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[FortNinety]

Sorry if this is old...

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc

 

[Doom_Bringer]

LOL?

 

[clipunderground]

There's no going back on that decision... lol

 

[Ferrio]

oops?

 

[bishoptl]

 

[heavy liquid]

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Wow. Bad times...

 

[Nos_G]

Wow and ouch....

 

[FortNinety]

What a bad, bad dog.

 

[Trevelyon]

Man's best friend indeed! :mad

 

[speedpop]

Almost as bad as the one where the guy chopped his own willy off, fried it then ate it like a sausage. Yum Yum!

 

[AeroGod]

SNAUSAGES!!!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

how do you confuse your wang with a chicken's neck? That guy is an idiot, he didn't deserve to have a penis.

 

[Jim Bowie]

Wait wait wait. How could he NOT REALIZE that he was holding is wang? Whenever I've touched my wang, I know I'm touching it. It's there. I feel it.

That, and wouldn't he be surprised that the chicken wasn't fidgetting or trying to escape? I would be querical if I went for a chicken neck and found that it was staying put, possibly stiffened.

 

[NotMSRP]

Why was he naked anyways?

 

[clipunderground]

So wait... this guy was slaughtering chickens naked then? :\

 

[videogamer]

So wait... this guy was slaughtering chickens naked then? :\

It says that he ran out in his boxers. Maybe he didn't want to get his clothes dirty so he took it off before getting to the chicken.

 

[Ripclawe]

The chicken pulled a switcharoo at the last minute!

 

[Chittagong]

 

[nitewulf]

heh, something fishy was going on there, how do you confuse your penis with a chicken's neck?
an aquintance of mine who works at a doctor's office who specializes in extracting "objects" from various orifices of people told me the funniest excuse he heard from a woman who got a zucchini stuck up her ass was that, "doctor, i went to the refrigerator to get a midnight snack and i just fell on it..."
yeah sure lady...

 

[Sriram]

chicken kawarami?

 

[Smiles and Cries]

What, he ran out of kibbles and bits?

 

[Dram]

Great, now the dog has a taste for them. I can image it running up to men, and biting their willies off.

 

[J2 Cool]

+1 for animal rights

 

[RaymondCarver]

I guess it's funny because it's not us.

 

[Rorschach]

It's like a racy Bugs Bunny cartoon.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Wait, wait, wait......so he got the wrong cock?

 

[Diablos]

LMFAO :lol

Haha notice how the bread and everything is still there... TEH DOG ATE TEH CACK!!!

 

[ScientificNinja]

How did he not know his wang was hanging out? How did he not know it was his wang he was holding down? How did he confuse his wang for a chicken?

That's one less chicken in the world that'll be choked... *runs*

 

[Brannon]

Well at least he "chose" to have it removed instead of having it ravaged off of him like that other guy...