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[dr_octagon]

Ça va bien, merci. Et toi? Tu vais bien?

Cyberpunkd pls halp

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Cyberpunkd pls halp

Tu habite avec un cheval?

 

[dr_octagon]

Tu habite avec un cheval?

Grande vache c'est fatigant.

 

[Cyberpunkd]

Cyberpunkd pls halp

He asks if you are well. He also did a grammar mistake ("Tu vas bien?").

It's alright, not everyone is lucky enough to be French.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My favorite French sentence to say out loud is: tu mange une orange.

 

[dr_octagon]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

He asks if you are well. He also did a grammar mistake ("Tu vas bien?").

It's alright, not everyone is lucky enough to be French.

I will never know if he lives with a horse now.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Ça va bien, merci. Et toi? Tu vais bien?

Je vais bien, merci. Comment va votre femme?

 

[John Marston]

Je suis certain que la femme de Maiden Voyage est fabuleuse et de grande classe.

Surtout gentille et patiente

 

[dr_octagon]

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[dr_octagon]

Do Freddy Krueger and Indiana Jones both wear the same type of hat?

France translation: Le Monsieurs Kreuger et Jones hat du don au type c'est similie? Responde see voo play. Danke.

 

[John Marston]

Pfffff hahaha dr_octagon you lovable fool

 

[dr_octagon]

Pfffff hahaha dr_octagon you lovable fool

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Je suis certain que la femme de Maiden Voyage est fabuleuse et de grande classe.

Surtout gentille et patiente

Ma femme est fantastique.

 

[dr_octagon]

wasabi.

 

[Con-Z-epT]

wasabi.

 

[German Hops]

wasabi.

 

[pauljeremiah]

If bees make honey, then why don't earwigs make chutney?

 

[German Hops]

I think Argendana is one of the best performers of all time.

 

[ProgenitorCastle]

The Steam Deck I got from eBay open box with a brand new 256gb MicroSD arrived today! Tbh it was worth paying more for it to arrive sooner as opposed to the infuriating wait for the reservation, this thing is a handheld PC beast! Loooooooove the switching from handheld mode to desktop mode, and the Proton stuff to run Windows stuff is magical! I successfully ran Sonic and Knuckles Collection and Megaman X4 on this beast so far, some oddities here and there like no bgm music for the Sonic and no cutscenes for the X4, but the gameplay was butter smooth for both games! Can't wait to play more with it, put it on the charger for now but I'm glad to say I'm part of the Steam Deck family at last!

 

[01011001]

Nein. Warum denkst du, ich bin Deutscher?

Nach der Komma Platzierung denk ich du bist keiner

 

[adamsapple]

What the fuck .. CGI ?

 

[GeekyDad]

Chickpea curry is basically Draino for the body, but it's pleasant going down and going through, and does zero damage to the piping.

 

[BadBurger]

These flakka videos are insane

 

[Mitsurux]

Saw a Squirrel get crushed by a car this morning on my drive in to work, hope that is not a sign of how my day is going to be.

Thinking further on the eternal battle between Squirrel and Car, why has neither evolved in such a way to protect one from the other? (Its been over 100 years???)

 

[nightmare-slain]

i should probably go see my doctor. recently i notice i have these "spells" where i struggle to talk and i'll stutter a lot. some times i will not be able to get a word out. it doesn't last long and it happens quite rarely. also for years i have always had a twitch in my neck. kinda like getting a shiver up my spine and my head would twist a little. obviously i could feel it but nobody, as far as i know, noticed it. recently i feel like it's getting worse. my head will jerk quite hard and now my jaw is moving too. you know how when you accidently bite your tongue or gums? like that. i was out shopping today and i was walking around with the trolley and then my head had quite a "violent" twitch. i felt embarrassed because someone probably saw me when it happened

i thought it was a little quirk i had in my body. in the last year was when i started to notice it getting worse but the last month it has got quite bad.

Saw a Squirrel get crushed by a car this morning on my drive in to work, hope that is not a sign of how my day is going to be.

Thinking further on the eternal battle between Squirrel and Car, why has neither evolved in such a way to protect one from the other? (Its been over 100 years???)

i don't know where you live but where im from all squirrels jump about looking like this. their strong armor stops them getting squashed by cars and i have witnessed many epic battles of the mighty squirrel against foxes.

 

[Mistake]

Saw a Squirrel get crushed by a car this morning on my drive in to work, hope that is not a sign of how my day is going to be.

Thinking further on the eternal battle between Squirrel and Car, why has neither evolved in such a way to protect one from the other? (Its been over 100 years???)

I have a theory that the less an animal gets laid, the smarter it is

 

[Grildon Tundy]

I have a theory that the less an animal gets laid, the smarter it is

You must be a genius lmao

 

[Cyberpunkd]

I have a theory that the less an animal gets laid, the smarter it is

Evidence to the contrary: dolphins are the only mammal other than humans having sex for pleasure, not procreation, and they are smart AF.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

.

 

[GeekyDad]

I have a theory that the less an animal gets laid, the smarter it is

 

[Star-Lord]

It's both a blessing and a curse that my wages have been paid in earlier than expected.

 

[ProgenitorCastle]

I think its healthy to spend some time away from websites including social media from time to time. They tend to bring out the worst in otherwise good people and foster certain annoying behaviors that give priority to the loudest and annoying and those who are more quiet and thoughtful tend to be forgotten about.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

I think its healthy to spend some time away from websites including social media from time to time. They tend to bring out the worst in otherwise good people and foster certain annoying behaviors that give priority to the loudest and annoying and those who are more quiet and thoughtful tend to be forgotten about.

That's also the world-at-large from my experience, brother. Not just social media

 

[nightmare-slain]

have you ever been that person who poses for a group photo but ends up being the person at the very edge of the photo or stuck behind people with only half your face visible or even worse...just your hand? or maybe you're the person in the background thinking you're part of the group/team and you're smiling with your eyes completely shut but you're not even meant to be there?

 

[kanjobazooie]

have you ever been that person who poses for a group photo but ends up being the person at the very edge of the photo or stuck behind people with only half your face visible or even worse...just your hand?

This group could use a more competent photographer.

 

[nightmare-slain]

This group could use a more competent photographer.

shouldn't need a professional photographer and if you do then that says a lot about you.

 

[Con-Z-epT]

have you ever been that person who poses for a group photo but ends up being the person at the very edge of the photo or stuck behind people with only half your face visible or even worse...just your hand? or maybe you're the person in the background thinking you're part of the group/team and you're smiling with your eyes completely shut but you're not even meant to be there?

I purposely get into the last row in hope to not appear at all. I hate these kinda pics.

 

[Catphish]

If you're going upriver in a canoe,
And the wheels fall off,
How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?

Six.

Because there's no bones in ice cream.

 

[GeekyDad]

If you're going upriver in a canoe,
And the wheels fall off,
How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse?

Six.

Because there's no bones in ice cream.

 

[badblue]

 

[German Hops]

lol, these ho's will eat anything.

 

[dr_octagon]

Youtube comment said Wener Herzog sounds like Schwarznegger doing an impression of Mr Burns.

 

[dr_octagon]

I thought I had accidentally eaten cyanide but it was part of an almond stuck in my teeth.

Disaster averted.

 

[BadBurger]

I vote to decertify work. Communism now. Who's with me?

 

[Catphish]

I vote to decertify work. Communism now. Who's with me?

I dunno about all that, but I'd be down with a 20-hour work week.

 

[dr_octagon]

I vote to decertify work. Communism now. Who's with me?

Hammer and sickle cell is the flag, don't think so brah.

 

[German Hops]

I feel this movie is one of the greatest films ever made:

 

[nightmare-slain]

I feel this movie is one of the greatest films ever made:

i remember when it came out and wanted to watch it. took me about 10 years to watch it though lol. i thought it was quite good.

 

[dr_octagon]

What the fuck .. CGI ?

Nope, it's an alternative dough-mension. Bread through time and space.

Catphish has a PhD in temporal sourdough, he can explain in more detail.