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[Star-Lord]

I had an egg on an English muffin. Does that count as a sandwich?

I mean, it’s a muffin. You said so yourself.

You disappoint me, Maiden.

 

[Ionian]

Sounds as though you need a sandwich.

Damn right I do!

Might just get a sandwich though. Easier, bread bacon eggs and cheese.

And then squirm.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You disappoint me, Maiden.

Dad, is that you?

 

[Star-Lord]

Dad, is that you?

Well, that depends.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Star-Lord]

You kinky son of a bitch.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[T8SC]

I followed that Kayleigh McEnany on Twitter cos she looks like a dirty slut, but she posts so much fucking shite I might have to actually remove her.

 

[Star-Lord]

Didn’t they already do The Last Airbender? It sucked from what I remember.

 

[Ionian]

I followed that Kayleigh McEnany on Twitter cos she looks like a dirty slut, but she posts so much fucking shite I might have to actually remove her.

Brunettes, always brunettes. Red-heads second.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Brunettes, always brunettes. Red-heads second.

1. Redhead 2. Brunette 3. Blonde 4. Gray 5. Anything else

 

[T8SC]

Brunettes, always brunettes. Red-heads second.

But Blonde is Latin for Slut.

 

[Ionian]

1. Redhead 2. Brunette 3. Blonde 4. Gray 5. Anything else

4, you just hit that ex-mod. What even was her name? Nobody remembers you. (The mod).

 

[Ionian]

But Blonde is Latin for Slut.

What can I say, was with a latin girl with black-hair. Ahead of my time.

The blonde chick never washed. Had to go to the toilet and vomit.

 

[T8SC]

The blonde chick never washed. Had to go to the toilet and vomit.

Maybe she was into that.

 

[Ionian]

Maybe she was into that.

She couldn't understand why I wanked in the toilet to finish off. Seemed depressed.

Last blonde ever. Apart from high-class prostitutes.

 

[T8SC]

She couldn't understand why I wanked in the toilet to finish off. Seemed depressed.

Last blonde ever. Apart from high-class prostitutes.

 

[haxan7]

I followed that Kayleigh McEnany on Twitter cos she looks like a dirty slut, but she posts so much fucking shite I might have to actually remove her.

 

[T8SC]

 

[Ionian]

Woke up starving, went to the late-night kebab-shop.

Watched a girl vomit into her own food. Then I got charged after losing my appetite.

Told her mates who immediately left after she got sick to make sure she was ok. Dude was in a Tux.Must be graduation time. Scumbags to leave her.

100% was Trinity college.

 

[Star-Lord]

Woke up starving, went to the late-night kebab-shop.

Watched a girl vomit into her own food. Then I got charged after losing my appetite.

Told her mates who immediately left after she got sick to make sure she was ok. Dude was in a Tux.Must be graduation time. Scumbags to leave her.

100% was Trinity college.

I think that’s standard for British student life everywhere these days. Makes me sick that they can treat their friends like that.

 

[Ionian]

I think that’s standard for British student life everywhere these days. Makes me sick that they can treat their friends like that.

Common here too, thought she was laughing until the bile came out, I was just waiting for a kebab.

Oh I let the stupid fucks that left her know. Shameful of them.

 

[nush]

Makes me sick that they can treat their friends like that.

Always look after your bros on a night out, people did it for me and I still pay it forward now given the opportunity when someone else isn't going to step in. Having to make sure my big lush, swearing and slurring colleague in her trashy fur coat got to her room safely while propping her up while walking though a Vegas casino and having to endure the "Whoa there buddy, you've got a wild one there!" type comments of shame was the price I had to pay.

Manning up isn't always easy.

 

[Ionian]

Always look after your bros on a night out, people did it for me and I still pay it forward now given the opportunity when someone else isn't going to step in. Having to make sure my big lush, swearing and slurring colleague in her trashy fur coat got to her room safely while propping her up while walking though a Vegas casino and having to endure the "Whoa there buddy, you've got a wild one there!" type comments of shame was the price I had to pay.

Manning up isn't always easy.

Have done the same. Trinity college here (same as the UK) is the most expensive college you can go to. They've had A listers play graduation parties and they all get shit-faced.

Was in it several times, The Book of Kells is there. Mate I know who ended up a professor, I tried to rob a PC. Had locks on them. Got a fire extinguiser instead.

Blasted a cyclist and some girls heading out for the night. Scumbag thing to do. Getting that out of the place though under my jacket, past security. I'm not proud of that. Was blatantly obvious as the thing was a full canister. Again not proud of doing it. But yeah, I am.

Then again that same professor robbed a massive guitar book from Tower Records for my birthday. Told him there was no security tag as a joke. Alarm never went off, I said nothing but was stunned. Jimi Hendrix - Axis of Love.

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[DragoonKain]

1. Redhead 2. Brunette 3. Blonde 4. Gray 5. Anything else

I prefer blue hair. Because you know they're going to be sane and have it together.

 

[Star-Lord]

I prefer blue hair. Because you know they're going to be sane and have it together.

And I hear they gotta go fast.

 

[BadBurger]

I decided to name my new MMO character Richard Packer. Not really in honor of Dick, per say, but because I'm gonna pack it.

 

[Star-Lord]

I decided to name my new MMO character Richard Packer. Not really in honor of Dick, per say, but because I'm gonna pack it.

I’d just throw it off a cliff repeatedly.

Wishful thinking and all that.

 

[Richard Packer]

I decided to name my new MMO character Richard Packer. Not really in honor of Dick, per say, but because I'm gonna pack it.

Give him the biggest cock you can find.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

I've been a naughty boy, it would appear.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

what did you do horny bisc-y?

 

[T8SC]

I've been a naughty boy, it would appear.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

what did you do horny bisc-y?

Made a throwaway joke about some users here. It's all good.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

What's everyone doing for a buzz today? Work is very slow. I demand to be entertained by my MetaGAF friends.

 

[Thaedolus]

 

[Ionian]

Had another kebab last night from a place that continually gives me food poisoning. Only place open though.

Was intersting using the toilet after waking up, must have the fastest digestive system in the galaxy.

It burned. My own damn fault anyway.

 

[T8SC]

Had another kebab last night from a place that continually gives me food poisoning. Only place open though.

Was intersting using the toilet after waking up, must have the fastest digestive system in the galaxy.

It burned. My own damn fault anyway.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Haven't popped on GAF since Halloween, hope everybody is doing well.

 

[Thaedolus]

Do we need to break out a StruggleGAF thread for our UK bros?

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Well I think ForAcademicPurposes has found the perfect high quality GIF for one of our great regulars S Star-Lord

 

[Star-Lord]

Do we need to break out a StruggleGAF thread for our UK bros?

We may as well be called the United Struggle.

Well I think ForAcademicPurposes has found the perfect high quality GIF for one of our great regulars S Star-Lord

This is amazing. Thread source?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

We may as well be called the United Struggle.


This is amazing. Thread source?

Looks like one of the Evil Dead movies.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Looks like one of the Evil Dead movies.

Think it's Army of Darkness

 

[Ionian]

Think it's Army of Darkness

I was given tickets to the cinema, picked 'Last Action Hero' over 'Army of Darkness'. What a mistake.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

I was given tickets to the cinema, picked 'Last Action Hero' over 'Army of Darkness'. What a mistake.

What, no way. Last Action Hero is a fantastic movie.

 

[Ionian]

What, no way. Last Action Hero is a fantastic movie.

I wanted Skeletons and shotguns.

 

[haxan7]

hello fellow degenerates

Haven't popped on GAF since Halloween, hope everybody is doing well.

you can pop on me any time you want

 

[Ionian]

hello fellow degenerates

you can pop on me any time you want

You asking for an Alec Baldwin? Brave, yet at the same time arousing.

 

[haxan7]

You asking for an Alec Baldwin? Brave, yet at the same time arousing.