crackhead_bob
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I could see Jamie Lee Curtis having a Busta Rhymes moment.
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Jamie Lee Curtis returns to Halloween
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My man! The only mistake they did was using that Halloween 3 thing, on it's own, the whole thing is seriously fucked up and I love it.
The third channel, it's still on. Please, take off the third channel. The third channel, it's still running. Stop it, please, for God's sake, please stop it. There's no more time! Please stop it. Stop it now. Turn it off! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! STOP IT!
H20 is actually decent and a direct sequel to II.
Incredible is what you should think about it. I'd love a third season.
F0rneus
Tears in the rain
H20 was good though but I guess that requires Myers beheaded.
H20 was the rightful and fitting end of this series.
I mean, that synopsis is more or less the synopsis of H20.
I mean, that synopsis is more or less the synopsis of H20.
F0rneus
Tears in the rain
I'll gladly sacrifice it, to retcon Resurrection. It was a great slasher but...it has to go.
Netherscourge
Banned
TheSkullPrince
Member
H20 was pretty good and Resurrection was so bad that's it's good. Busta Rhymes karate kicking Michael Myers is the funniest shit in a horror movie ever.
"Trick or Treat mutha fucka!!!!" LMAO
"Trick or Treat mutha fucka!!!!" LMAO
BoogieWoogie
Banned
H20 didn't happen even? Sigh
Galactic Specter
Member
Nailed it, the Halloween series should've gone the route of an anthology like Carpenter originally wanted.
Extra Sauce
Member
So it is a remake... of H20.
Nightwing123
Member
Awesome Jamie Lee Curtis is one of the best Scream Queens. So I'm hyped for this, I hope its good.
Futurevoid
Member
Can we please get the original Shatner mask? Please? The ever changing and garbage masks used in the sequels always irked the fuck out of me.
Shin K Dash
Member
Can we please get the original Shatner mask? Please? The ever changing and garbage masks used in the sequels always irked the fuck out of me.
god this scene was so amazing for how short it was... the music, the lighting, jamie's acting...
Rastafarian42
Member
So is this the Danny McBride and David Gordon Green Halloween flick? Or something else?
Futurevoid
Member
The original is the G.O.A.T. Best damned horror slasher ever made. Period.
Halloween 6 is garbage but its the only sequel where I felt they got close to the original mask.
Discotheque
Banned
This is it. Normally I wouldn't give a shit about yet another remake but these guys could do something cool with it. Plus i think they talked to carpenter too
Michael F. Assbender
Banned
I never miss a chance to drop a Dr. Wolfula review in a related horror movie thread.
https://youtu.be/CrXMQSaK1Rk
https://youtu.be/q46-zu_ZV-M
Im not linked to the channel at all, btw. Just a fan. Its corny but it cracks me up.
This one about Halloween Resurrection is a favorite.
Herr Schwarz
Banned
Yeah thats what was missing.
Robdraggoo
Member
Is this a reboot or.... what is this movie.
Also, how is she still this hot.
Also, how is she still this hot.
illmatic22
Banned
Please be good
Shin K Dash
Member
Forget...
If I were to congratulate that movie on something is making me laugh...Something I never thought a horror movie would do...
NintendosBooger
Member
The Myers mask in the promo poster is the closest to resembling the original I've seen.
i just did it and i feel amazing.
Extra Sauce
Member
You have so much catching up to do...
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Halloween has more timelines than a DC comic book.
The Thorn timeline and the H20 timeline, the Rob Zombie-verse, and now this.
The Thorn timeline and the H20 timeline, the Rob Zombie-verse, and now this.
Cipher Peon
Banned
What continuity is this??? Are we going to retcon the timeline that retconned Le Curtis from vanishing?
As much as I think this news is... neutral, I really really wanted Rob Zombie's Halloween 3: Season of the Witch and this news continues to cement that fact. It's impossible to find excitement over this considering we already got a "Jamie Lee Curtis returns to the franchise!" movie and it was great the first time... and then it was ruined by Resurrection lmao
EDIT: Also it's a move that feels so obvious to the Halloween franchise. Pick the least interesting and safest thing possible and stick to it no matter what. That's a huge reason why I find Halloween 4 so loathsome, because it's the epitome of how incredible bland and safe the franchise aspires to be... except for the ending, which is AWESOME.... and then Halloween 5 throws that in the garbage to continue it all over again.
As much as I think this news is... neutral, I really really wanted Rob Zombie's Halloween 3: Season of the Witch and this news continues to cement that fact. It's impossible to find excitement over this considering we already got a "Jamie Lee Curtis returns to the franchise!" movie and it was great the first time... and then it was ruined by Resurrection lmao
EDIT: Also it's a move that feels so obvious to the Halloween franchise. Pick the least interesting and safest thing possible and stick to it no matter what. That's a huge reason why I find Halloween 4 so loathsome, because it's the epitome of how incredible bland and safe the franchise aspires to be... except for the ending, which is AWESOME.... and then Halloween 5 throws that in the garbage to continue it all over again.
F0rneus
Tears in the rain
The original is the G.O.A.T. Best damned horror slasher ever made. Period.
Halloween 6 is garbage but its the only sequel where I felt they got close to the original mask.
I can't believe they used that mask for the opening in H20, only to go with a terribly shitty looking mask with spiky hair for everything else. And a couple shots of a munchkin looking mask and a CG one.
I would legitimately prefer a kung fu sequel to Resurrection with Busta Rhymes starring, than having anything touching Robert's abominations.
RedAssedApe
Banned
is she still alive on scream queens? haha
Sibersk Esto
Banned
Let's be honest with ourselves: Halloween 1 is fan-fucking-tastic, Halloween 2 is like half good, then the rest can jog off.
bonchooski
Member
I don't give a fuck about what happened to her before I'll take another Halloween with her in it anyday.
Freddy=Legend
Member
Apparently this timeline number 5 (or is it 6?) for the Halloween franchise.
Galactic Specter
Member
Halloween 3 is a good movie.
F0rneus
Tears in the rain
She is, but the show sure isn't.
Halloween II was pretty much directed by Carpenter and it's bloody brilliant. Easily the best slasher sequel ever, and the OST is the best in the entire franchise.
The probiotics just won't stop killing!!
Shin K Dash
Member
I'm usually very picky on what horror movies I watch so I don't see too many (that and I have trouble sleeping after seeing one), I absolutely love atmospheric horror movies that leaves you uneasy just from music, visual's and lighting and I abhor jump scare movies with those stupid loud quick sound effects...
I guess the only other time I laughed at a horror movie was in Jeepers Creepers 2 (it was on cable randomly, don't judge me! >.>) with the headless guy on the bus.
Cipher Peon
Banned
I like Rob Zombie's style a LOT and I think his rash bombast makes for a compelling watch. The death of whatsherface in his Halloween 2 is my favorite moment in the entire franchise, because it actually made me feel something besides neutral apathy.
That's excluding how wonderfully bizarre Season of the Witch is, which is EXACTLY why I want to see his take on it.
Michael F. Assbender
Banned
Why would you want to forget the movie that took Laurie Strode, the epitome of the survivor girl horror archetype, turned her into a (fake) drooling mental patient, and unceremoniously chucked her off a roof to her death?
itwasTuesday
He wasn't alone.
She finally found out Michael's secret.
Or maybe that is the only thing that can kill him.
F0rneus
Tears in the rain
Well he directed Devil's Rejects which was profoundly affecting and legitimately great, so he's not a total loss. But his Halloween movies were embarassing. H2 at least his it's own thing, but...Jesus. Talk about missing the entire point.
Seriously, Lords of Salem and especially 31 felt like SNL parodies of a Rob Zombie movie. I love the man's music though.
IdreamofHIME
Member
what the fuck, its been 19 years since H20? Feels like it just came out.
The Driver
Member
Will only watch if Emma Roberts and Billie Lourd are in this.
Wait why are they ignoring H20? H20 is awesome.
Wait why are they ignoring H20? H20 is awesome.
The original is the G.O.A.T. Best damned horror slasher ever made. Period.
Halloween 6 is garbage but its the only sequel where I felt they got close to the original mask.
Not that it's that difficult to get to second place when you have rivals such as
