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Belfast · Jul 25, 2005

Red Scarlet said:
The scream.. :lol :lol

And what's with the photo gallery at the end? Have to reaffirm your masculinity there? :lol

Hey, at least there's masturbation material to collect, if you're desperate enough! And you will be after playing this game.

iapetus · Jul 26, 2005

Jonnyboy117 said:
many people (especially those with no grasp of basic mathematics consider 7/10 to be average.

Fixed.

Andvary · Jul 26, 2005

Belfast said:
I recorded a video of me playing/dying on the final mission.

Its not a great video or all that funny, but if anyone is interested and has somewhere I can upload it (~23.5mb), you too can experience the pain and tedium!

nm: got it

http://s48.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=02602CD9J6CUV24DO4DFX6J19L

I think I don't like videogames anymore =(

Jive Turkey · Jul 26, 2005

Belfast said:
I recorded a video of me playing/dying on the final mission.

Its not a great video or all that funny, but if anyone is interested and has somewhere I can upload it (~23.5mb), you too can experience the pain and tedium!

nm: got it

http://s48.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=02602CD9J6CUV24DO4DFX6J19L

Oh dear...That makes me want to cry.

What the hell was up with that dance "Alex" did just before the 3 minute mark??? Did they actually devote a button to do the "retarded chimp fuck dance"?

This thread makes me love gaming all over again.

Jive Turkey · Jul 26, 2005

Andvary said:
I think I don't like videogames anymore =(

Jive Turkey said:
This thread makes me love gaming all over again.

:lol

Belfast · Jul 26, 2005

Jive Turkey said:
Oh dear...That makes me want to cry.

What the hell was up with that dance "Alex" did just before the 3 minute mark??? Did they actually devote a button to do the "retarded chimp fuck dance"?

This thread makes me love gaming all over again.

Its the idle animation. I should've recorded the ones for the other girls, but I forgot about it at the time.

Unison · Jul 26, 2005

The funny thing is that I fully expected this Charlie's Angels game to be much worse... Each gen, the very worst games seem to improve dramatically.

Belfast · Jul 26, 2005

Unison said:
The funny thing is that I fully expected this Charlie's Angels game to be much worse... Each gen, the very worst games seem to improve dramatically.

In a way it is and it isn't. Its a HORRIBLY designed game with the most tedious gameplay known to man, but when you're working with an already shitty license, how much worse can the game be? Honestly, despite all of its flaws, I never experienced any crashes or anything weird like that. It just looks like a badly designed game.

KINGMOKU · Jul 27, 2005

Belfast said:
I recorded a video of me playing/dying on the final mission.

Its not a great video or all that funny, but if anyone is interested and has somewhere I can upload it (~23.5mb), you too can experience the pain and tedium!

nm: got it

http://s48.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=02602CD9J6CUV24DO4DFX6J19L

I'm burning it to a DVD just so I can set it on fire.

What is with the screaming? Dear lord...

Belfast · Jul 27, 2005

moku said:
I'm burning it to a DVD just so I can set it on fire.

What is with the screaming? Dear lord...

You should tape it!

flarkminator · Jul 29, 2005

Here's some generic Renderware API calls that vaguely resemble a sewer.

Hahahahahaha. For some reason that made me laugh really really hard.

Possibly because I'm working on a game that uses renderware *cry*

demi · Jul 29, 2005

They pussed out, they haven't touched their games in a while now.

Challenge failed.

FoneBone · Jul 29, 2005

You guys are slacking. I want updates. >:-(

fallout · Jul 29, 2005

demi said:
They pussed out, they haven't touched their games in a while now.

Challenge failed.

Well, challenge failed ... lives saved.

demi · Jul 29, 2005

fallout said:
Well, challenge failed ... lives saved.

We all lose.

Drinky Crow · Jul 29, 2005

I'm taking Robocop down to hillbilly country today, whereby I'll get some shots of me destroying it in a typically redneck fashion. I think my old man's neighbor has an AK.

Red Scarlet · Jul 30, 2005

KINGMOKU · Jul 30, 2005

Man, and here I was hoping to see Drinky crack under the pressure.

Oh well, there's always next time, and Superman64 will always be waiting for him...

http://media.ign64.ign.com/media/001/001957/vids_1.html

Azih · Jul 30, 2005

So who gave up first?

Bog · Jul 31, 2005

You guys suck.

callous · Jul 31, 2005

MrAngryFace said:
The game begins with a D level CG intro of some inquisition in which people (as Drinky's wife pointed out) dressed like necromancers, condemn me of being a necromancer. They then throw me in a pit and SUMMON AN UNDEAD MONSTER to kill me, the necromancer.

MrAngryFace said:
Like Spikes? What the FUCK does that mean? Is it a joke? Cause its a bad one. Wtf.

:lol :lol :lol

Best laugh I've had in weeks. Oh man.

Brannon · Jul 31, 2005

And thus, having played such games as Battle Hunter and Shooter Space Shot (PSOne) from beginning to end, I retain the sucky game belt.

It's not a good thing.... but it's a thing!

Tarazet · Jul 31, 2005

DJ Brannon said:
And thus, having played such games as Battle Hunter and Shooter Space Shot (PSOne) from beginning to end, I retain the sucky game belt.

It's not a good thing.... but it's a thing!

I beat Dragon Riders: Chronicles of Pern for the Dreamcast three times. No lie..

Brannon · Jul 31, 2005

...YOU BASTARD. I can't even fathom playing that game for more than a few minutes. I yield.

Tarazet · Jul 31, 2005

DJ Brannon said:
...YOU BASTARD. I can't even fathom playing that game for more than a few minutes. I yield.

It's funny, but I find that I'll be much quicker to forgive a bad game on subject matter I enjoy (in this case, a REALLY bad game) than an above-average game that puts me to sleep. I liked the storyline of this game enough to endure the gameplay, even though it is COMPLETELY broken in ways that made me scream out loud. My brother has me beat, though, because he sank 94 hours into Dragonseeds. For God's sake...

Unison · Jul 31, 2005

I beat the new Nancy Drew. Wooot!

Bog · Jul 31, 2005

I played pretty far into Roscoe McQueen: Firefighter Extreme. I'd say that's up there.

Tarazet · Aug 1, 2005

Bog said:
I played pretty far into Roscoe McQueen: Firefighter Extreme. I'd say that's up there.

I also beat Sewer Shark.

On my friend's 3DO. Then I got a copy for my Sega CD and beat it again.

demi · Aug 1, 2005

Unison said:
I beat the new Nancy Drew. Wooot!

I beat all 12 of them.

Unison · Aug 1, 2005

demi said:
I beat all 12 of them.

I don't feel so sassy any more. :-|

Mareg · Aug 1, 2005

sonarrat said:
I also beat Sewer Shark.

On my friend's 3DO. Then I got a copy for my Sega CD and beat it again.

Oh yeah, SegaCD is where its at for crappy FMV games. I've beaten so much crap on this system... the worst I remember was that FMV zombie shooter. God it was Awefull ! :lol

MomoPufflet · Aug 1, 2005

Well this sucked.

Tarazet · Aug 1, 2005

MomoPufflet said:
Well this sucked.

If someone bought me a sucky Xbox game and told me to beat it I'd sure as hell do it.

In fact, I just ordered Drake. I'm going to test my threshold of pain a bit.

Pachinko · Aug 2, 2005

Man, you guys have some mad tolerance skills. The only game most consider bad that I've finished is Danger Girl on PSone.

Triumph · Aug 2, 2005

I played ICO. Didn't finish it, tho. After playing it for a bit, I *did* shoot the disc, set it on fire, urinate on it, and then drive over the still smoldering, urine soaked remains with my car.

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