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[chickdigger802]

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That way you're sure to have a hot girl too.

Hot hookers aren't cheap

 

[GungHo]

Dude, endless spam is your best outcome with this.

 

[rjc571]

Like I said, the only info she has about me is my age and my hotmail address (which isn't descriptive of me), so I should be in the clear.

I'm not going to message her again, but in the interest of keeping this thread alive I might try sending my roommate out to the meeting place instead when he gets back. Good idea?

 

[TommyT]

Dude, endless spam is your best outcome with this.

Google handles CL spam very well.

Like I said, the only info she has about me is my age and my hotmail address (which isn't descriptive of me), so I should be in the clear.

I'm not going to message her again, but in the interest of keeping this thread alive I might try sending my roommate out to the meeting place instead when he gets back. Good idea?

Well, hotmail has terrible spam filters. That said, Google yourself. Use your full email address, and then use the address without "@hotmail.com" and see what comes up. Hope you've never used that email or username for anything important...

You'd be surprised how many people do this and it leads to all kinds of information because they used the same or similar username to register on a forum.

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Take pictures OP. I want to see how they scam you.

 

[frontovik]

Say goodbye to your roommate

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Like I said, the only info she has about me is my age and my hotmail address (which isn't descriptive of me), so I should be in the clear.

I'm not going to message her again, but in the interest of keeping this thread alive I might try sending my roommate out to the meeting place instead when he gets back. Good idea?

What a nice guy you are...

 

[Dabanton]

CL is now pretty much the place for M4M the rest though is all spam. A few years back it was good and yes you did get some actual sane,people up for some fun. Now it's a mix of men pretending to be women who want to collect dick pictures, she males,escorts and spambots.

As others have said you're better off joining POF or OK Cupid.

I'm surprised that no one has stepped into an area that CL no longer services unless you're a gay male.

 

[MThanded]

Like I said, the only info she has about me is my age and my hotmail address (which isn't descriptive of me), so I should be in the clear.

I'm not going to message her again, but in the interest of keeping this thread alive I might try sending my roommate out to the meeting place instead when he gets back. Good idea?

You should go so you can tell us what happens.

 

[Wynnebeck]

Still this is worse than going to okcupid.

What's bad about OKCupid?

 

[DUFFMCWALIN]

Like I said, the only info she has about me is my age and my hotmail address (which isn't descriptive of me), so I should be in the clear.

I'm not going to message her again, but in the interest of keeping this thread alive I might try sending my roommate out to the meeting place instead when he gets back. Good idea?

Fucking GREAT idea. Do it.

 

[JackEtc]

Oh this is gonna be good.

 

[Cow Mengde]

Whatever you do, please post updates.

Can't update if he's dead.

 

[rjc571]

Oh dang. I missed the part where it says "she was too scared to give out her phone #" I thought he had an address or something to meet her.

Okay, op. It's a scam. Never mind

She did mention a specific meeting place.

What a nice guy you are...

To be fair, my roommate is kind of a douche.

 

[Hari Seldon]

Like I said, the only info she has about me is my age and my hotmail address (which isn't descriptive of me), so I should be in the clear.

I'm not going to message her again, but in the interest of keeping this thread alive I might try sending my roommate out to the meeting place instead when he gets back. Good idea?

If it is a public meeting place then nothing will happen to your roomate. Plus, this is in the interest of keeping us entertained so I say go for it.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Jesus dude just pay for a hooker if you're that desperate.

 

[paully]

You're pretty lame, OP.

The rule for something like this is to jerk off and then make a decision.

 

[Brofield]

Like I said, the only info she has about me is my age and my hotmail address (which isn't descriptive of me), so I should be in the clear.

I'm not going to message her again, but in the interest of keeping this thread alive I might try sending my roommate out to the meeting place instead when he gets back. Good idea?

Do one of those things where you give your roommate a wire so you can whisper things in his ear to repeat what you say while you hide in the bushes, and a hobo interrupts you looking for change and your friend ends up repeating what you say, leading to awkward situations and at the end they share a kiss while the credits roll.

This also helps if this supposed girl is Sandra Bullock and your roommate is Matthew Perry.

 

[agrajag]

Just call an escort dude.

 

[rjc571]

Google handles CL spam very well.




Well, hotmail has terrible spam filters. That said, Google yourself. Use your full email address, and then use the address without "@hotmail.com" and see what comes up. Hope you've never used that email or username for anything important...

You'd be surprised how many people do this and it leads to all kinds of information because they used the same or similar username to register on a forum.

I mostly use it for videogame forums and shit. ...And my (rarely used) eBay account. Fuck.

 

[Yeah_its_Bob]

go to backpages and pay someone done deal you get laid.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

This is why prostitution needs to be legal.

 

[Herpes Reasons]

OP's going to wake up in a cheap motel bathroom and realize he's missing an organ.

 

[catmincer]

Like I said, the only info she has about me is my age and my hotmail address (which isn't descriptive of me), so I should be in the clear.

I'm not going to message her again, but in the interest of keeping this thread alive I might try sending my roommate out to the meeting place instead when he gets back. Good idea?

Make sure this is not your facebook email address. You can search for people using their email address on facebook.

 

[Shabadoo69]

okCupid or Plenty of Fish. There are so many chick on there that are just looking to hook up. And a lot of the chicks who say they aren't really are and are just lying to not sound slutty. You will have to do a little work but not much.

 

[Dark Octave]

Can't update if he's dead.

You don't die just from losing one kidney.

 

[SlipperySlope]

There was a time in my life where I was looking for a hookup. Was oddly difficult to do online. 100% of them seemed to be bots. Who falls for that crap?

 

[Clockwork5]

Go get yourself an asian massage and get that happy ending. Safer and you get a massage too.

 

[dokish]

What is this from?

The video was deleted from Youtube, but its from a korean variety show called "Dream Team", when the K-Pop group 'Crayon Pop' were invited as guests.

This is the original gif:

What exactly happens:

 

[MilesWebber]

CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy “MACK”. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a “bear”, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top… I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.

Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.

So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.

 

[MatthewB92]

What's bad about OKCupid?

Always just seemed to be a one night stand site to me. My cousin used it thinking she would find true love and all that happen is she got knocked up and the father is a moron. It might not be terrible I don't normally read okcupid stories so I'm just basing my opinion on like 3 or 4 cases of it based on people I know in real life.

 

[Cow Mengde]

You don't die just from losing one kidney.

You know penis theft is on the rise, right?

 

[Snkfanatic]

Really? I am baffled that you let it get to the point where you would think "Hey let me make a thread on GAF and see what they think"

Come on man.

 

[Dark Octave]

You know penis theft is on the rise, right?

OMG this man could lose his life.

OP don't do it!

 

[rjc571]

Make sure this is not your facebook email address. You can search for people using their email address on facebook.

It is, but my facebook account is a fake name and doesn't have any info about me. Deactivated the account just to be safe.

 

[MThanded]

CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy “MACK”. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a “bear”, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top… I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.

Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.

So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.

 

[Psycho_Mantis]

If you want to get laid got to a club or bar or party (if your in uni).
If you don't want to socialise then have a wank.

Its not worth the risk .

 

[rjc571]

Fucking hell, it looks like she can find out my first name and last initial if she googles hard enough. Well, it's been nice know y'all.

 

[TommyT]

Fucking hell, it looks like she can find out my first name and last initial if she googles hard enough. Well, it's been nice know y'all.

Are you even sure it's actually showing your email? CL has a new 'feature' that you never actually see a real email anymore. It always routes through CL and you just see an address from CL. You're probably fine. So unless one of the emails she asked you to reply to a different email (instead of just hitting reply) then you're fine.

 

[JackEtc]

CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy “MACK”. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a “bear”, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top… I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.

Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.

So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Not sure if it's an ad or that he's being serious.

 

[sfedai0]

I make some stupid decisions in my life, but reading threads like these reminds me that Im doing alright.

 

[rjc571]

Are you even sure it's actually showing your email? CL has a new 'feature' that you never actually see a real email anymore. It always routes through CL and you just see an address from CL. You're probably fine. So unless one of the emails she asked you to reply to a different email (instead of just hitting reply) then you're fine.

Yeah, she gave me her email address in her reply so I sent my email asking for her pic directly to her. So I fully expect to be dead in the next 24 hours.

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy “MACK”. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a “bear”, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top… I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.

Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.

So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.

 

[stn]

What did you use to reverse image search?

 

[TommyT]

Yeah, she gave me her email address in her reply so I sent my email asking for her pic directly to her. So I fully expect to be dead in the next 24 hours.

Yeah you're boned. Only hope now is to do the same to her so that you can have equal leverage for the impending face to face.

 

[Trin]

The video was deleted from Youtube, but its from a korean variety show called "Dream Team", when the K-Pop group 'Crayon Pop' were invited as guests.

This is the original gif:

What exactly happens:

Amazing.

thanks for explaining

 

[bud]

CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy “MACK”. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a “bear”, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top… I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.

Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.

So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.

wait... how could you be balls deep in him when he was the top?

 

[oxrock]

CL is lame. Do you have a smartphone? When I found out my phone could find me sex, naturally i wanted in. I met him on that Growlr app. It's like a gay GPS system. You set your location, set your filters like daddies, silverdaddies, leather daddies (my favorite) and then Poof! (Pun intended) there's a list of guys you can fuck in your area. This is the fucking future! I set up a profile with a tasteful portrait I took with the front camera in my phone that I ran through a dozen editing apps on my phone because you know, you want to look good for all the other guys looking fir sex in their phone in the middle of the day on a tuesday. I instantly get a message from this guy “MACK”. He looked like Tom sellick and bill Goldberg rolled into one. we start to chat and decide to meet. Now this app is cool but the location tracking is a little off. For instance it said MACK was 4.6 miles from me when in reality it was more 11. The door opens and I see a more that slightly aged and expanded version of MACK from online. We get to talking. He's a “bear”, drives an 18 wheeler (meaning one of those kias powered by 18 hamsters on wheels) and works construction in the side (set decorator for the community theater). He leads me through the house to the bedroom. The usual bachelor pad. Tammy Fay commemorative plates lining the the hallway, cat smell, Caribbean mardi gras themed bathroom. He had a, and I'm serious, a very masculine four poster bed with billowing fabric. It actually turns out that one part of his profile was true. He was a total top… I laid down, he threw a condom on ME and he hopped on top. Ill tell you - I was balls deep in him so fast that growlr app probably said we were negative 8 inches away from each other.

Hey, have you ever gone to a motel that is a little fancier and they have a pool and jacuzzi setup? You know how the water isn't quite hot enough to feel good and it's kind of slimy? That's exactly how my dick felt at that moment.

So thank you technology for letting me know finding people to have sex with on the middle of a weekday is a bad idea.

I honestly have no idea what to say about this, I'm just flabbergasted. It's just so noteworthy that I had to quote.

wait... how could you be balls deep in him when he was the top?

I was wondering the same thing. I'm not gay and I don't particularly enjoy visualizing those things though so I just decided to leave it.

 

[Jimothy]

wait... how could you be balls deep in him when he was the top?

A question that's plagued mankind for centuries.