Maiden Voyage
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It is 20% times my salary. I will be getting it no matter what.
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Ionian
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It is 20% times my salary. I will be getting it no matter what.
Nice chunk of change there but your post said you weren't sure about leaving until you get it?
Confusing, such as a man of the tides should be.
Spend it all on a Dolphin. Echo location and very friendly but savage bastards when they want to be. Nimble and whales are too slow.
Thaedolus
Member
Nice chunk of change there but your post said you weren't sure about leaving until you get it?
Confusing, such as a man of the tides should be.
Spend it all on a Dolphin. Echo location and very friendly but savage bastards when they want to be. Nimble and whales are too slow.
I’m going swimming with dolphins with my kid in a few weeks, AMA
OmegaSupreme
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Watch your ass. They can be pretty pervy from what I hear.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I need to have HR confirm the date that secures payment. Payout occurs in April/May but supposedly as long as you make it the entire year, they still payout. Ideally I will quit in Jan and still get the bonus in May. If not then I wait for the funds to be in my account.Nice chunk of change there but your post said you weren't sure about leaving until you get it?
Confusing, such as a man of the tides should be.
Spend it all on a Dolphin. Echo location and very friendly but savage bastards when they want to be. Nimble and whales are too slow.
Maiden Voyage
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Thaedolus
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Ionian
Member
Fuck yes!
They are majestic mammals, had someone visit me and they kept touching them when they came out of water.
Dolphins loved it, but the zoo-keepers. Just no. Ruined the whole thing as he refused despite being told to stop. Motherfucker (my friend). Could containimate and kill them or something and the open pool was very small. Was heartbreaking to see them looking for attention.
Saw them bumping the glass for small kids. Sharks didn't give a fuck. Same tank, had to have been giving them tranquilizers (sharks) in food. And then the rest of viewers are just walking around looking at exhibitions. Main event at the start and I've been to Bronze Age and Steel age exhibits in the national museum.
And here is a skull (bashed up) and here is a coin (ok?) and here is ... oh fuck off where is the history? I paid 10 pounds for this?! We learn it in school. Here's a little bit of Egyptian jewellery. Dunno who the governments dealer was but it was next to nothing. I looked at the placard, wow, can't see shit. A millionith of a ring? Yup it was. Most of the things are re-creactions anyway.
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haxan7
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Ask him about the volume, smell, texture, etc
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Isn't it obvious?
But I couldn’t give a shit.
haxan7
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Thaedolus
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-see mint M&Ms on display.
-think will be good bribing tool
-think mint and chocolate is delicious
-purchase mint M&Ms
-child has been good all morning
-child eats lunch all gone
-offer small amount of mint M&Ms to child as a reward
-accept chewed up slobbery mint M&M in palm of hand because “it doesn’t taste very good.”
-whole bag of mint M&Ms (less one) acquired
-think will be good bribing tool
-think mint and chocolate is delicious
-purchase mint M&Ms
-child has been good all morning
-child eats lunch all gone
-offer small amount of mint M&Ms to child as a reward
-accept chewed up slobbery mint M&M in palm of hand because “it doesn’t taste very good.”
-whole bag of mint M&Ms (less one) acquired
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haxan7
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Thaedolus
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Oh believe me, this was an exception to that rule, likely because I was right there the whole timeat your kid didn't smear it on your couch/carpet/wall.
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
How is it that Pete Davidson keeps getting top-shelf tail? He's not funny and he looks like a pot dealer from the '90s.
haxan7
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He looks like he has a 9 inch dick
Sub_Level
wants to fuck an Asian grill.
He is 6'3", 27 years old, and is obviously fun to be around. Combine that with the fact that he's a millionaire and has a strong jawline, and yeah he can probably get 99% of the available women on the planet.
No its not fair but life rarely is. Comparison is the thief of joy.
SoggyBiscuit
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I’ve only ever shit myself once as an adult, and that was because I was too busy playing a game, farted, and followed through. I carried on playing like a trooper.
haxan7
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You poopsocked it. Way to go man. Few have talked the talk, almost none have walked the walk.
I didn’t know if had a fancypants name, I just called it shutting myself. I felt equal parts pride and shame.
nush
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BigBooper
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BigBooper
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It's almost time to spend spend spend. I don't really need to replace my 50 inch tv with a 75 inch, but sure do want to.when you pick a slightly cheaper new tv to save money then immediately spend the savings on a better hdmi cable to connect ur laptop to it and an impulse buy 4TB external hard drive to back up ur 2TB external hard drives.
Tschumi
Member
i don't need to replace my ps4 pro with a ps5 for years yet but i would if i got a shot at a retail priced unit
Tschumi
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haxan7
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It's time we end this fart shaming culture once and for all. Cancel the fart shamers! farts are to be celebrated
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Tschumi
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my girl is japanese and she presents her farts as if they're the cutest come-hithers in the world and somehow it works (might have something to do with her impeccably shaped and proportioned heinie) and somehow it makes japanese fart porn more understandable
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haxan7
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IbizaPocholo
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BigBooper
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How does a song about dropping a placenta on the floor made it into the top music charts?
I like the 90s era of pop music and it was practically a golden age compared to todays hits, but there were still plenty of weirdo songs to go around. If you don't pay attention to the words, it is catchy and relaxing though...
I like the 90s era of pop music and it was practically a golden age compared to todays hits, but there were still plenty of weirdo songs to go around. If you don't pay attention to the words, it is catchy and relaxing though...
I kinda like it
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haxan7
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Fixed
BigBooper
Member
I'm never going to watch those videos again.
haxan7
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Sorry man
Tschumi
Member
i am soooo frigging triggered by how these guys evidentally sat in a room wondering how to maximise their appeal and one of them said "I KNOW! LET'S GET ZANE (in my mind his name is Zane) TO SING IN ASMR!" EDIT: also slightly triggered by his Scott Stapp impression
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BigBooper
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Stappceptioni am soooo frigging triggered by how these guys evidentally sat in a room wondering how to maximise their appeal and one of them said "I KNOW! LET'S GET ZANE (in my mind his name is Zane) TO SING IN ASMR!" EDIT: also slightly triggered by his Scott Stapp impression
Soodanim
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$100 monster cable?when you pick a slightly cheaper new tv to save money then immediately spend the savings on a better hdmi cable to connect ur laptop to it and an impulse buy 4TB external hard drive to back up ur 2TB external hard drives.
Tschumi
Member
cable was like $50, external drive was about $140, fml
jesus it's like he's subsisted on molasses for the last 20 years
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nush
Member
So just medical grade cable sheathing, NASA developed foil RF shielding and military standard pure copper wiring but no Cartier quality gold plated connectors?
Tschumi
Member
Can confirm no Cartier involved but there's gold SONY ink on it which surely counts for something
NeoIkaruGAF
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What, you think my pun was crap? Not a fan of toilet humour? Do you think poo could do better?
SoggyBiscuit
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MetaGAF today:
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