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[Elektro Demon]

So. You invited a girl to your apartment and you had a bit of fun. For some reason you killed her. EDIT:If you decide to go to the authorities, you'll go to jail for 20 years.
Would you call the cops and turn your self in or would you try to get away with it?
I think I' would try to get away with it. I know it's not the right thing to do, but jail doesn't sound attractive.

 

[womfalcs3]

Jail is my retirement plan. Free shelter, health care, a library, and three meals a day... and basketball.

 

[GymWolf]

From poop topic to murder topic, i like your evolution

Depends on what happen with the girl, does she slip on a banana peel or do i suffocate her during sex by mistake?

 

[Elektro Demon]

From poop topic to murder topic, i like your evolution

Depends on what happen with the girls, does she slip on a banana peel or do i suffocate her during sex?

For the sake of the story let's say you suffocated her. You know if you call the cops you're gonna go to jail for a long time.

 

[GymWolf]

For the sake of the story let's say you suffocated her. You know if you call the cops you're gonna go to jail for a long time.

You know, i'm a realist man, i think that even the more virtuos and lawfull guy in here has to live a situation like this before responding with honesty.

We can all say that we will call the cops immediately, but sense of danger and preservation are 2 strong feeling in the heat of the moment.

It's like receiving super power, are we sure that we are gonna be good men or superheroes and not a villain?

 

[Elektro Demon]

You know, i'm a realist man, i think that even the more virtuos and lawfull guy in here has to live a situation like this before responding with honesty.

We can all say that we will call the cops immediately, but sense of danger and preservation are w steong feeling in the heat of the moment.

I like your honesty. I think most people would try to get away with it.
It's not a shitty thread in my opinion. It asks a very interesting question and makes you question your own honesty.
It is a bit edgy tho.

 

[Mista]

What if I killed someone that broke into my house because I was protecting my mom? Does that make me a killer?

 

[jts]

If jail doesn't sound attractive, imagine when you get caught trying to get away with it. Harder to prove an accident, potential hiding of a body on top of it, plus any other amount of shit possibly thrown at you.

And you would be caught. There's phones and shit nowadays. No chance. This ain't a movie.

Besides, you don't turn yourself in either. You just call medical services if there's an emergency, even if someone isn't breathing. Failure in doing that would probably be your first crime to begin with. After that, everything will be sorted out for you.

 

[Elektro Demon]

What if I killed someone that broke into my house because I was protecting my mom? Does that make me a killer?

No. That's self defense. You're innocent in my eyes.

 

[GymWolf]

I like your honesty. I think most people would try and get away with it.
It's not a shitty thread in my opinion. It asks a very interesting question and makes you question your own honesty.
It is a bit edgy tho.

Never said that this was a shitty topic tho.
To be perfectly honest i don't even mind your old poop topics, they were funny

 

[Mista]

No. That's self defense. You're innocent in my eyes.

Didn’t say I have done it. Was just asking

 

[Stiflers Mom]

What if I killed someone that broke into my house because I was protecting my mom? Does that make me a killer?

How hot is your mom?

 

[Papa]

Did she poop herself when she died?

 

[Elektro Demon]

Did she poop herself when she died?

Well, I read an article saying most people either poop or piss themselves when they die.
So there's a good chance there's gonna be some poop present.

 

[Papa]

MOOOOODS

 

[Mista]

How hot is your mom?

Hotter than the ugly one that brought you

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

This thread is going to take a very dark turn soon enough by a letterposter.

 

[ZeroZeroQuatre]

I don't see the issue here : free sex and free food for one month

 

[Elektro Demon]

This thread is going to take a very dark turn soon enough by a letterposter.

Why don't you answer the thread question, Kojimbo?

 

[Jooxed]

MOOOOODS

lol @ your new name

 

[GymWolf]

I don't see the issue here : free sex and free food for one month

Do you live in italy?

 

[GymWolf]

MOOOOODS

Why is your son banned again?

 

[Patrick S.]

Watch the movie "Very Bad Things". Turn myself in.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I don't see the issue here : free sex and free food for one month

 

[Son Tofu]

First there was the poop thread. Now we have a murder thread.

All I can say is you better hope you're not on the bad end of a 6 on 1.

 

[Tesseract]

i'd call the pentagon

 

[Loke]

Turn myself in. Trying to cover it up would only make things worse.

What if I killed someone that broke into my house because I was protecting my mom? Does that make me a killer?

If you lived in Swedistan you'd get arrested and sent to prison unless that person were actively trying to murder your mom.

 

[MudoSkills]

Eat the corpse.

 

[Shizumapower]

Yes officer, he posts on Neogaf. Looks like a demon, might be electric.

 

[King of Foxes]

Call ambulance right away and go with the truth.

Call second ambulance for myself before I try explaining to my wife why I killed a girl in our house

 

[DonJorginho]

Where is the commit Suicide option?

You see I would rather die than go to prison as the UK ones are harsh indeed.

 

[Mista]

If you lived in Swedistan you'd get arrested and sent to prison unless that person were actively trying to murder your mom.

What? This is fucking bollocks. Also what is Swedistan?

 

[Elektro Demon]

What? This is fucking bollocks. Also what is Swedistan?

Every European country that has allowed mass immigration of Arab people.
The locals that are pissed off and are unhappy with this current state of their country, call it Swedistan. Some Germans call Germany Germanistan. You get the point.

 

[Nymphae]

What if I killed...does that make me a killer?

By definition I think.

I would turn myself in. I had a dream/nightmare once that I killed someone and tried to hide it and it's one of the more terrifying ones I've ever had, I woke up pretty distraught.

 

[BlackOlivesMatter]

lol, "accidentally"....

 

[Mista]

Every European country that has allowed mass immigration of Arab people.
The locals that are pissed off and are unhappy with this current state of their country, call it Swedistan. Some Germans call Germany Germanistan. You get the point.

They allowed it. Why the fuck they moaning now?

 

[Elektro Demon]

They allowed it. Why the fuck they moaning now?

The government allowed it, in most countries, not the people.

 

[Kacchan]

I’d probably try to cover it up. I wouldn’t last long in prison. I’d be raped within the first 15 minutes for sure.

 

[Mista]

The government allowed it, in most countries, not the people.

Funny how we arabs are always looked at like if we aren't also people

 

[Elektro Demon]

Funny how we arabs are always looked at like if we aren't also people

I got nothing against arab people. I was just explaining to you how some people in Euro countries feel.

 

[Mista]

I got nothing against arab people. I was just explaining to you how some people in Euro countries feel.

I know. I was just saying

 

[ThatStupidLion]

as long as it was truly accidental id report it.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

There’s a deep dirt pit in my backyard

thats all I’m legally obliged to say

 

[Kacchan]

Funny how we arabs are always looked at like if we aren't also people

I still love ya, Mista.

 

[Elektro Demon]

There’s a deep dirt pit in my backyard

thats all I’m legally obliged to say

Just to be on the safe side, build a fountain on top of that pit.
Less suspicious.

 

[Kacchan]

Just to be on the safe side, build a fountain on top of that pit.
Less suspicious.

Concrete helps too.

 

[JareBear: Remastered]

I’d probably try to cover it up. I wouldn’t last long in prison. I’d be raped within the first 15 minutes for sure.

Believe in yourself, brotha

 

[Pejo]

Jail is my retirement plan. Free shelter, health care, a library, and three meals a day... and basketball.

I mean or you could just join the military legally.

 

[Airola]

Only two options, really:
1) Turn yourself in. Be virtuous, accept your destiny.
2) Rape the body, rape the cops, rape the judge, rape the jury, rape the inmates, rape the guards, go to Hell, get raped by Satan (which you will like now because you've gotten used to the idea and grown a fetish from rape so joke's on all of everyone).

 

[Barsinister]