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[T8SC]

Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.

Congratulations, good to hear you & baby are both healthy & doing well.

As for names, why not grab the rights to the next release of Skyrim? - Elder Scrolls V - Skyrim: Ruins of Yoni Edition

 

[Kev Kev]

Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.

welcome little gaffer! so awesome, congrats, youre going to be a great momma <3

 

[Star-Lord]

Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.

Congratulations!

Glad you and sprog are doing well.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.

yoni? Congrats.

 

[Peggies]

yoni? Congrats.

 

[Thaedolus]

yoni? Congrats.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Oh yeah, I like those. Godspeed to its recovery.

 

[Thaedolus]

Real talk to any potential parents here: get that vag some physical therapy session after birth. It’ll help immensely

 

[haxan7]

Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.

I’ll say a lil prayer for your yoni tonight before bed

 

[OmegaSupreme]

You ever been to a mall and there is a weird guy playing ambient boring nonsense on a piano? Yanni is the godfather of that.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I’ll say a lil prayer for your yoni tonight before bed

Haxan each night before bed

 

[Star-Lord]

That’s a BadBurger .

 

[Thaedolus]

You ever been to a mall and there is a weird guy playing ambient boring nonsense on a piano? Yanni is the godfather of that.

It was more of an experiment trying to put a link in an emoji, but Yanni Live at the Acropolis was probably the last CD I ever bought

 

[haxan7]

It was more of an experiment trying to put a link in an emoji, but Yanni Live at the Acropolis was probably the last CD I ever bought

Yanni "In the Mirror" (a compilation) was one of the first I ever bought.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I am debating on chopping off my hair & facial hair before returning to the office in Jan. I started growing both out when covid hit & the work from home thing began. I'm torn on the matter.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

It was more of an experiment trying to put a link in an emoji, but Yanni Live at the Acropolis was probably the last CD I ever bought

Ah. My mistake. I thought it strange you didn't know who yanni is. I think if you're over 35 everyone somehow knows of him.

 

[BadBurger]

That’s a BadBurger .

Related story: I once snuck an Arby's roast beef and cheddar into a strip club called Cheeta's and ate it while getting the saddest, least enthusiastic lap dance in the history of Floridian lap dances.

 

[Rentahamster]

Holy shit, guys I did it. I gave birth to our newest member! It was like this:

Congratulations! Name her Rentapacker.

He's so cute and smells like heaven. I hope my poor yoni recovers though.

Do your kegels!

 

[BigBooper]

I am debating on chopping off my hair & facial hair before returning to the office in Jan. I started growing both out when covid hit & the work from home thing began. I'm torn on the matter.

It's such a relief to go clean shaven again after a while of wooliness.

 

[Richard Packer]

Congratulations! Name her Rentapacker.

Hamsterpacker has a better ring to it.

 

[Rentahamster]

Hamsterpacker has a better ring to it.

I already named my godson that.

 

[Rentahamster]

It's such a relief to go clean shaven again after a while of wooliness.

 

[Richard Packer]

Related story: I once snuck an Arby's roast beef and cheddar into a strip club called Cheeta's and ate it while getting the saddest, least enthusiastic lap dance in the history of Floridian lap dances.

 

[plushyp]

Once a psycho



Always a psycho (Turn subs on)

 

[Kev Kev]

Once a psycho



Always a psycho (Turn subs on)

This is chuck berrys face when she comes into to… do whatever the fuck she doing…

 

[haxan7]

This is chuck berrys face when she comes into to… do whatever the fuck she doing…

it’s not hard to understand why my parents always said she broke up the Beatles watching her do random banshee screaming during a perfectly good song

 

[DeepEnigma]

This is chuck berrys face when she comes into to… do whatever the fuck she doing…

This will never get old

 

[DragoonKain]

Anyone else here a long-time sufferer of "things never work out smoothly the first time" syndrome?

I'm a long-time sufferer of this ailment. Whether it's putting together a bureau I ordered online or installing a piece of software or something totally out of my hands like having a technician come to your home to do some work and that not going right on the first try either, I'd say the rate at which any process goes 100% smoothly for me on the first try is less than 5%.

I'm curious if it is just me, because I often ask people anecdotally if the same thing happened to them on so and so occasion, and a lot of them are like "Nah, I didn't have any trouble with it" or "Nah, went totally fine for me."

The latest was me calling my phone provider to make a change to my account. After being transferred to like 2 different departments, I finally found someone who could help me and who spoke English. It actually went very smoothly, which made me very suspicious because things never work that easy for me. At the end of the call, I asked her for the direct number to that department so that I didn't have to get transferred again in case something went wrong. She said "Nothing should go wrong, you're good to go, but here's the number" and she gave it.

Today, what do you know, the changes didn't go through and when I finally got someone who spoke English again, they told me the previous person didn't know what they were doing and they had to do it properly, but their system wasn't letting them so they had to contact their supervisor to see if they knew what was going on. All in all, the problem still isn't resolved. And I was thinking that if I ever found a genie in a bottle, I'd probably waste a full wish on everything working 100% smoothly the first time, the amount of agita that would spare me would honestly be worth it. I'd settle for something going right the first time just fucking once.

 

[nush]

Anyone else here a long-time sufferer of "things never work out smoothly the first time" syndrome?

It's called learning curve, you learn from fucking it up. At which point you can give up or adapt, learn and improve.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Once a psycho



Always a psycho (Turn subs on)

Pretty sure when my nephews and nieces were 5 years old dabbling on their shitty knock off casio keyboard randomly pressing buttons with pre-set beats it sounded better. At least they didnt scream.

In the first video after she screams, what the fuck is she doing in the red circle? She's standing there with the mic like a statue.

 

[Star-Lord]

Anyone else here a long-time sufferer of "things never work out smoothly the first time" syndrome?

I'm a long-time sufferer of this ailment. Whether it's putting together a bureau I ordered online or installing a piece of software or something totally out of my hands like having a technician come to your home to do some work and that not going right on the first try either, I'd say the rate at which any process goes 100% smoothly for me on the first try is less than 5%.

I'm curious if it is just me, because I often ask people anecdotally if the same thing happened to them on so and so occasion, and a lot of them are like "Nah, I didn't have any trouble with it" or "Nah, went totally fine for me."

The latest was me calling my phone provider to make a change to my account. After being transferred to like 2 different departments, I finally found someone who could help me and who spoke English. It actually went very smoothly, which made me very suspicious because things never work that easy for me. At the end of the call, I asked her for the direct number to that department so that I didn't have to get transferred again in case something went wrong. She said "Nothing should go wrong, you're good to go, but here's the number" and she gave it.

Today, what do you know, the changes didn't go through and when I finally got someone who spoke English again, they told me the previous person didn't know what they were doing and they had to do it properly, but their system wasn't letting them so they had to contact their supervisor to see if they knew what was going on. All in all, the problem still isn't resolved. And I was thinking that if I ever found a genie in a bottle, I'd probably waste a full wish on everything working 100% smoothly the first time, the amount of agita that would spare me would honestly be worth it. I'd settle for something going right the first time just fucking once.

I’m pretty sure that’s called life.

 

[Thaedolus]

It's such a relief to go clean shaven again after a while of wooliness.

Yes and no. It’s 10 degrees outside right now…a little shag helps keep the melon warm

 

[Richard Packer]

it’s not hard to understand why my parents always said she broke up the Beatles watching her do random banshee screaming during a perfectly good song

Apparently she was renowned in London for performing oral sex and that she, "gave the best blowjob in town." Yoko 'Oh-no' they called her. Once John locked it down, the writing was on the wall. Ringo took it the hardest, he was never the same. The poor bastard.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[*Nightwing]

Related story: I once snuck an Arby's roast beef and cheddar into a strip club called Cheeta's and ate it while getting the saddest, least enthusiastic lap dance in the history of Floridian lap dances.

This should be included in tourism advertising cause it’s the real Florida.

Bonus points if it was a Wednesday night with the B-team performing complete with missing limbs, c-section and bullet scars. The enthusiasm of someone working court mandated community service already mentioned but easily turned around with an 8ball of coke for future reference… we all know it’s so badly good you can’t experience it only once!

 

[Rentahamster]

Anyone else here a long-time sufferer of "things never work out smoothly the first time" syndrome?

You might be placing undue memory emphasis on the negative times. I'm sure there are some things in your life that have worked out okay on the first try.

 

[Thaedolus]

This thread is probably going to make me get Arby’s for the first time in a decade

 

[Rentahamster]

This thread is probably going to make me get Arby’s for the first time in a decade

Be strong. You don't have to do it.

 

[Thaedolus]

Be strong. You don't have to do it

S…senpai…urge is strong and the will is weak…

Eh fuck it I got some ribs in the freezer I can throw on the traeger, that’s a better idea

 

[Richard Packer]

This thread is probably going to make me get Arby’s for the first time in a decade

Eat it vertically for the true experience.

 

[Thaedolus]

Now my hands are going to smell like Tennessee rub the rest of the day

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Rentahamster]

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[Thaedolus]

We might need a dedicated thread for blossoming and meat curtains

 

[Richard Packer]

We might need a dedicated thread for blossoming and meat curtains

haxan7 would get it shut down. Be thankful he hasnt woken up yet.

 

[BigBooper]

I have to confess the Arby's Beef N Cheddar oozes into the right crevices sometimes.

 

[Rentahamster]

I have to confess the Arby's Beef N Cheddar oozes into the right crevices sometimes.

Don't stop. Keep writing. Incorporate Hagrid and Ollivander.

 

[Thaedolus]

haxan7 would get it shut down. Be thankful he hasnt woken up yet.

But I want to show you all how I got the nickname “super spreader”