle handy anymore but when I read my label it had a substantial amount of added sugar per serving listed on there. Maybe it's different where you are (or they have different labeling laws idk).

 

[teezzy]

Huh, I don't have a bottle handy anymore but when I read my label it had a substantial amount of added sugar per serving listed on there. Maybe it's different where you are (or they have different labeling laws idk).

Heres the bottle from my fridge. I had a hunch it was too good to be true. Sauce is sweet as hell.

 

[eddie4]

Heres the bottle from my fridge. I had a hunch it was too good to be true. Sauce is sweet as hell.

Apparently, if the sugar is in a low enough amount, they can legally round down to zero. Nutritional information is just an estimate, and you should pay attention to the ingredients, according to the FDA.

 

[cryptoadam]

Strangely enough I prefer the off brand Ketchup (or is it Catsup?) to Heinz.