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motionless corpse mode missionary is the worst.
be alive for god's sake
be alive for god's sake
A few years ago me and a girl where in her house, we started kissin and touchin and before you knew it, i took her clothing off. we didnt have much time. she put the condom on me and before you knew it i was trying to penetrate her. but somehow i just couldnt get it. it was as if she was closed, so i thought fuck it, imma go down on her and use my tong. and slowly i go down, kissin her on her belly, then her legs and before you know it i am at her lips, suddenly i feel a long piece of hair in my mouth, atleast thats what i thought it was. i move away with the hair in my mouth and i feel like i am pulling out something....it was the thread of her tampon sticking out. her tampon was filled with blood hanging in the air as the thread was in my mouth...i left
My story doesn't compare to some of yours but anyways... A girl once gave me oral and she was... god awful at it. The thing is, she didn't really like to do it and it REALLY showed. I still appreciated the fact that she did it to make me happy. I didn't want to be rude to her and say something like "OK let's do something else!" so I kinda let her go. That was a LONG 10 minutes waiting for her to be done.
In between my last and current long-term relationships, I saw a girl briefly during the holidays. She was cute, but that was it. Had no job so I had to pay for all the meals we shared, no car so I had to cart her and her skeezy friends around, and she wasn't the brightest person. She'd respond to all my flirtations in the most literal way possible. Needless to say, it was a chore to be around her
Still, I hadn't gotten laid in three months so I was quite thirsty. The day finally arrived, and I took her back to my house on a weekday afternoon and quickly got us down to business. Nice body, a little skinnier than what I was used to, but she tasted great and was enthusiastic about my oral skills, which was great considering my ex transformed into a self-loathing prude halfway through our relationship and only allowed me lights-off missionary once a couple weeks.
I slip a condom on, which took some time to get used to given that I hadn't worn one the last six years, and I'm in. She displayed excellent power bottom skills, rode me like a champ, and here I was thinking, how could a girl so deficient everywhere in life be this good at sex? After a half hour of some pretty worthwhile fucking, I laid her back down and told her I wanted to finish. We started down the homestretch, and I heard a door open downstairs beneath us. My brother had just gotten home from school. The girl grabbed my shoulders and asked me who it was, and I told her and said it was alright; I had done this thing a lot with no one noticing, since I have a well-supported bed and stable floors.
She IMMEDIATELY clams up and says she's not comfortable continuing. I try to reason with her to continue, since at that point I could feel an orgasm on the horizon, but she was steadfast. I even asked for a blowjob to finish me off and she refused. We played NSMBW till she wanted to go home, and I was more than happy to cart her ass off one last time. Last time I heard anything from her was a couple days afterward asking me if I could take her and her ugly friend to Goodwill, to which I said I had shit to do or something to that effect.
So it wasn't the WORST sex, but the fact that she allowed my unknowing brother to cockblock me from busting a nut made me pretty grumpy.
At a funeral
A coworker of hers died and we attended his funeral. After all the handshaking, condolences, etc we were mingling. While we were conversing she gives me a look. THAT look. The look that says she wants the d.
She tells me she needs to get something from her coat. In order to not come across as an impolite ahole and because shes amazing when she gives that look I join her.
Back in the coatroom, we find a blind corner and start making out, stripping down and stroking each other.
I push her to the ground and get on top of her. While we are fucking, the door opens. We stop and lay very still. It's the deceased's mom and a friend. She's crying over her son and I'm just lying there with my head on a tit. I start to feel incredibly bad when all of a sudden I feel her hips starting to girate again, using her legs to push me inside her.
After they left, she kicks it up a notch and starts fucking me like there's no tomorrow. I'm terribly conflicted at this moment.
My head tells me to stop, my dick wants to go on: she looks fine in those stockings, high heels, thong pushed to the side, boobs pulled out of her bra, her hair still tidy and posh...
Eventually I nut inside her but it doesn't feel right. I have never been so sad after hot and good sex ever.
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
I read the first couple paragraphs a few times before I realized this was all male.Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Was she good at this, or was she bouncing off you and making you die a lot?
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
I read the first couple paragraphs a few times before I realized this was all male.
BUT yeah, HIV scare takes the cake.
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
I had a similar experience except my hookup was fun. She was hot as hell too, petite body with 34 DD breasts. You always hear those stories about being catfished on Craigslist but you can luck out once in a blue moon. (Well looks wise for you anyway)
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
I had a similar experience except my hookup was fun. She was hot as hell too, petite body with 34 DD breasts. You always hear those stories about being catfished on Craigslist but you can luck out once in a blue moon. (Well looks wise for you anyway)
I'm not familiar with this. Could you explain? I always assumed Craigslist hookups were scams to direct you to shady porn sites demanding your CC info, or meetups where you get blindsided by some guy with a bat who robs you after knocking you out.
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
this took a dark turnHappened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
I'm not familiar with this. Could you explain? I always assumed Craigslist hookups were scams to direct you to shady porn sites demanding your CC info, or meetups where you get blindsided by some guy with a bat who robs you after knocking you out.
Probably Eminem.
Fuck.Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Oh, wow. If it helps at all, transmission rates for HIV are actually lower than you might guess; 6.5/10,000 per your description - http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/policies/law/risk.html
Sorry and good luck.
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
long story short- HIV
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
I'm probably going to sound very ignorant asking this, but what does this mean?
I read the first couple paragraphs a few times before I realized this was all male.
BUT yeah, HIV scare takes the cake.
I'm dense. It wasn't until your post I realized it was all male. Was thinking MMF.
Hope everything turns out okay.
Statistically (in the US), at least, it would seem that the majority of men are "versatile". (That is, they enjoy assuming both roles, although not necessarily in equal measure.)I guess I never understood the top vs bottom thing. I would expect people to switch off so I'm surprised when I hear people are only a top or only a bottom.
How the hell can we have so many smelly pussy stories??? I've never ever met one smelly pussy in my life. They all smell very clean... Maybe because I've only been with Asian ladies in my whole life?
How the hell can we have so many smelly pussy stories??? I've never ever met one smelly pussy in my life.
The night I lost my virginity.
I met a girl on OKCupid and things were great. I thought it could really be something even after only a few dates. She invites me to stay at her apartment and things were going well. We decide to go to bed and she takes me upstairs by the hand and we get in bed. She turns the TV on and turns it to an epsiode of the American Office. Then she asks if I want to have sex and I'm like yeah of course I want to have sex. So it was pretty dark in the room even with the TV on but there was enough light from the TV that I could mostly see what I was doing. The sex was pretty alright. I couldn't cum after fucking her for like 20 minutes and we just decide to stop. I go to pull the condom off while it was still really dark and throw it in the trash. She freaks out and yells, "NO DON'T THROW IT AWAY WE SHOULD KEEP IT." To which I replied, "what the fuck? no that's fucking disgusting." I went into her bathroom thinking I should probably just flush it or something so she doesn't keep it. I was really weirded out so I didn't know what to do. When I turn the lights on in the bathroom I'm fucking horrified at what I see. My fingers and my whole dick area is covered in blood. She was on her period and she didn't even tell me. When I confront her about it she goes, "oh yeah I probably should have mentioned that I'm really sorry." Ended up sleeping over there after things cooled down and hung out with her for most of the next day but things were so awkward. I was planning on staying a second night but while she was in the shower I grabbed my shit and yelled an excuse for leaving and made my escape. Ended up cutting it off a few days later. I feel like I dodged one hell of a bullet.
While the keep it part sounds really weird, I really don't get the anti-period sex thing that goes on. I guess if blood makes you squeamish, but its honestly no worse than anal in my mind, and in my experience most women are more sexually active during their periods anyway.
Who knows though you might be right with the bullet part.