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[PlayALLtheGames]

Having sex no.

But this is how I live

So underway I hear girls masturbating relatively frequently

Fuck that bottom bunk!

 

[gaugebozo]

In my old apartment, there was a gay male couple that would go at it so loud at all hours of the night, I mean just DESTROY the booty. I'd frequently get woken up late in the night to something like, "FUUUUUUCCCCCCCK! *LOUD drawn out grunt*" they also threw food waste out of their kitchen window, and it would splatter all over mine. We were not friends.

 

[John Kowalski]

That photograph is giving me a panic attack.

 

[stump sock]

that would be terrifying, since my nearest neighbor's house is about 50 yards away from mine

 

[DJKhaled]

Having sex no.

But this is how I live

So underway I hear girls masturbating relatively frequently

Makes me claustrophobic just looking at it.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

No. The worst was a yelling argument at 3 AM.

 

["D"]

Nah, but I was in a hotel when I was like 13 and the couple in the room across from me where having extremely loud sex, the girl was screaming so loud, anyway being a horny 13 year old I sat outside their room for about 1 or 2 hours while they had sex so I could listen

DJKhaled
Member
(Today, 06:51 PM)


You young.

You horny.

The key to orgasm-ing, is to masturbate

They don't want you to get that first nut

Another one

and another one

 

[biggersmaller]

No. One of the many reasons I live in a house.

Having sex no.

But this is how I live

So underway I hear girls masturbating relatively frequently

Do you enjoy living this way?

 

[Tevious]

Nope. Only time I heard sex going on was in a hotel room once when I was maybe 13-15 years old. I just laughed a little bit at it.

 

[Ceallach]

No. One of the many reasons I live in a house.



Do you enjoy living this way?

Uh, I don't really have a choice in the matter.

 

[GameAddict411]

Uh, I don't really have a choice in the matter.

And for how long? I hope you get to visit your family often.

 

[neurosyphilis]

no because I'm listening to Young Thug and Kanye 24/7

That's the shit you hear when you enter the gates of hell.

 

[newtypepilot]

Does OP see green lines coming out from the wall?

 

[Northeastmonk]

When I lived in a small Nebraskan town. I lived in an old hotel turned into an apartment. I was going to school out there, so there was no reason to get a huge place for such a short time. I lived in small single sleeper as they called it. It's literally smaller than your normal studio apartment and god it was awful.

I heard the neighbors bang on the wall, I'd put my ear up to it wondering what was going on and I'd hear "Daddy, daddy!" moaning through the wall. It sucked and I got pretty depressed because of it. They'd knock the wall with the bed and I'd just try to play Guilty Gear or The Order while they did it.

I feel like that place would have been my coffin. I don't ever want to go back. I even told a group of people in a girl's car one time that "this place is where I'd go to die" because there was absolutely nothing there for me. I felt like I would have had my soul taken away from my body. I relied on Twitter and GAF as a way to menatally strengthen myself.

 

[zsynqx]

Neighbour, no

Housemate, yes

Makes me feel really uncomfortable. Hate thin walls.

 

[Kisaya]

a neighbor of his..

We live together, and I have never heard anything until now realizing what it was.

 

[John Kowalski]

We live together, and I have never heard anything until now realizing what it was.

Why didn't you just walk to him instead of asking him about it in the internet. I mean how much of an internet age person can you be that you would quote them on a forum instead of walking to someone and speaking to them face to face. A very internet person i think, too much even for normal internet people these days.

 

[Sai-kun]

Why didn't you just walk to him instead of asking him about it in the internet. I mean how much of an internet age person can you be that you would quote them on a forum instead of walking to someone and speaking to them face to face. A very internet person i think, too much even for normal internet people these days.

maybe stick to shit posting

 

[liliththepale]

Sometimes, when I can hear one of my housemates going at it, I send them a recording of what I hear from outside the door. They've done the same to me and we usually laugh about it.

 

[Horse Detective]

Yeah all of our neighboors do it loudly, but you can only hear it in the hallway. Sometimes i'll be walking down the hallway and all of the apartments are producing sex noises at the same time. We contribute to this heavily.

 

[Ceallach]

Yeah all of our neighboors do it loudly, but you can only hear it in the hallway. Sometimes i'll be walking down the hallway and all of the apartments are producing sex noises at the same time. We contribute to this heavily.

I dont know why I find this so funny, lol. Its just a hilarious mental image

 

[Kisaya]

Why didn't you just walk to him instead of asking him about it in the internet. I mean how much of an internet age person can you be that you would quote them on a forum instead of walking to someone and speaking to them face to face. A very internet person i think, too much even for normal internet people these days.

I was at work.

 

[Horse Detective]

Why didn't you just walk to him instead of asking him about it in the internet. I mean how much of an internet age person can you be that you would quote them on a forum instead of walking to someone and speaking to them face to face. A very internet person i think, too much even for normal internet people these days.

You realize one of them could be away at work, or you know, not at home? Or taking a shit?

 

[newtypepilot]

Having sex no.

But this is how I live

So underway I hear girls masturbating relatively frequently

I've read stories about navy life that sometimes there aren't enough bunks for every crewmember and that you'll have to share them with other people, so sometimes you'll find your bunk to be still warm from the previous person.

 

[Ceallach]

I've read stories about navy life that sometimes there aren't enough bunks for every crewmember and that you'll have to share them with other people, so sometimes you'll find your bunk to be still warm from the previous person.

Nah, thats not true. Only fast attack subs(which dont have females) do that.

 

[Megalosaro]

Kinda. We hear our neighbour's son (30 this year, living with his mummy) drilling his falsely enthusiastic school age teen girlfriend. You know when a woman's trying to emulate porn stars, right down to the American accent in her 'oh yeah's when she's from fucking Swansea? That.

It's quite intensely fucking creepy, but at least it's stopped now she can't stay over on school nights any more.

....

 

[Hylian7]

We can't hear our next door neighbors at all because of the way the apartment is designed, but the people that live above us we sometimes here what sounds like a squeaking bed, but then sometimes it goes into weird rhythms, and then it goes on for like two hours straight. At that point we were wondering if it was actually kids jumping on the bed. They have like 5-6 kids up there.

 

[Jag]

Glad I moved on from apartment life to a house where I can barely see my neighbor.

 

[Sub_Level]

When I was 10 I woke up and saw my mom and dad having sex in the dark in a nearby room.

But honestly I'm ok with my dad fucking my mom so it didn't bother me. Went back to sleep.

 

[DrZeus]

Yeah i use to until they complained about me smoking. I then counter complained about them. We're both miserable now. I didn't care. It was so often that I just wanted to see what she looked like. Maybe i live next door to a online cam girl or something.

 

[Megalosaro]

When I was 10 I woke up and saw my mom and dad having sex in the dark in a nearby room.

But honestly I'm ok with my dad fucking my mom so it didn't bother me. Went back to sleep.

I've had my parents have sex with me on the same bed.

 

[Grazzt]

Sometimes. But can't fap with girls moaning.

 

[LifEndz]

Sometimes. Married middle aged couple and the wife is really attractive. Felt creepy as all hell hearing her moaning in the middle of the night. Thankfully they never go for a marathon session.

 

[xxracerxx]

I've had my parents have sex with me on the same bed.

People need to read what they wrote. Anyhow, that is fucking gross. How old were you?

 

[jbttwin]

.

 

[LifEndz]

I've had my parents have sex with me on the same bed.

Wow. Tag worthy?

 

[Zeyphersan]

I'm pretty sure I'm that neighbor/housemate. Sorry people!

 

[Alex Stroud]

No, I'd have to leave my house, walk down the driveway, down the sidewalk, and up my neighbors' driveway and climb up the garage just to be able to leer at their writhing bodies. While I do love a good voyeuristic experience, my knees don't have it in me to climb that garage anymore.

 

[Darksol]

Nope. But they more than likely hear us.

 

[Subpar Spatula]

They hear me.

 

[Grazzt]

I've had my parents have sex with me on the same bed.

LMAO, the wording of this. OMG

 

[SynthFetish]

Quite a few times, it gets annoying. A few months back I was preparing for a big presentation for work the next day. I kept hearing moans, grunts and panting through the walls. Most days I'd let it slide and ignore it but I was feeling very stressed about work and really needed to focus. I worked to the courage and knocked on the neighbors door to politely ask them to keep it down. She answered the door wrapped in blanket, I told her I had a big work presentation and it would mean a lot if her and her partner could keep the noise down. She smiled and commented that I looked stressed. She then offered me a drink and asked if there was any way her and her girlfriend could make it up to me.....

Spoiler

none of this happened, but thanks for reading!

 

[AnathemicOne]

I've had my parents have sex with me on the same bed.

English, why you do this?

 

[Chris1]

I've had my parents have sex with me on the same bed.

Lmao

 

[HP_Wuvcraft]

I heard my hallmates fuckin' once.

Then there was an actual earthquake.

I asked them if they felt they could stop now.

Also my upstairs neighbors used to go at it and sing opera.

Do you enjoy living this way?

Also this is a shit question.

They are in the armed forces.

 

[n0razi]

how do you know its not loud porn?

 

[EASTC0AST_GH05T]

I haven't heard the guy in the room next to me having sex at all this year since he's in a long distance relationship.

Silent lonely fap nights.

 

[solomon]

The townhouse I grew up in didn't have the thickest of walls so the first time I heard anybody having sex was the gay couple (men) next door, also caught the neighbors across from us once when they forgot to close the blinds (she was thick though so ayeee)

 

[Ayumi]

Welp, I once woke up to my ex-bf's roommate drunkenly fucking his skanky gf right in front of me. Somehow they thought we weren't awake.

So I was just sitting there completely silent, with my eyes and ears bleeding. Disgusting to say the least, but also hilarious.

 

[Atomski]

Heard it plenty of times and I feel bad for some neighbors who have probably heard us..

I think the must funny thing about hearing people have aex is when there is a pause and then they start round two. I'm always like damnnnnnn this guy has got a keeper.