Yeah, that won't last long.
It's not like we're not working on it. She's had issues in her past where people have used sex to hurt her, so she really apprehensive about it.
Yeah, that won't last long.
...and the second my fingers graced his member he exploded all over my stomach.
when he ejaculated in my eye :|
my eye was pink for about a month :|Been there. It's kinda hot, but cum also stings like a mofo when it gets in yer eye.
Could a female here on GAF explain this shit? Why does this happen?
The guy who's married for 19 years and has never once received a beej...
:'(
I have heard of "dead fish" syndrome, but generally if I'm not moving it's because I'm falling asleep but still want dick.
On a serious note, a lot of women are raised on the notion that top is hyper-active and bottom just lies there and takes it. It takes practice and intuition to know when to be dom or sub and how to become a power-bottom. Have you guys (those with in-active women on bottom) tried explaining to them what turns you on when she's on bottom and have her wiggle into different positions and angles herself rather than having you adjust and put her there?
Now, the first warning sign was that it was my clothes being shed. She wasn't a secret fatty, because I saw what was up over cam. But hell, she was pulling me and getting down so I paid it little attention. I get around to getting her on the bed, taking her shirt off, unbuckling her bra and giving her every bit of attention with my mouth. She's loving it, and after some time, starts to unbuckle her pants, but stops. I think to myself, "Ok, she wants me to do it" but when I reach, she pushes me away. Now, I'm harder than Thor's hammer and I want to go all out, so I push her hand away and begin to strip off the pants and tear off her panties.
BIG FUCKING MISTAKE.
The smell came all at once, and hit me harder and faster than a 12-gauge to the temple. From hard as a rock to a banana peel, and it took all the willpower to not heave. I looked at her, and she had this look that told me that this was a problem for other guys and was awaiting my reaction. With eyes watering and the gag reflexes doing the work of gods, I kissed her and began fingering...I did not want her to feel bad but my dick could not do that work. Then the worst thing happens. She pushes my head down in an effort to do the impossible...but again, I didn't want to make her feel bad. I spread her apart, breathing from my mouth, and mind you the smell gets worse. Imagine mildew, old urine and a slight whiff of ass. Then toss that into a can of tuna. It's not good. I lick, and my body said no, and I heave. She gasps, I say something along the lines of ITS NOT YOU IM SICK but as soon as I do I throw up in my mouth. She begins crying while struggling to put on her ripped panties, and I just feel like shit both physically and for the poor sap that has to take that next time. By the time I get out of the bathroom, she's gone, and we haven't really talked since.
tl;dr: If it smells, suggest to take a shower together or something, because damn.
I will never stop loving this forum.With eyes watering and the gag reflexes doing the work of gods, I kissed her and began fingering...I did not want her to feel bad but my dick could not do that work. Then the worst thing happens. She pushes my head down in an effort to do the impossible...
At a funeral
A coworker of hers died and we attended his funeral. After all the handshaking, condolences, etc we were mingling. While we were conversing she gives me a look. THAT look. The look that says she wants the d.
She tells me she needs to get something from her coat. In order to not come across as an impolite ahole and because shes amazing when she gives that look I join her.
Back in the coatroom, we find a blind corner and start making out, stripping down and stroking each other.
I push her to the ground and get on top of her. While we are fucking, the door opens. We stop and lay very still. It's the deceased's mom and a friend. She's crying over her son and I'm just lying there with my head on a tit. I start to feel incredibly bad when all of a sudden I feel her hips starting to girate again, using her legs to push me inside her.
After they left, she kicks it up a notch and starts fucking me like there's no tomorrow. I'm terribly conflicted at this moment.
My head tells me to stop, my dick wants to go on: she looks fine in those stockings, high heels, thong pushed to the side, boobs pulled out of her bra, her hair still tidy and posh...
Eventually I nut inside her but it doesn't feel right. I have never been so sad after hot and good sex ever.
Period sex can be amazing, just use an old towel next time.Fuck buddy was on her period. Tried to convince me to wait a few days. Didn't want to hear it. Blood everywhere.
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At a funeral
A coworker of hers died and we attended his funeral. After all the handshaking, condolences, etc we were mingling. While we were conversing she gives me a look. THAT look. The look that says she wants the d.
She tells me she needs to get something from her coat. In order to not come across as an impolite ahole and because shes amazing when she gives that look I join her.
Back in the coatroom, we find a blind corner and start making out, stripping down and stroking each other.
I push her to the ground and get on top of her. While we are fucking, the door opens. We stop and lay very still. It's the deceased's mom and a friend. She's crying over her son and I'm just lying there with my head on a tit. I start to feel incredibly bad when all of a sudden I feel her hips starting to girate again, using her legs to push me inside her.
After they left, she kicks it up a notch and starts fucking me like there's no tomorrow. I'm terribly conflicted at this moment.
My head tells me to stop, my dick wants to go on: she looks fine in those stockings, high heels, thong pushed to the side, boobs pulled out of her bra, her hair still tidy and posh...
Eventually I nut inside her but it doesn't feel right. I have never been so sad after hot and good sex ever.
me and my girl started watching inception and she started trying to have sex with me half way through.
i dumped her the next day because she was distracting me and i need my full attention to appreciate the ~sophistication~ of a christopher nolan film.
I had been at a bar for a while not expecting to get laid. I'd been doing a bunch of coke all night and chasing it with beer. Around 1am I get a call from a girl I had recently met asking me to come over and see her. So I finish off the back end of the 8-ball and head to her place.
I think we talked for a bit but then started making out and moved it to her bedroom. We begin having sex when all the drugs/alcohol begin to catch up with me. I feel like I'm about to throw up and ask her to give me a second. I actually stop in the middle of sex, run to her bathroom to throw up hoping to make it to her toilet; instead I hit her sink, mirror, and floor. I was so F'd up though, it didn't really even phase me. Without thinking twice I rinse my mouth full of water, go back out to her room, finish the deed, and then make some excuse why I have to leave and never look back.
For some reason, I never did speak to that fair maiden every again. Thank goodness that was a whole lifetime ago and I am no longer that guy. ugh.
Fuck you for taking me away from a test.
So I was talking with a girl online about 5 years ago, back when I was living in SoCal. She seemed of the shy type, but after about a couple of weeks, she really opened up, phone and skype sex every other night, all the stuff.
We decide to finally meet up because we could not take it anymore. She wanted some, I wanted it all, and it would be hot to meet somewhere in the middle (we lived a good 40ish miles apart) and just go. The day comes, and after having lunch and playing mini-golf, we get to the motel, I shell out $90, and we get into the room and immediately my shirt is flying, and we are making out.
Now, the first warning sign was that it was my clothes being shed. She wasn't a secret fatty, because I saw what was up over cam. But hell, she was pulling me and getting down so I paid it little attention. I get around to getting her on the bed, taking her shirt off, unbuckling her bra and giving her every bit of attention with my mouth. She's loving it, and after some time, starts to unbuckle her pants, but stops. I think to myself, "Ok, she wants me to do it" but when I reach, she pushes me away. Now, I'm harder than Thor's hammer and I want to go all out, so I push her hand away and begin to strip off the pants and tear off her panties.
BIG FUCKING MISTAKE.
The smell came all at once, and hit me harder and faster than a 12-gauge to the temple. From hard as a rock to a banana peel, and it took all the willpower to not heave. I looked at her, and she had this look that told me that this was a problem for other guys and was awaiting my reaction. With eyes watering and the gag reflexes doing the work of gods, I kissed her and began fingering...I did not want her to feel bad but my dick could not do that work. Then the worst thing happens. She pushes my head down in an effort to do the impossible...but again, I didn't want to make her feel bad. I spread her apart, breathing from my mouth, and mind you the smell gets worse. Imagine mildew, old urine and a slight whiff of ass. Then toss that into a can of tuna. It's not good. I lick, and my body said no, and I heave. She gasps, I say something along the lines of ITS NOT YOU IM SICK but as soon as I do I throw up in my mouth. She begins crying while struggling to put on her ripped panties, and I just feel like shit both physically and for the poor sap that has to take that next time. By the time I get out of the bathroom, she's gone, and we haven't really talked since.
tl;dr: If it smells, suggest to take a shower together or something, because damn.
slowly i go down, kissin her on her belly, then her legs and before you know it i am at her lips, suddenly i feel a long piece of hair in my mouth, atleast thats what i thought it was. i move away with the hair in my mouth and i feel like i am pulling out something....it was the thread of her tampon sticking out. I had her tampon was filled with blood hanging in the air as my thread was in my mouth...i left
At a funeral
A coworker of hers died and we attended his funeral. After all the handshaking, condolences, etc we were mingling. While we were conversing she gives me a look. THAT look. The look that says she wants the d.
She tells me she needs to get something from her coat. In order to not come across as an impolite ahole and because shes amazing when she gives that look I join her.
Back in the coatroom, we find a blind corner and start making out, stripping down and stroking each other.
I push her to the ground and get on top of her. While we are fucking, the door opens. We stop and lay very still. It's the deceased's mom and a friend. She's crying over her son and I'm just lying there with my head on a tit. I start to feel incredibly bad when all of a sudden I feel her hips starting to girate again, using her legs to push me inside her.
After they left, she kicks it up a notch and starts fucking me like there's no tomorrow. I'm terribly conflicted at this moment.
My head tells me to stop, my dick wants to go on: she looks fine in those stockings, high heels, thong pushed to the side, boobs pulled out of her bra, her hair still tidy and posh...
Eventually I nut inside her but it doesn't feel right. I have never been so sad after hot and good sex ever.
I have heard of "dead fish" syndrome, but generally if I'm not moving it's because I'm falling asleep but still want dick.
On a serious note, a lot of women are raised on the notion that top is hyper-active and bottom just lies there and takes it. It takes practice and intuition to know when to be dom or sub and how to become a power-bottom. Have you guys (those with in-active women on bottom) tried explaining to them what turns you on when she's on bottom and have her wiggle into different positions and angles herself rather than having you adjust and put her there?
Wish I could. Can't stand those women because they fuck the guy up for the next girl. To the point I've had a guy try to shift me around during sex.(said"I'm not a doll stop trying to pose me") or grab my hips as soon as I jump on top in an effort to control me there too.Could a female here on GAF explain this shit? Why does this happen?
12/10
You get extra points for pretty much referencing how the affair between Eminem and Mariah actually played out. I'm not sure if that was intentional, but bravo.
Didn't eminem ether her with that diss track afterwards though?
camping.
on a multitude of psychedelics.
back seat of my car.
i do too good.
she relaxes too much.
sunlight shines through the leaves.
my backseat has poop everywhere....
I thought he referenced that song in The Warning.
Right... If it really smells THAT bad, no amount of shower is gonna fix it. She needs to go see a doctor! That is not natural!
Fuck buddy was on her period. Tried to convince me to wait a few days. Didn't want to hear it. Blood everywhere.
I lost my virginity on a log near a mosquito infested swamp. She kept getting distracted by the fireflies and we both just sort of slowly became not aroused. She dried up, I lost my boner. Woke up the next morning with mosquito bites EVERYWHERE.
A few years ago me and a girl where in her house, we started kissin and touchin and before you knew it, i took her clothing off. we didnt have much time. she put the condom on me and before you knew it i was trying to penetrate her. but somehow i just couldnt get it. it was as if she was closed, so i thought fuck it, imma go down on her and use my tong. and slowly i go down, kissin her on her belly, then her legs and before you know it i am at her lips, suddenly i feel a long piece of hair in my mouth, atleast thats what i thought it was. i move away with the hair in my mouth and i feel like i am pulling out something....it was the thread of her tampon sticking out. her tampon was filled with blood hanging in the air as the thread was in my mouth...i left
Craigslist hookup.
At a funeral
A coworker of hers died and we attended his funeral. After all the handshaking, condolences, etc we were mingling. While we were conversing she gives me a look. THAT look. The look that says she wants the d.
She tells me she needs to get something from her coat. In order to not come across as an impolite ahole and because shes amazing when she gives that look I join her.
Back in the coatroom, we find a blind corner and start making out, stripping down and stroking each other.
I push her to the ground and get on top of her. While we are fucking, the door opens. We stop and lay very still. It's the deceased's mom and a friend. She's crying over her son and I'm just lying there with my head on a tit. I start to feel incredibly bad when all of a sudden I feel her hips starting to girate again, using her legs to push me inside her.
After they left, she kicks it up a notch and starts fucking me like there's no tomorrow. I'm terribly conflicted at this moment.
My head tells me to stop, my dick wants to go on: she looks fine in those stockings, high heels, thong pushed to the side, boobs pulled out of her bra, her hair still tidy and posh...
Eventually I nut inside her but it doesn't feel right. I have never been so sad after hot and good sex ever.
At a funeral
A coworker of hers died and we attended his funeral. After all the handshaking, condolences, etc we were mingling. While we were conversing she gives me a look. THAT look. The look that says she wants the d.
She tells me she needs to get something from her coat. In order to not come across as an impolite ahole and because shes amazing when she gives that look I join her.
Back in the coatroom, we find a blind corner and start making out, stripping down and stroking each other.
I push her to the ground and get on top of her. While we are fucking, the door opens. We stop and lay very still. It's the deceased's mom and a friend. She's crying over her son and I'm just lying there with my head on a tit. I start to feel incredibly bad when all of a sudden I feel her hips starting to girate again, using her legs to push me inside her.
After they left, she kicks it up a notch and starts fucking me like there's no tomorrow. I'm terribly conflicted at this moment.
My head tells me to stop, my dick wants to go on: she looks fine in those stockings, high heels, thong pushed to the side, boobs pulled out of her bra, her hair still tidy and posh...
Eventually I nut inside her but it doesn't feel right. I have never been so sad after hot and good sex ever.
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