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Goodbye Volcano High Review Thread |OT| Snootjob

What scores do you think Goodbye Volcano High will get?

  • 30-35%

    Votes: 47 16.3%
  • 35-40$

    Votes: 10 3.5%
  • 45-50%

    Votes: 7 2.4%
  • 55-60%

    Votes: 13 4.5%
  • 60-65%

    Votes: 19 6.6%
  • 65-70%

    Votes: 25 8.7%
  • 70-75%

    Votes: 25 8.7%
  • 75-80%

    Votes: 27 9.4%
  • 80-85%

    Votes: 20 6.9%
  • 85-90%

    Votes: 12 4.2%
  • 90-95%

    Votes: 8 2.8%
  • 95-100%

    Votes: 75 26.0%

  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .

Guilty_AI

Member
Wait, actually?

And this is the game ree are championing? When other devs have been cancelled over 10 year old tweets? :messenger_tears_of_joy:
Tried doing some hunting, and apparently original writer was an ex-kotaku employee (shockedpikachuface.png) who wrote about sex in games on the website (double shockedpikachuface.png). One article she published in the site featured explicit porn CG images of underage characters like Ash, Hermione, Draco, etc.

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TheInfamousKira

Reseterror Resettler
Tried doing some hunting, and apparently original writer was an ex-kotaku employee (shockedpikachuface.png) who wrote about sex in games on the website (double shockedpikachuface.png). One article she published in the site featured explicit porn CG images of underage characters like Ash, Hermione, Draco, etc.

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HOLY SHIT IT WAS THIS [gifted individual] ?!?!

God, this is like an onion of hilarity.
 

phaedrus

Member
Dog Ad GIF by Jason Clarke
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peish

Member
Tried doing some hunting, and apparently original writer was an ex-kotaku employee (shockedpikachuface.png) who wrote about sex in games on the website (double shockedpikachuface.png). One article she published in the site featured explicit porn CG images of underage characters like Ash, Hermione, Draco, etc.

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holy sheet, just goes to show many virtue signalers are hypocrites, why can't they just admit to their deviant fetish?
 

Esppiral

Member
The animation, the art direction, the character designs, the writing, the acting, man this game is abysmal why is it getting so much attention?
 

peish

Member
Spoilers:

Sage comes out to fang as trans: (Warning, you will cry)



holy lol, so the trannysauras is not a meme, the beak bird thing is also a trans female? i can see why some are rating it so highly, it is the sexually arousing visuals and text, soft core simulation
 

MudoSkills

Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
MudoSkills MudoSkills hasn't posted in several hours
Someone needs to check in on him, was the game too much to bear? Is he still alive? is he already buying a Fursuit?
I have been pondering, I needed to sleep on it. Will update once I've had the chance to play more.

Fursuit remains at the concept stage.
 

Virex

Banned
You are all laughing, but game is setting its new all-time highs right now
screenshot_2023-08-29jeedh.jpg

How far will it go? Only time will tell...
Polygon(probably)

"Goodbye Volcano High is an absolute smash hit. It currently has more players than Halo - Infinite on steam. "
 

adamsapple

Or is it just one of Phil's balls in my throat?
So has anyone here actually played it ?

Are the Life is Strange comparisons people making pre-release true at all ?
 

MudoSkills

Volcano High Alumnus (Cum Laude)
I just played it for another 45 mins and the performance is actually getting worse. Lots more jank in the presentation, backgrounds taking a few seconds to come in etc, and I think it dropped to about 4 FPS during the band practice song. Small thing but some of the dialogue also doesn't match the subtitles, which feels lazy for a game they supposedly delayed to polish.

Despite everyone talking about the asteroid, the pace is still absolutely glacial. Trish can fuck off.
 
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