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One year ago today, I started dating a gaffer.

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GrizzNKev

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He came into a coffee shop I worked at for almost 3 years on a frequent basis and we had no idea until I mentioned it in FL GAF. It was pretty weird lol

No, I realize that, AlphaSnake was there the night I was there and took the picture for the Florida thread. Horse Detective worked there too? That's the part that confuses me.

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You're the girlfriend from the OP. I guess I should have used my brain a little more. If so, that makes my offer to put you up in my apartment and show you around Seattle really awkward. I had assumed you were a guy and I didn't intend to encroach on your relationship by encouraging you to move to the west coast.

fucking crazy neogaf shit gat damn
 

Rayis

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I'll date any gaffer who's feeling lonely, first come first serve, you just gotta send me creepy PMs first.
 

Clydefrog

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Congrats on the one year mark, you two kids! Good on you, Horse Detective, for getting her out of Florida for a bit. Hope you guys have more happy years together :)
 
Congratulations, you're both good looking as all hell and that's all I can judge you on, so it's all I will.

Since when do good-looking people browse GAF?

The magnetise to each other in any environment. You could go to an underground decrepit club and the two hottest people in there will find each other.
 
:'(

I mean, I'm a straight male, but I still wish you would want to bang me :(
As a fellow 100% straight male, I can tell you with certainty that there are other 100% straight males out there--like myself--that would totally want to bang you and eat your ass out. Never give up!
 

dani_dc

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As a fellow 100% straight male, I can tell you with certainty that there are other 100% straight males out there--like myself--that would totally want to bang you and eat your ass out. Never give up!

Well, I don't want them to actually do any of that, I just want them to want to do that!
Just want to be desired!

Actually I once caught a guy staring at my ass for a loooong time at the train station and it made me feel uncomfortable how he just kept staring at me... especially since I have no ass to speak off

I actually thought you were a gay male!
Now I realize I was probably just confusing you with ivysaur12 all this time.

Edit: Now I'm not sure if you aren't just lying to me!
 

Iztli

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In love, there is always one who kisses and one who offers the cheek -French proverb

the salt in this thread :p

Damn youth looking so damn full of life >:O
 
Well, I don't want them to actually do any of that, I just want them to want to do that!
Just want to be desired!

Actually I once caught a guy staring at my ass for a loooong time at the train station and it made me feel uncomfortable how he just kept staring at me... especially since I have no ass to speak off.

I actually thought you were a gay male!
Now I realize I was probably just confusing you with ivysaur12 all this time.
I getcha.

I am gay, btw. I was just messing with you. I thought me repeating "100% straight male" and saying "like myself" to back it up would be clue enough :p

I am a joker.
 
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