gutter_trash
Banned
motionless corpse mode missionary is the worst.
be alive for god's sake
be alive for god's sake
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The Maverick
Member
Whiskey dick is real folks. Gotta get the message out for those who still think they are invulnerable.
BlackNMild2k1
Member
Who doesn't put a finger down there first to lead the way? You just blindly hope your dick finds the hole? and when it doesn't you immediately jump to oral?
It's funny how lots of men won't turn down a blow job.... even if it's the worst one ever.
it's always like "I'll ride this one out, and maybe the next time will be better", so I guess even a bad blow job is better than no blow job at all.
Waluigilicious
Member
A lot of users are making the amateur mistake of not using lube.
f@luS
More than a member.
So many ... Weird. The most painful was définitely when she couldnt do a Bj with no teeth. God damn my Friend was not far (swinger club ) and he was laughing as i was biting my Hand
But If i would say quality Wise. One pornstar i did. Gross. I though these "slurrrp" noise during bj and Cow level scream were just in movies. I was wrong. Totally turn off
But If i would say quality Wise. One pornstar i did. Gross. I though these "slurrrp" noise during bj and Cow level scream were just in movies. I was wrong. Totally turn off
ConradCervantes
Banned
In between my last and current long-term relationships, I saw a girl briefly during the holidays. She was cute, but that was it. Had no job so I had to pay for all the meals we shared, no car so I had to cart her and her skeezy friends around, and she wasn't the brightest person. She'd respond to all my flirtations in the most literal way possible. Needless to say, it was a chore to be around her
Still, I hadn't gotten laid in three months so I was quite thirsty. The day finally arrived, and I took her back to my house on a weekday afternoon and quickly got us down to business. Nice body, a little skinnier than what I was used to, but she tasted great and was enthusiastic about my oral skills, which was great considering my ex transformed into a self-loathing prude halfway through our relationship and only allowed me lights-off missionary once a couple weeks.
I slip a condom on, which took some time to get used to given that I hadn't worn one the last six years, and I'm in. She displayed excellent power bottom skills, rode me like a champ, and here I was thinking, how could a girl so deficient everywhere in life be this good at sex? After a half hour of some pretty worthwhile fucking, I laid her back down and told her I wanted to finish. We started down the homestretch, and I heard a door open downstairs beneath us. My brother had just gotten home from school. The girl grabbed my shoulders and asked me who it was, and I told her and said it was alright; I had done this thing a lot with no one noticing, since I have a well-supported bed and stable floors.
She IMMEDIATELY clams up and says she's not comfortable continuing. I try to reason with her to continue, since at that point I could feel an orgasm on the horizon, but she was steadfast. I even asked for a blowjob to finish me off and she refused. We played NSMBW till she wanted to go home, and I was more than happy to cart her ass off one last time. Last time I heard anything from her was a couple days afterward asking me if I could take her and her ugly friend to Goodwill, to which I said I had shit to do or something to that effect.
So it wasn't the WORST sex, but the fact that she allowed my unknowing brother to cockblock me from busting a nut made me pretty grumpy.
Still, I hadn't gotten laid in three months so I was quite thirsty. The day finally arrived, and I took her back to my house on a weekday afternoon and quickly got us down to business. Nice body, a little skinnier than what I was used to, but she tasted great and was enthusiastic about my oral skills, which was great considering my ex transformed into a self-loathing prude halfway through our relationship and only allowed me lights-off missionary once a couple weeks.
I slip a condom on, which took some time to get used to given that I hadn't worn one the last six years, and I'm in. She displayed excellent power bottom skills, rode me like a champ, and here I was thinking, how could a girl so deficient everywhere in life be this good at sex? After a half hour of some pretty worthwhile fucking, I laid her back down and told her I wanted to finish. We started down the homestretch, and I heard a door open downstairs beneath us. My brother had just gotten home from school. The girl grabbed my shoulders and asked me who it was, and I told her and said it was alright; I had done this thing a lot with no one noticing, since I have a well-supported bed and stable floors.
She IMMEDIATELY clams up and says she's not comfortable continuing. I try to reason with her to continue, since at that point I could feel an orgasm on the horizon, but she was steadfast. I even asked for a blowjob to finish me off and she refused. We played NSMBW till she wanted to go home, and I was more than happy to cart her ass off one last time. Last time I heard anything from her was a couple days afterward asking me if I could take her and her ugly friend to Goodwill, to which I said I had shit to do or something to that effect.
So it wasn't the WORST sex, but the fact that she allowed my unknowing brother to cockblock me from busting a nut made me pretty grumpy.
Was she good at this, or was she bouncing off you and making you die a lot?
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
OriginofHysteria
Banned
At a funeral
A coworker of hers died and we attended his funeral. After all the handshaking, condolences, etc we were mingling. While we were conversing she gives me a look. THAT look. The look that says she wants the d.
She tells me she needs to get something from her coat. In order to not come across as an impolite ahole and because shes amazing when she gives that look I join her.
Back in the coatroom, we find a blind corner and start making out, stripping down and stroking each other.
I push her to the ground and get on top of her. While we are fucking, the door opens. We stop and lay very still. It's the deceased's mom and a friend. She's crying over her son and I'm just lying there with my head on a tit. I start to feel incredibly bad when all of a sudden I feel her hips starting to girate again, using her legs to push me inside her.
After they left, she kicks it up a notch and starts fucking me like there's no tomorrow. I'm terribly conflicted at this moment.
My head tells me to stop, my dick wants to go on: she looks fine in those stockings, high heels, thong pushed to the side, boobs pulled out of her bra, her hair still tidy and posh...
Eventually I nut inside her but it doesn't feel right. I have never been so sad after hot and good sex ever.
Well I got a boner.
xKilltheMx
Member
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Jesus Christ.
Vigilant Walrus
Member
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK
Please be safe!!
Culebra 64
Member
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Ok, you win.
I read the first couple paragraphs a few times before I realized this was all male.Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
BUT yeah, HIV scare takes the cake.
tauroxd
Member
Yep, I need to know this. It's important.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Oh my god. My thoughts go out to you guys. :/
BlackNMild2k1
Member
Yep.... I think we are done here. go ahead and shut this one down. It's not gonna get much worse than that.
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Oh geez
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
God damn that sounds awful. I hope you two get out of this healthy.
When I was a borderline suicidal alcoholic that tried to fill the holes in my life with sex craigslist was great 90%+ of the time.
You just have to be smart and demand good/recent pics. Be up front, if I show up and you sent me fake/old pics I'm going to mock you and leave for being a liar. Better to be a 6/10 than a 6/10 liar.
NotTheGuyYouKill
Member
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Holy shit.
That sucks.
A lot.
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
OMG... thats horrible
Cow Mengde
Banned
First time. Awkward as hell. That said, at least it happened so there's no shame in that. Doesn't happened often enough for me to tell any great stories.
And yursnhere, very sorry to hear that. I hope you guys are ok.
And yursnhere, very sorry to hear that. I hope you guys are ok.
I'm not familiar with this. Could you explain? I always assumed Craigslist hookups were scams to direct you to shady porn sites demanding your CC info, or meetups where you get blindsided by some guy with a bat who robs you after knocking you out.
TacticalFox88
Banned
Stories like that makes me want to not be a playa and just settle down.
Fuck.
FUUUUUUCCK
Fuck.
FUUUUUUCCK
Cow Mengde
Banned
You gotta get lucky.
You know, it would be funny if you can setup a legit hookup website. I bet you'd make a ton of money with all the horny people out there.
MrOogieBoogie
BioShock Infinite is like playing some homeless guy's vivid imagination
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
I don't know how you did it, but somehow you managed to make every proceeding sentence sound more ridiculous and insane than the last.
this took a dark turnHappened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
CarpeDeezNutz
Member
I meant in the way you assumed it was, either a scam, way to get robbed or a chick who is like 100 lbs bigger than her pic. I was combing through profiles and came across a pic of a girl who was hot but like alternative type hot (if that makes any sense) and from what she wrote in her as it did not seem fake. I took a chance, messaged her and she came by my place. Pretty much as advertised but I feel I got lucky.
Wow @ the HIV story I need to make sure to have a good supply of condoms.
Iduno, nick cannon is pretty white trashy
The Maverick
Member
Fuck.Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Arkos
Nose how to spell and rede to
My worst nightmare right there. Best of luck, the wait is excruciating, I'm sure you guys will be okay. :/
This is a good post, believe it or not (well... click the CDC link if you don't believe)
This is a good post, believe it or not (well... click the CDC link if you don't believe)
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Skipping the first page was a bad mistake. D:
Oh, wow. If it helps at all, transmission rates for HIV are actually lower than you might guess; 6.5/10,000 per your description - http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/policies/law/risk.html
Sorry and good luck.
Happened pretty recently... My husband and I went on a trip with a good friend. We got shitfaced drunk one night in the hotel, and we all began fooling around. It's not something my husband and I normally do with other people but it does happen very occasionally so whatever.
Anyway I remember at some point my friend threw my legs over my head and started eating out my ass, like really getting up in there. Now I was clean of course but normally before I let anyone do that to me I'd prefer to have showered immediately prior. It was so ridiculous to me I just couldn't help cracking up, and my friend kept getting mad and telling me to stop laughing. Awkward as hell.
As the night progressed, eventually my husband fucked him, bareback. That night my husband lost his 'top' virginity; we have been together for 10 years and he has only ever bottomed before.
2 weeks later, my husband was diagnosed with chlamydia. My friend denied having an STD and stated he gets tested on a normal basis and is always negative. He is pretty promiscuous but we assumed he normally uses protection. 2 weeks after that, my friend got sick. REALLY sick. Yesterday, my friend told us he was just diagnosed as HIV positive.
The agony of waiting to find out if my husband (and me) has it is excruciating. Please remember to wrap it up boys. It only takes once.
Wow!!!
That sucks!
Falcs
Banned
I'm probably going to sound very ignorant asking this, but what does this mean?
anal sex. a 'top' is a person who is putting his penis inside the 'bottom' the person receiving said penis.
ElectricBlanketFire
Member
Not necessarily the worst, but the funniest was one time as I was finishing the girl sneezed and...bodily fluids shot out her nose.
I'm dense. It wasn't until your post I realized it was all male. Was thinking MMF.
Hope everything turns out okay.
Me too. HIV ain't not joke, practice safe sez guys.
Necromanti
Member
Statistically (in the US), at least, it would seem that the majority of men are "versatile". (That is, they enjoy assuming both roles, although not necessarily in equal measure.)
sssstententen
Member
This. While I haven't given to that many ladies, no one ever tasted particularly bad/smelled bad. I guess I got lucky.
Its a shame that this happens to people because I love giving oral. The normal smell of vagina is usually pretty damn sensual. Gets me going.
PaleFolklore
Member
The night I lost my virginity.
I met a girl on OKCupid and things were great. I thought it could really be something even after only a few dates. She invites me to stay at her apartment and things were going well. We decide to go to bed and she takes me upstairs by the hand and we get in bed. She turns the TV on and turns it to an epsiode of the American Office. Then she asks if I want to have sex and I'm like yeah of course I want to have sex. So it was pretty dark in the room even with the TV on but there was enough light from the TV that I could mostly see what I was doing. The sex was pretty alright. I couldn't cum after fucking her for like 20 minutes and we just decide to stop. I go to pull the condom off while it was still really dark and throw it in the trash. She freaks out and yells, "NO DON'T THROW IT AWAY WE SHOULD KEEP IT." To which I replied, "what the fuck? no that's fucking disgusting." I went into her bathroom thinking I should probably just flush it or something so she doesn't keep it. I was really weirded out so I didn't know what to do. When I turn the lights on in the bathroom I'm fucking horrified at what I see. My fingers and my whole dick area is covered in blood. She was on her period and she didn't even tell me. When I confront her about it she goes, "oh yeah I probably should have mentioned that I'm really sorry." Ended up sleeping over there after things cooled down and hung out with her for most of the next day but things were so awkward. I was planning on staying a second night but while she was in the shower I grabbed my shit and yelled an excuse for leaving and made my escape. Ended up cutting it off a few days later. I feel like I dodged one hell of a bullet.
I met a girl on OKCupid and things were great. I thought it could really be something even after only a few dates. She invites me to stay at her apartment and things were going well. We decide to go to bed and she takes me upstairs by the hand and we get in bed. She turns the TV on and turns it to an epsiode of the American Office. Then she asks if I want to have sex and I'm like yeah of course I want to have sex. So it was pretty dark in the room even with the TV on but there was enough light from the TV that I could mostly see what I was doing. The sex was pretty alright. I couldn't cum after fucking her for like 20 minutes and we just decide to stop. I go to pull the condom off while it was still really dark and throw it in the trash. She freaks out and yells, "NO DON'T THROW IT AWAY WE SHOULD KEEP IT." To which I replied, "what the fuck? no that's fucking disgusting." I went into her bathroom thinking I should probably just flush it or something so she doesn't keep it. I was really weirded out so I didn't know what to do. When I turn the lights on in the bathroom I'm fucking horrified at what I see. My fingers and my whole dick area is covered in blood. She was on her period and she didn't even tell me. When I confront her about it she goes, "oh yeah I probably should have mentioned that I'm really sorry." Ended up sleeping over there after things cooled down and hung out with her for most of the next day but things were so awkward. I was planning on staying a second night but while she was in the shower I grabbed my shit and yelled an excuse for leaving and made my escape. Ended up cutting it off a few days later. I feel like I dodged one hell of a bullet.
ElectricBlanketFire
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The first person I was had this and I just assumed they were all that way.
I was wrong.
sssstententen
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While the keep it part sounds really weird, I really don't get the anti-period sex thing that goes on. I guess if blood makes you squeamish, but its honestly no worse than anal in my mind, and in my experience most women are more sexually active during their periods anyway.
Who knows though you might be right with the bullet part.
Those poor bed sheets.
in a toilet booth in a bar. It was very small and some janitor came in(to the toilet not our booth) to do plumbing or something in the middle of the act. Because I was drunk and young I also managed to unload inside of her...
Sex with girls having their period. To me it smells like animal blood and it makes me nauseous. It's my own fault for willingly doing but I always regret it when my sheets are stained with blood and my penis looks like it's been marinated in ketchup.
The worst one was a woman who I met at a club. Didn't have sex that particular night but we met up a few weeks later at my place to have some fun. Even before the sex she told me that she had issues with not getting very wet down there, so in order to have sex I'd have to lick her a fair bit. So I went down on her to do the business and boy I was disgusted to find out how poor her personal hygiene was from such an intimate distance. She had probably not showered for days because it was so fucking nasty I tremble just trying to remember it. Her vagina smelled and tasted like a mixture of old fish, salt, blood, poop and something chemical.
Anyway, still did it for a good while and when I started choking and just couldn't take it anymore I told her my tongue was tired and that we should try doing it. Turns out she was still dry and while she was probably in some pain she managed to bite me through my lips in two places. The pain was excruciating and blood started pouring out of my mouth. Things were obviously not going very well so we had to stop there and in the end I didn't even get to relieve myself. The biting wounds also gave me enormous aphthous stomatitis on my lips that lasted for a good week if not more.
Sex with girls having their period. To me it smells like animal blood and it makes me nauseous. It's my own fault for willingly doing but I always regret it when my sheets are stained with blood and my penis looks like it's been marinated in ketchup.
The worst one was a woman who I met at a club. Didn't have sex that particular night but we met up a few weeks later at my place to have some fun. Even before the sex she told me that she had issues with not getting very wet down there, so in order to have sex I'd have to lick her a fair bit. So I went down on her to do the business and boy I was disgusted to find out how poor her personal hygiene was from such an intimate distance. She had probably not showered for days because it was so fucking nasty I tremble just trying to remember it. Her vagina smelled and tasted like a mixture of old fish, salt, blood, poop and something chemical.
Anyway, still did it for a good while and when I started choking and just couldn't take it anymore I told her my tongue was tired and that we should try doing it. Turns out she was still dry and while she was probably in some pain she managed to bite me through my lips in two places. The pain was excruciating and blood started pouring out of my mouth. Things were obviously not going very well so we had to stop there and in the end I didn't even get to relieve myself. The biting wounds also gave me enormous aphthous stomatitis on my lips that lasted for a good week if not more.
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