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[LoveCake]

Mmm I used to love licking the bowl.

Is it really that dangerous though in the big scheme of things.

 

[DOWN]

lmao experts are literally warning people not to eat cookie dough and you guys are all "nah fuck that, fuck you I'm gonna do it anyway!!"

and we wonder how trump won the gop primary and how the brexit could have possibly happened despite the emphatic advice from people who know better

cookie dough is good though

Ok but this is like them saying "cookie dough is safer than driving, drinking, swimming, bicycling, and eating sushi"

They literally said a few dozen people out of the tens of millions consuming cookie dough got non life threatening sickness and didn't die

 

[franknbeans]

Why not just make cookies?

Americans are actually eating straight up raw ingredients now

What do you mean now? Standard protocol in America is to lick the spoon/spatula when there isn't enough dough to make another cookie. Been that way since cookies were invented

 

[Glin]

What...people eat raw dough?? Wtf.

 

[jax]

you in this thread about the threat of eating raw flour:

Except if you actually read the article you'd know I'm 100% right about v cookie dough not having these ecoli flour issues.

 

[olympia]

Ok but this is like them saying "cookie dough is safer than driving, drinking, swimming, bicycling, and eating sushi"

They literally said a few dozen people out of the tens of millions consuming cookie dough got non life threatening sickness and didn't die

just joking.

 

[The Lamp]

Disgusting savages who eat cookie dough are just primitive and unresponsive to logic and truth. I always told them not to, but some savagery can't be helped. I side with truth and the FDA.

 

[DOWN]

Do they sell packs of imitation cookie dough? We can eat that without fear.





This thread is great.

This maybe? Idk there are recipes online if ou want to suffer that life

If you want to eat cookie dough that bad there are companies that cater specifically to you:

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I am looking at an unpleasant trip to the bathroom.

I hope you do realise you have to chew your food.

 

[Kyzer]

100% cruelty free. So no ecoli

That's not how that works

 

[Laevateinn]

Wait, do American eggs actually still have a risk of salmonella?

If you get your eggs from a store and keep them properly refrigerated, it's extremely unlikely that you will get salmonella even if you eat them raw (which I do on occasion).

That's not how that works

Cruelty free flour has no e. coli.

 

[stufte]

What...people eat raw dough?? Wtf.

Really? Do you think Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Ice Cream exists because no one eats raw cookie dough?

 

[jax]

That's not how that works

Vegan cookie dough is usually gluten free, which means no ecoli flour.

-opens fridge and grabs cookie dough made with almond flour and eats it while laughing at responses in this thread-

 

[KHlover]

Three brands from one manufacturer? I'll take that risk.

Why not just make cookies?

Americans are actually eating straight up raw ingredients now

What do you mean "Americans" ? Licking the spatula and emptying the bowl after the dough is in the oven has been the sacred privilege of children since baking was invented. (Hopefully) everywhere.

 

[Almighty]

I did read the OP. It said flour can be easily contaminated by animal products. All the cookie dough I make/buy is 100% cruelty free. So no ecoli flour for me!

Except that the article said the grain gets contaminated by filthy animals doing their business on it. So even vegan flour seems to be at risk of that. Unless they somehow grow vegan wheat in someplace were nature's diseased hordes can't touch it.

 

[Big-E]

This is such a shitty article upon further review. This is related to specific General Mills recall. Nothing to do with anything.

 

[PeskyToaster]

Maybe if you have the immune system of an infant or GAF around taco bell.

 

[HStallion]

Vegan cookie dough is usually gluten free, which means no ecoli flour.

-opens fridge and grabs cookie dough made with almond flour and eats it while laughing at responses in this thread-

Then you realize the amount of bugs and insects that probably got crushed and ground up in your flour ;D

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Can I get cookie dough topping in frozen yogurt? Is it exempt from this in someway as its not actually cookie dough?

Yes, "cookie dough" in ice cream / yogurt is not actually raw cookie dough. Which is both disappointing and relieving at the same time.

 

[wenis]

If the gun control debate is anything to go by. Nothing the government says will stop people from doing stupid shit. nothing.

 

[Kyzer]

Vegan cookie dough is usually gluten free, which means no ecoli flour.

-opens fridge and grabs cookie dough made with almond flour and eats it while laughing at responses in this thread-

My girlfriend made cookie dough out of chickpeas ormsomething it was crazy delicious

 

[mdubs]

We're all for science around here until we're told that cookie dough shouldn't be eaten and that female ejaculate is actually pee

 

[jax]

Then you realize the amount of bugs and insects that probably got crushed and ground up in your flour ;D

As long as the label says Vegan, Hakuna Matatta!

It's delicious but it's like $13 kind of expensive. I'll stick with So Delcious cookie dough ice cream for my cookie dough fix.

Spoiler

until Ben n Jerry's makes more delectable dairy free flavors

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Why not just make cookies?

Americans are actually eating straight up raw ingredients now

"Now"?

 

[Waddle Dee]

Life's not worth living if you can't do it raw!

 

[Arthr2ShdsJcksn]

Let the namby-pamby helicopter parents worry about this while providing me another thing to hate on and ignore. Cookie dough is delicious and worth a little bit of abdominal cramping.

 

[dity]

You can't take away my coolie dough ice cream America, I won't let you!

 

[DOWN]

We're all for science around here until we're told that cookie dough shouldn't be eaten and that female ejaculate is actually pee

The science of this article is actually a statistical argument that cookie dough is very safe

 

[zma1013]

I thought this was always a risk with cookie dough? What's different about this proclomation?

 

[Poodlestrike]

What if I just put my cookie dough in the microwave for a few seconds? just long enough to make it hot without actually cooking or firming up

 

[Septimus Prime]

What about things like mochi, which have flour dusted over them?

 

[Ivan 3414]

And people wonder why so many western countries are overweight and unhealthy

 

[commedieu]

get a fucking immune system. Jesus.

#RAW4LIFE

 

[RedRum]

Sure thing FDA!

Relevant:

http://naturalsociety.com/6-fda-approved-foods-banned-in-other-countries/

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

What if I just put my cookie dough in the microwave for a few seconds? just long enough to make it hot without actually cooking or firming up

That just makes the bacteria angry

 

[PeskyToaster]

This FDA regulating without any democratic oversight. That's it, it's time for America to leave the EU.

 

[TsunamiOfSwagger]

With the amount of raw booty eating threads we have on here, I don't think too many people will be concerned with deadly raw cookie dough.

 

[brau]

But is it ok if Im not in America?

lol pine.

 

[panty]

I'm not from America and dont use american flour so I'm good.

 

[TheMink]

Dozens!!!!

 

[ultron87]

E Coli didn't stop me from eating Chipotle. Won't stop me here either.

 

[dity]

This FDA regulating without any democratic oversight. That's it, it's time for America to leave the EU.

America needs to leave the FDA cold turkey.

 

[Ponn]

My girlfriend made cookie dough out of chickpeas ormsomething it was crazy delicious

Are you sure it wasn't just hummus?

On topic this sounds like a false flag operation.

 

[SoRuffShoNuff]

38 people since December is extremely low risk. I'll continue to eat the dough.

 

[OnkelC]

FDA LOL

 

[Big-E]

The science of this article is actually a statistical argument that cookie dough is very safe

That is what is so baffling. FDA puts out a recall on one company's flour and USA Today translates that into raw cookie dough being banned from the fda.

 

[BobLoblaw]

Raw flour and raw eggs and people eat that? Savages!

 

[Aselith]

First he wants our guns now our cookie dough. Emperor Obama can't be gone soon enough.

 

[Hoho for breakfast]

Give me cookie dough or give me death! ...Or both!

I'm good as long as I get some chocolate chip cookie dough. I've been eating it since forever and I'm not stopping now. Refrain from the avatar quotes.

 

[Habaneroguy]

In this case FDA=no fun allowed.