Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Greetings, from nature
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nush
Gold Member
Protip: The only tool they don't put in the box that some furniture needs to use to be made is a hammer. Make sure you've got one.
NeoIkaruGAF
Gold Member
So I guess Harry Potter is riding more than broomsticks these days.Greetings, from nature
Wait, that’s all it takes??
haxan7
Banned
Whoever that handsome young gentleman is, I want him to know that his future is bright and I salute him.Greetings, from nature
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
That, and roughly four years of no action.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I am loving the poop imagery in this ban message
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
Thanks buddy. Got my first piece done. A bookcase. Got the dresser tomorrow.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
They didn't include the dildo tool as well, FYI. Be forewarned.
haxan7
Banned
Show me a gaffer who doesn’t own a dildo and I’ll show you a stripper who hasn’t gotten paid for a blowjob
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Oh I'm sure
OmegaSupreme
has lots, but he keeps them all in the gun safe and it's a bitch to open.I must applaud him for proper dildo safety practices.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
That's the most romantic thing I've read so far this year.
You told me you offer 100% discretion.
nush
Gold Member
haxan7
Banned
I like to let my sex toys air out on the coffee table I keep in front of my living room window. So so the sun and being out in the open air kills off any bacteria. True storyOh I'm sure
I must applaud him for proper dildo safety practices.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Better than coffee table books.I like to let my sex toys air out on the coffee table I keep in front of my living room window. So so the sun and being out in the open air kills off any bacteria. True story
Great conversation starters.
"...So I see you're a Bad Dragon fan?"
Etc
NeoIkaruGAF
Gold Member
Those are rookie numbers, my friend.
nush
Gold Member
Playing stats?
I'm averaging 7 women a year for every year of my life. Obviously I wasn't getting any at one years old, unless I can't remember "Jim Fixing it for me". But hey, stats!
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
In a world where I’ve only just rediscovered the joys of sex, stats are all I have. But two girls in the space of a week ain’t bad going for a practice round.
T8SC
Gold Member
Richard Packer
Member
I did not know this was a place filled with sexual deviants. I am shocked.
haxan7
Banned
since when is ramming stuff up your butt a deviant behavior
Richard Packer
Member
haxan7
Banned
Richard Packer
Member
That's an ugly truck.
haxan7
Banned
What would you consider a handsome truck
Richard Packer
Member
I drive a Tundra.
Lady Redfield
Member
I do not miss getting “HeY CuTiE” messages when I played PlayStation Home.
I do, however, miss hate mail. I haven’t played online in ages, I like solo better, but, hate messages from online Mortal Kombat were great times.
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
brb DMimg you hate mail.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
I need to start charging for this.
nush
Gold Member
Street Fighter IV was like that when it was new. Anyone that thought if they picked Ken or Akuma they were always going to win, and some of them would send the hate mail including accusations of cheating. Imagine how much more they would be raging if they knew they got their ass kicked by someone probably old enough to be their dad.
Ionian
Member
Back in the days of 'Hearthstone' a dude went apeshit in pm's at me for beating him, "I'm a legendary player!", "yup but still beat you".
Clicked for a new match and got him again which is rare. Completely destroyed him in a few moves.
Called me a noob for using an old deck. I screen-shotted his rage as it was so hilariously stupid. Kept adding me as a friend to give me abuse and then block me. I honestly couldn't stop laughing. Think he even threatened to report me for the legit wins, the second of which was savage and nearly instant death for him.
That's when the game was fun, gave up years ago as the grind was stupid. Didn't miss it for a second as it became so tedious
*Fire Mage
Clicked for a new match and got him again which is rare. Completely destroyed him in a few moves.
Called me a noob for using an old deck. I screen-shotted his rage as it was so hilariously stupid. Kept adding me as a friend to give me abuse and then block me. I honestly couldn't stop laughing. Think he even threatened to report me for the legit wins, the second of which was savage and nearly instant death for him.
That's when the game was fun, gave up years ago as the grind was stupid. Didn't miss it for a second as it became so tedious
*Fire Mage
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I used to have fun playing Battlefield 3 on Xbox 360. I’d find snipers who camped on high hills, sneak up behind them, plant C4 on their prone bodies, message them, and then blow them up. I always got hate after that made me laugh. The 360/PS3 days of online were pure gold.
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haxan7
Banned
I played a shitload of BF 3 multiplayer. Noshahr Canals is still my favorite map ever. Maybe we knocked balls once or twice.
It’s possible, I was knocking a lot of balls back in 2011.
nush
Gold Member
Two days ago an old memory floated up in my head about this movie I saw once on TV with my youngest brother called Moon Zero Two. All we can remember about it is that it had an animated cartoon intro a banging title theme song Moooon zer-oooh twooo and that we liked it. Neither of us remembered anything else about the actual movie except that is was something about space. Nobody else has talked about this movie, nobody else we know has seen this movie in decades.
Yesterday, this full movie popped up in my Youtube recommendations list, out of nowhere I never googled it. The damn Youtube recommendation algorithm is in my head!
Yesterday, this full movie popped up in my Youtube recommendations list, out of nowhere I never googled it. The damn Youtube recommendation algorithm is in my head!
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
It would have been really scary if the YT algorithm recommended to you that thing you and your youngest brother agreed to never ever mention ever again.
DragoonKain
Neighbours from Hell
Had an MRI earlier today and I’ve gotten like a dozen of them before so they’re not new to me, but for some reason this one felt super fucking loud. The tech put earplugs in my ears, but they felt a little loose in my ears. Then they put these dinky headphones on my ears they had trouble getting on. The noise legit hurt my ears, once it was over I removed the plugs and was like wait a second I guess I didn’t get the second one out because I can’t hear anything out of this ear. But I did take it out. Couldn’t hear a damn thing.
It seemed to have come back about 50% since, but it’s still way askew. This shit better not be permanent, no idea wtf happened.
It seemed to have come back about 50% since, but it’s still way askew. This shit better not be permanent, no idea wtf happened.
nush
Gold Member
I don't know, but it's a duplicate of the current discussion in this topic
Maybe someone posted some wild shit in that one.
nush
Gold Member
well,
Looks like you took that one plug out earlier than you were told not to.
DragoonKain
Neighbours from Hell
No, took them out once the MRI complete and the machine was off.
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