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Do you ever hear your neighbours having sex?
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Sgt.Pepper
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i did hear my neighbor having sex while his wife was on another state
John Kowalski
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No. But i once heard my friends have sex while on vacation. I woke up at like 9am to my friends going at it but... it sounded pretty dry, for a long while. Then i hear her complain about how he's never going to orgasm, and they stop. I don't remember what happened that day so i'm sure that was the highlight. Five years later i'm telling her about it and she's like "...he always took so long."
My flat last year had really thin walls, so I was constantly woken up by my flatmate having sex. The rickety beds we had didn't help. Good for them, I suppose. I'd usually try to sing a song that matched the rhythm to keep myself entertained.
Edit: My current flatmate isn't much better. He keeps asking me to pause movies / TV shows so he can tuck in his girlfriend, and then leaves me sitting in the kitchen for half an hour like a chump.
Edit: My current flatmate isn't much better. He keeps asking me to pause movies / TV shows so he can tuck in his girlfriend, and then leaves me sitting in the kitchen for half an hour like a chump.
MetroidPrimeRib
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Live on campus in apartments so yes. I think most people bang on the floor, I swear
Gordon Shumway
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Nah. We just went the obnoxious route when we heard kids over our head and mines were out of town. No ribbons were passed out or anything.
LyleLanley
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I feel like there are two ways to read this.
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Deleted member 102362
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In college, I had a roommate who would sometimes have his GF over. His bedroom was right next to mine, so I was spared no detail. Other than that, one time, some guy was having his birthday on the floor above me. At around 3-4 AM, I'm in bed, trying to sleep, when I hear furniture rhythmically squeaking and moving above me, going faster and faster, pretty sure I heard voices too. He got fucked so hard people in most of the rooms surrounding his, on different floors, heard him. Happy birthday!
More like three ways.
You mean her.
More like three ways.
lol what? What is this supposed to mean? Does that mean sex? Why are you waiting for him? I would immediately press play lol
They seemed to be having fun. The girl especially.
Yeah, she's a loud oneNothing to make a big deal out of though, not loud enough to keep me awake or anything.
Wait, who??
It means he thinks he's being sneaky, but it's painfully obvious what's going on. I think it's more comical than actually annoying, so I don't mind waiting for him too much.
Kuro Madoushi
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I did when I lived and worked in Korea. First place I got, the second morning, I heard some crying out. I figure...ok...probably drop-...ok it's still....ah ok....
You'd figure she would've worked up to it, but nope. It was almost porn-like by how loud it sounded.
I told my wife - then girlfriend - at the time so when day when I got up and left early and she stayed in bed, then she heard it
You'd figure she would've worked up to it, but nope. It was almost porn-like by how loud it sounded.
I told my wife - then girlfriend - at the time so when day when I got up and left early and she stayed in bed, then she heard it
They didn't even take their armor off first?
G-Bus
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Once when my gf was outside she came in laughing because a couple close by must have left their window open by accident.
Few weeks ago we heard them from behind the wall. Was just the bed bumping against or something. the rhythm of the sound made it pretty obvious.
Us on the other hand... More than Id like to admit. It's a bit embarrassing when your laying their after and you can hear people outside commenting on the noise and laughing. Old thin windows....
Few weeks ago we heard them from behind the wall. Was just the bed bumping against or something. the rhythm of the sound made it pretty obvious.
Us on the other hand... More than Id like to admit. It's a bit embarrassing when your laying their after and you can hear people outside commenting on the noise and laughing. Old thin windows....
theepicoftyler
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I share a bedroom wall with my neighbor, so yeah... it happens. I'm sure they can hear me too so I think we have an unspoken understanding and don't feel weird about it.
a neighbor of his..
I've heard it time to time depending where I have lived...
I know we get heard because windows are often open and neighbors are out on the porch smoking, one time we were going at it and there were contractors milling about doing upkeep, we finished, and got a round of applause so there's that...
I know we get heard because windows are often open and neighbors are out on the porch smoking, one time we were going at it and there were contractors milling about doing upkeep, we finished, and got a round of applause so there's that...
LyleLanley
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I don't but my neighbors probably do.
I would hope they hear themselves have sex.
DrGonzo615
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Nope, but Im sure they've heard me and my GF a few times. My neighbors are usually noisy tho
Did they at least ask before they started having sex with you?
It's Reyn Time!
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Kinda. We hear our neighbour's son (30 this year, living with his mummy) drilling his falsely enthusiastic school age teen girlfriend. You know when a woman's trying to emulate porn stars, right down to the American accent in her 'oh yeah's when she's from fucking Swansea? That.
It's quite intensely fucking creepy, but at least it's stopped now she can't stay over on school nights any more.
It's quite intensely fucking creepy, but at least it's stopped now she can't stay over on school nights any more.
Already on the second page, and nobody has yet made a shitty MS Paint picture with green waves.
Yeah, I've heard my former neighbor all the time when he had a new relationship. I could always tell when he broke up again. His last girlfriend was a real screamer.
Yeah, I've heard my former neighbor all the time when he had a new relationship. I could always tell when he broke up again. His last girlfriend was a real screamer.
Boy Wander
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Either my neighbour is a fucking comedian or his missus giggles during sex. I hope its the former. The latter would put me right off my stroke.
I'm pretty sure I heard one of my apartmentmates having sex in the room next to mine last year, since the walls here don't contain noise well. I didn't care. Sex is normal.
I haven't heard the guy in the room next to me having sex at all this year since he's in a long distance relationship.
I haven't heard the guy in the room next to me having sex at all this year since he's in a long distance relationship.
GameAddict411
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Oh yes. Neighbors above me fucked several times a day for a few months. I think they moved out over the fall because the sound is gone. They fucked day and night, literally. It can be in the afternoon, and sometimes 4am in the morning.
hydrophilic attack
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Jag
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It's Reyn Time!
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Yeah.
SliceSabre
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Just the neighbours to the left of my apartment, we share bed walls and I always very clearly hear their bed squeaking and the chick moaning.
Makes for good fap materiel. I think the chick fakes a lot too much "oh daddy!!"
Once I moaned with them, they got louder and closer to the wall.
Makes for good fap materiel. I think the chick fakes a lot too much "oh daddy!!"
Once I moaned with them, they got louder and closer to the wall.
Funny story. When I moved into my apartment a few years back, I met the neighbors below me. Really cool guy and as well as his girlfriend. After introducing himself, he told me he plays his guitar a few times a week and if it ever gets too loud, let him know instead of calling the cops.
After settling in for a month or two I notice there's thinnish walls with sound bleed. I can hear slight rumblings below our flat, and I can hear arguments and fights in the apartment above me. Whatever, no big deal. It doesn't bother me much
As with any apartment complex, you're going to have some funny WiFi names floating around. Ours was clever enough, as was our surrounding neighbors ("My couch pulls out, but I don't", "The Promised LAN", "The password is bacon", etc.). About 8 months after moving in, I notice a new Wifi name: "We can hear you having sex up there". Hmm. Keep in mind that the wifi strength of this SSID was strong, so it was either the apartment below me, or above me broadcasting. About 1-2 weeks later, another Wifi name pops up. "You can hear us, we don't care". Again, strong signal; must be up, down, or across the way.
Ok. So at this point it's pretty funny seeing my neighbors leave aggressive post-it notes in the form of WiFi names. I honestly forget about all this later until a few months later when I see mu neighbor from downstairs move out one morning:
Me: "Hey dude, ya'll moving out?"
Him: "Yup, time to move out. Sucks to leave this place"
Me: "Well ya'll were cool neighbors. Hate to see you go"
Him: "definitely"
....
Him: "BTW, what's your wifi name?"
Me: "Hahaha, it's 'xyz network'"
Him: "I knew it! I had a feeling it was yours"
Me: "Ok, I'm dying to know. What was yours?"
Him: "We were "We can hear you having sex up there"
Me: "Oh"
So I was that neighbor. My bad everyone.
After settling in for a month or two I notice there's thinnish walls with sound bleed. I can hear slight rumblings below our flat, and I can hear arguments and fights in the apartment above me. Whatever, no big deal. It doesn't bother me much
As with any apartment complex, you're going to have some funny WiFi names floating around. Ours was clever enough, as was our surrounding neighbors ("My couch pulls out, but I don't", "The Promised LAN", "The password is bacon", etc.). About 8 months after moving in, I notice a new Wifi name: "We can hear you having sex up there". Hmm. Keep in mind that the wifi strength of this SSID was strong, so it was either the apartment below me, or above me broadcasting. About 1-2 weeks later, another Wifi name pops up. "You can hear us, we don't care". Again, strong signal; must be up, down, or across the way.
Ok. So at this point it's pretty funny seeing my neighbors leave aggressive post-it notes in the form of WiFi names. I honestly forget about all this later until a few months later when I see mu neighbor from downstairs move out one morning:
Me: "Hey dude, ya'll moving out?"
Him: "Yup, time to move out. Sucks to leave this place"
Me: "Well ya'll were cool neighbors. Hate to see you go"
Him: "definitely"
....
Him: "BTW, what's your wifi name?"
Me: "Hahaha, it's 'xyz network'"
Him: "I knew it! I had a feeling it was yours"
Me: "Ok, I'm dying to know. What was yours?"
Him: "We were "We can hear you having sex up there"
Me: "Oh"
So I was that neighbor. My bad everyone.
yes, happened a lot of times when I lived next to a criminal family. Every single night the middle daughter kept getting pounded to the brains by an unknown force of nature, but weirdly enough, not even a moan was uttered. I used to feel a bit uncomfortable so I had to pump up the tv, had you passed by you could hear Del Boy screaming his lungs out with a rhythmic thump in the background as if it was some sort of hellish Only Fools and Horses trance remix
Having sex no.
But this is how I live
So underway I hear girls masturbating relatively frequently
God, it is like sleeping in a coffin.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
They are literally called coffin racks.
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