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5 Films To See In January (what are you watching?)

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Note: I have been getting some e-mails about not including previously noted limited releases that are going wide so here they are (all have appeared on the previous month's list): Peter Jackson's The Lovely Bones (Jan 15th), Scott Cooper's Crazy Heart, Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus, Tom Ford's A Single Man, and Michael Haneke's The White Ribbon.

5. Legion (Stewart, Jan. 22nd)



Synopsis: At a remote truck stop diner, in the wake of a biblical apocalypse, a group of strangers unwittingly become humanity's last line of defense when they discover the diner's young waitress is pregnant with the messiah.

Trailer

Why You Should See It: Thanks to Legion we have the funniest trailer of the decade (so far). I don't think that is the intention, but this looks like one ridiculous over-the-top B-movie that can't be missed.

4. Daybreakers (Spierig Brothers, Jan. 8th)



Synopsis: In the year 2017, a plague has transformed most every human into vampires. Faced with a dwindling blood supply, the fractured dominant race plots their survival; meanwhile, a researcher (Ethan Hawke) works with a covert band of vamps on a way to save humankind.

Trailer

Why You Should See It: I saw this at Toronto International Film Festival back in September and it is some bloody fun. Creating one of the better vampire films in recent years, the Spierig Brothers do a lot with a little and it works wonders.

3. Edge of Darkness (Campbell, Jan. 29th)



Synopsis: As homicide detective Thomas Craven (Mel Gibson) investigates the death of his activist daughter, he uncovers not only her secret life, but a corporate cover-up and government collusion that attracts an agent (Ray Winstone) tasked with cleaning up the evidence.

Trailer

Why You Should See It: From the director of Casino Royale comes this year's Taken. If you blink too fast during the trailer you may mistake Gibson for Liam Neeson, but this is a completely different film. Originally scheduled for a fall release, I can't wait to finally see it!

2. The Book of Eli (Hughes Brothers, Jan. 15th)



Synopsis: In a post-apocalyptic United States, a lone man (Denzel Washington) fights his way across the country in order to protect a sacred book that holds the secrets to saving humankind.

Trailer

Why You Should See It: Gary Whitta. It also looks incredibly bad-ass. With sword-dueling Denzel and whacked out Gary Oldman set in a fantastic looking post-apocalyptic universe, I couldn't be more excited to check this out.

1. Youth in Revolt (Arteta, Jan. 8th)



Synopsis: Like most teens, young Nick Twisp (Michael Cera) is ruled by his libido. And from the recesses of a trailer park in Northern California, Twisp concocts a plan -- make that multiple schemes -- to lose his virginity to a local girl, the precocious Sheeni Saunders (Portia Doubleday).

Trailer

Why You Should See It: Shot almost two years ago, this coming-of-age film is finally seeing a wide release. I haven't read the beloved source material, but this looks like the best work from Michael Cera since Arrested Development. With a supporting cast rounded out by Zach Galifianakis, Fred Willard, Justin Long, and Steve Buscemi this looks like the top film to check out this month.




Avoid:

When In Rome (Johnson, Jan. 29th)



Synopsis: Beth (Kristen Bell) is a young, ambitious New Yorker who is completely unlucky in love. However, when she impulsively steals some coins from a reputed fountain of love during a whirlwind trip to Rome, she finds herself aggressively pursued by a band of suitors.

Trailer

Why You Should Avoid It: I saw an early screening of this a month ago and, while I laughed a bit more than expected, there is nothing of value to be found in this by-the-numbers rom-com.

To Save a Life (Baugh, Jan. 22nd)



Synopsis: After a childhood friend's death, Jake Taylor, an all-star athlete must change his life - and sacrifice his dreams to save the lives of others.

Trailer

Why You Should Avoid It: It's hard to hate on Christian filmmaking since they really do put forth such an effort, but this film seems like it belongs in a primetime Lifetime channel slot.

Crazy On The Outside (Allen, Jan. 8th)



Synopsis: Tommy (Tim Allen) has just been released from jail and moves in with his supportive sister (Weaver) and her family. The only trouble is explaining Tommy's whereabouts to grandma. The answer: "He's been in France!"

Trailer

Why You Should Avoid It: This looks like the lowest point of Tim Allen's career.


The Spy Next Door (Levant, Jan. 15th)



Synopsis: Former CIA spy Bob Ho (Jackie Chan) takes on his toughest assignment to date: looking after his girlfriend's three kids, who haven't exactly warmed to their mom's beau. And when one of the youngsters accidentally downloads a top-secret formula, Bob's longtime nemesis, a Russian terrorist, pays a visit to the family.

Trailer

Why You Should Avoid It: This looks like the lowest point of Jackie Chan's career.


Tooth Fairy (Lembeck, Jan. 22nd)



Synopsis: A bad deed on the part of a tough minor-league hockey player (Dwayne Johnson) results in an unusual sentence: He must serve one week as a real-life tooth fairy.

Trailer

Why You Should Avoid It: This looks like the lowest point of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's career.

Rent:

Extraordinary Measures (Vaughan, Jan. 22nd)



Synopsis: A drama centered on the efforts of John and Aileen Crowley (Brendan Fraser and Keri Russell) to find a researcher (Harrison Ford) to develop a potential cure for their two children's rare genetic disorder.

Trailer

Why You Should Rent It: Here is hope that Harrison Ford can turn it around after last year's disaster, Crossing Over. This is is first of two promising films this year (the latter being the summer comedy Morning Glory).

Leap Year (Tucker, Jan. 8th)



Synopsis: Anna (Amy Adams) has spent four years with her boyfriend, Jeremy (Scott), without a wedding proposal. During his business trip to Dublin, Anna opts to act on Leap Day, an Irish tradition that encourages women to propose to men on the date February 29th. A re-routed plane trip, however, lands her at the door of a Welsh innkeeper (Matthew Goode), who might offer a diversion of his own.

Trailer

Why You Should Rent It: I'm putting a tiny amount of faith in this project considering the talent of the two leads and the director previous three efforts (Shop Girl, When Did You Last See Your Father, and an entry into the Red Riding trilogy) all turned out quite well.

Bitch Slap (Jacobson, Jan 8th)



Synopsis: Follows three bad girls (a down-and-out stripper, a drug-running killer and a corporate powerbroker) as they arrive at a remote desert hideaway to extort massive booty from a ruthless underworld kingpin.

Trailer


Why You Should Rent It: If breasts and violence sound appealing together, then it looks like you can't go wrong.


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Do you agree with the list? What are you watching this month?

VOTE HERE.
 
Probably in for Book of Eli. Other than that nothing looks interesting enough to see in theaters. I'll most likely see Tim Allen's movie when it shows up on TV or something.
 

CiSTM

Banned
Where the fuck I have been ? Mel Gibson is starring in a new movie O_O This is all news to me :lol Well now that I know I'm sure I will go and see it. Awesome.

Also Book of Eli sounds and looks wicked cool so also that. Nothing else for me.
 
I can confirm that Daybreakers is in fact awesome and that any GAFfer with a fondness for vampires, dystopias or John Carpenter should go see it.
 

elseanio

Member
Going on UK releases, so obviously some from last month. Still, this is what I'm looking forward to, mostly on Orange Wednesdays :D

The Book of Eli
The Road
The Lovely Bones
Up in the Air
Daybreakers
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Edge of Darkness
Daybreakers
Book of Eli

And I'll probably end up watching Sherlock Holmes and Avatar again...

EDIT: Oh snap, a theater near me actually has The Road. Going to try and peep that before I head back to Pennsylvania.
 

Hootie

Member
Tooth Fairy (Lembeck, Jan. 22nd)



Synopsis: A bad deed on the part of a tough minor-league hockey player (Dwayne Johnson) results in an unusual sentence: He must serve one week as a real-life tooth fairy.

Trailer

WHY DOES THIS MOVIE EXIST
 

KingGondo

Banned
Daybreakers (Ethan Hawke + Vampires sounds awesome)
Book of Eli (a movie written by a fucking Gaffer? Also awesome.)

For some reason, Youth in Revolt looks annoying... I'm kinda burned out on the ironic hipster movie/TV scene, anyways (Juno/Bored to Death, etc.). Might give it a rent someday, but probably not unless it gets great reviews.
 
Probably just Book of Eli and Youth in Revolt for me.

The IMDB plot keywords for Bitch Slap:
Sex | Nun | Female Nudity | Cheesecake | Stripper
:lol
 

Penguin

Member
How dare you doubt the Tooth Fairy!

And if this is the low point in his career.... curious what the hell is the high point.
 
Cornballer said:
Probably just Book of Eli and Youth in Revolt for me.

The IMDB plot keywords for Bitch Slap:
Sex | Nun | Female Nudity | Cheesecake | Stripper
:lol
:lol Cheesecake Nudity FTW! This movie actually leaked online awhile ago, I wonder how it did so early.
 

Decado

Member
I'm pretty stoked for January.

Daybreakers
Edge of Darkness
The Book of Eli

Those are pretty much much-see's. I'd certainly watch Legion if it turns out alright, but realistically it looks pretty bad. Same with Bitch Slap ('cause I *do* like tits and violence).
 

jergrah

Member
Book of Eli will be it for me.

And whenever I see previews for Extraordinary Measures it looks like a TV Show/Made for TV Movie. The first time the preview came on when some friends were over, 1 of them immediately said - "Wow, Ford and Fraser are going to do a TV series now" and then when it said "Coming to theaters" we were all surprised.
 

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Everything about The Spy Next Door looks like it should have been released in the 90s. I'm not hating on Chan trying to make some quick cash, but it just looks so outdated.
 

Tucah

you speak so well
Probably Avatar again, maybe Daybreakers. I'll watch Book of Eli when it goes on TV, could be alright but I don't think the trailers have been very good.
 
For real, if you have clowned Twilight, you owe it to yourself and the genre to go see Daybreakers.

The vampires (and other things) are VICIOUS.
 

Gilgamesh

Member
Weenerz said:
Book of Eli only, that Michael Cera movie looks like every movie he is in these days, so pass.
Really? Really? Did you completely miss Francois Dillinger?

That said, I'm definitely in for Daybreakers and the Book of Eli. Maybes for Youth in Revolt and Edge of Darkness, dependent on reviews/impressions.
 
Costanza said:
Because it looks fucking great?
No really... it doesn't.

There's a reason it was put on the shelf for 2 years. Keep that in mind.

But Cera annoys me to no end, so perhaps I'm not the best person to judge.
 
jecclr2003 said:
No really... it doesn't.

There's a reason it was put on the shelf for 2 years. Keep that in mind.

But Cera annoys me to no end, so perhaps I'm not the best person to judge.
The reason has nothing to do with its quality actually, the Weinstein Co. was/is failing and after Basterds succeeded they pushed back the rest of their slate to spread out revenue. Other than Youth In Revolt, The Road and Nine were also pushed back. One of my reviewers saw Revolt at a film festival and absolutely loved it.
 

noisome07

Banned
DanielPlainview said:
4. Daybreakers (Spierig Brothers, Jan. 8th)



Synopsis: In the year 2017, a plague has transformed most every human into vampires. Faced with a dwindling blood supply, the fractured dominant race plots their survival; meanwhile, a researcher (Ethan Hawke) works with a covert band of vamps on a way to save humankind.

Trailer

Why You Should See It: I saw this at Toronto International Film Festival back in September and it is some bloody fun. Creating one of the better vampire films in recent years, the Spierig Brothers do a lot with a little and it works wonders.

Count Dookkake said:
I can confirm that Daybreakers is in fact awesome and that any GAFfer with a fondness for vampires, dystopias or John Carpenter should go see it.

Count Dookkake said:
Seriously, GAF wants to see Daybreakers.

It is really good.

Count Dookkake said:
For real, if you have clowned Twilight, you owe it to yourself and the genre to go see Daybreakers.

The vampires (and other things) are VICIOUS.

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

You never cease to amaze me/us.

It's even funnier once you realize no one has responded to you yet, hahaha :lol
 
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