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[Compsiox]

1 Me and Casey Anthony
2 Me, Casey Anthony, and Lacey Chabert
3 Me, Casey Anthony, Lacey Chabert, and Aubrey Plaza
4 Me, Casey Anthony, Lacey Chabert, Aubrey Plaza, and Kate Ovens
5 Me, Casey Anthony and an industrial size tube of Country Crock.

Fantastic choice

 

[p_xavier]

Can you sit down ?

Of course, I have life experience.

 

[Kev Kev]

All my fantasies involve my wife.

 

[Rickyiez]

Anything Latex and total enclosure. Some of the rarest sexual preference sigh

 

[Compsiox]

Anything Latex and total enclosure. Some of the rarest sexual preference sigh

Total enclosure sounds interesting

 

[highrider]

This doesn't meet the first part but it meets the second part. You want to pretend you're Ben Shapiro?

Yes

 

[FemdomFilmFan]

Yes

 

[Thaedolus]

CTRL-F “fuck Jadzia Dax Klingon style in the holosuite”

0 results

oh I’m sorry I thought people around here had nerd cred

 

[Mobile Suit Gooch]

give a 2B cosplayer doggy-style and eat her from behind.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

8 hours of uninterrupted great sleep and then being woken up with morning head. Rinse and repeat 4 more times.

 

[FemdomFilmFan]

CTRL-F “fuck Jadzia Dax Klingon style in the holosuite”

0 results

oh I’m sorry I thought people around here had nerd cred

 

[Elcid]

Honestly don’t have any I haven’t done already. I just enjoy giving facials.

 

[Soy Boy]

 

[TheMan]

take a bath ending in a creampie with
Hitomi Tanka
Ivanka Trump
Karina Hart

Not simultaneously, just one on one is fine

 

[eddie4]

getting a hand job and paying off my student loans at the same time
oh
and
Tatiana Shmaylyuk

 

[SpartanN92]

Ruth Bader Ginsberg but in like a week or two

 

[McCheese]

The big mac:

Spoiler

close enough

MODS!!!!

 

[bender]

Ruth Bader Ginsberg but in like a week or two

 

[Tesseract]

scarjo is up there, insofar as fantasies go

 

[tkscz]

Jeeze some of ya'll are boring, get fun with it

1. Bound gagged while she's sitting on my chest, heal on croutch
2. Older woman on public transportation giving a stealth handy
3. Forced to eat (a VERY LARGE) ass
4. bound and having my face sat on
5. Banging several women at my job in my office.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Any five of the women featured in our boobs thread. I'll single out Tessa Fowler. I'd love to have the opportunity to disappoint her.

 

[ExpandKong]

Jeeze some of ya'll are boring, get fun with it

Brother you have not flexed on someone until you’ve blown out some kid’s mother’s back, given her a facial, and eaten the last of his Lucky Charms the next morning because he called you an asshole the day before.

But I’ve thought of a real one: I would like to be the meat in a Kim Klacik/Kayleigh McEnany sandwich. Bonus points if Kayleigh busts out her notebook the next day to let me know everything I did wrong.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Brother you have not flexed on someone until you’ve blown out some kid’s mother’s back, given her a facial, and eaten the last of his Lucky Charms the next morning because he called you an asshole the day before.

But I’ve thought of a real one: I would like to be the meat in a Kim Klacik/Kayleigh McEnany sandwich. Bonus points if Kayleigh busts out her notebook the next day to let me know everything I did wrong.

Brillant. Let's be friends.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Markie Post in that milfy late 80s/mid 90s era. Here she is in 1992 according to google pics at age 40ish.

This is the kind of milf I always wanted.

 

[Spukc]

Putting my butthole on a girls butthole and then we kinda poop back and forth in each other buttholes. Forever.

 

[G-Bus]

The 5th is everyone together.

 

[Stilton Disco]

Mine get increasingly weird and physically impossible as they go on, so I'll just leave it at number 5: BDSM week long threesome with (in their prime) Kelly Brook and Gillian Anderson.

Let's just say 4 and 3 would have involved cloning and someone getting a lobotomy, and leave it at that.

 

[Dthomp]

Fantastic choice

At least you know after she kills you, she'll get off

 

[haxan7]

Pooping live on national tv

 

[Compsiox]

At least you know after she kills you, she'll get off

 

[GAMETA]

1. Jennifer Connelly
2. Jennifer Connelly in her 20's
3. Alexandra Daddario
4. Monica Bellucci
5. Jodie Foster in her 20's

 

[fran.fernandez]

I wish I could say it

 

[John_Ryder]

Putting my butthole on a girls butthole and then we kinda poop back and forth in each other buttholes. Forever.

I remember there was a Brazilian video where 5 or 6 ladies tried to do that for 60 minutes. If I remember correctly, in the end they didn't manage to do that as smoothly as you would like but there were lots of poop and vomit involved.

 

[Mossybrew]

Honestly had most of mine met earlier in life. These days, the only one left would be, 20-something with daddy issues that wants FWB sex with older dude once or twice a month.

 

[Slings and Arrows]

Avril lavigne, Veronica Mars, Rory and lorelei Gilmore and Kate Beckinsale in an orgy.

Or Avril lavigne and 4 clones of her.

 

[haxan7]

I remember there was a Brazilian video where 5 or 6 ladies tried to do that for 60 minutes. If I remember correctly, in the end they didn't manage to do that as smoothly as you would like but there were lots of poop and vomit involved.

Spoiler

Swap.avi

it’s pretty tame by today’s standards

 

[Tesseract]

I wish I could say it

don't let your dreams be dreams

 

[just_some_nut]

1-5. Doggy-stylin' the 5 most powerful ladies in the office, in front of the entire office. "Everything in the world is about sex, except for sex; sex is about power" ... or something like that.

A woman denying me an orgasm. Good boys cum when she says so.

Dammit TaySan... I respect you for your thick skin, but you're making it harder and harder by the post

 

[just_some_nut]

don't let your dreams be dreams

 

[TaySan]

To add to my post to sleep with a mixed girl or a girl with a nice booty.

I wish i still kept in touch with this girl that was half Saudi/Chinese American and she was beautiful, but her family was ultra conservative and wouldn't approve a white/jewish dude seeing her. XD

 

[nush]

Hitomi Tanka

Only Peak Hitomi Tanka. The MILF thing is not in her wheelhouse.

 

[teezzy]

TaySan

I love the fact that your deepest sexual desire in life is just some interracial chick forcing you to edge. You're too pure for this world, comrade.

 

[O-N-E]

Are people still able to see this thread in the Off-Topic section? Why can't I?

You put the person who started the thread on ignore.

 

[John_Ryder]

Spoiler

Swap.avi

it’s pretty tame by today’s standards

Tame you say? Jesus f. Christ

 

[Stiflers Mom]

1 Me and Casey Anthony
2 Me, Casey Anthony, and Lacey Chabert
3 Me, Casey Anthony, Lacey Chabert, and Aubrey Plaza
4 Me, Casey Anthony, Lacey Chabert, Aubrey Plaza, and Kate Ovens
5 Me, Casey Anthony and an industrial size tube of Country Crock.

I get from this, that you are really digging chicks with "ey" at the end of their names.

 

[FemdomFilmFan]

Markie Post in that milfy late 80s/mid 90s era. Here she is in 1992 according to google pics at age 40ish.

This is the kind of milf I always wanted.

Mine get increasingly weird and physically impossible as they go on, so I'll just leave it at number 5: BDSM week long threesome with (in their prime) Kelly Brook and Gillian Anderson.

Let's just say 4 and 3 would have involved cloning and someone getting a lobotomy, and leave it at that.

As Dommes or subs? Please say Dommes.

I have another fake I love of Gillian as a Domme but it's one I can show only in PM.

I remember there was a Brazilian video where 5 or 6 ladies tried to do that for 60 minutes. If I remember correctly, in the end they didn't manage to do that as smoothly as you would like but there were lots of poop and vomit involved.

I don't doubt it.

Spoiler

Swap.avi

it’s pretty tame by today’s standards

 

[Pejo]

Spoiler

Swap.avi

it’s pretty tame by today’s standards

I nearly threw up just reading the description.

I've always wanted to walk a girl that I barely know around an area I don't live in while she's blindfolded in a trench coat, otherwise completely naked and with bells clipped on to her nipples. Iunno why.

For celebs, I've had a thing for Alison Brie for a while.

 

[O-N-E]

Man I hate femdom.

 

[Red Crayon Aristocrat]

Putting my butthole on a girls butthole and then we kinda poop back and forth in each other buttholes. Forever.

Yeah, I saw the movie Closer too.

Man I hate femdom.

It's weird because I find dominatrix style outfits really sexy, but I don't actually like the idea of being dominated by a woman, I'd much rather be doing the dominating.

 

[FemdomFilmFan]

Man I hate femdom.