Maiden Voyage
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It is 20% times my salary. I will be getting it no matter what.I'd take the bonus first if it was me. I have no idea what you do though.
It is 20% times my salary. I will be getting it no matter what.I'd take the bonus first if it was me. I have no idea what you do though.
It is 20% times my salary. I will be getting it no matter what.
Nice chunk of change there but your post said you weren't sure about leaving until you get it?
Confusing, such as a man of the tides should be.
Spend it all on a Dolphin. Echo location and very friendly but savage bastards when they want to be. Nimble and whales are too slow.
Watch your ass. They can be pretty pervy from what I hear.I’m going swimming with dolphins with my kid in a few weeks, AMA
I need to have HR confirm the date that secures payment. Payout occurs in April/May but supposedly as long as you make it the entire year, they still payout. Ideally I will quit in Jan and still get the bonus in May. If not then I wait for the funds to be in my account.Nice chunk of change there but your post said you weren't sure about leaving until you get it?
Confusing, such as a man of the tides should be.
Spend it all on a Dolphin. Echo location and very friendly but savage bastards when they want to be. Nimble and whales are too slow.
I’m going swimming with dolphins with my kid in a few weeks, AMA
Don’t threaten me with…Watch your ass. They can be pretty pervy from what I hear.
Watch before you go.
I’m going swimming with dolphins with my kid in a few weeks, AMA
Ask him about the volume, smell, texture, etcMy friend just informed me he shit himself.
I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that.
Isn't it obvious?My friend just informed me he shit himself.
I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that.
But I couldn’t give a shit.Ask him about the volume, smell, texture, etc
But I couldn’t give a shit.
at your kid didn't smear it on your couch/carpet/wall.-see mint M&Ms on display.
-think will be good bribing tool
-think mint and chocolate is delicious
-purchase mint M&Ms
-child has been good all morning
-child eats lunch all gone
-offer small amount of mint M&Ms to child as a reward
-accept chewed up slobbery mint M&M in palm of hand because “it doesn’t taste very good.”
-whole bag of mint M&Ms (less one) acquired
Oh believe me, this was an exception to that rule, likely because I was right there the whole timeat your kid didn't smear it on your couch/carpet/wall.
He looks like he has a 9 inch dickHow is it that Pete Davidson keeps getting top-shelf tail? He's not funny and he looks like a pot dealer from the '90s.
How is it that Pete Davidson keeps getting top-shelf tail? He's not funny and he looks like a pot dealer from the '90s.
Happens to the best of us...My friend just informed me he shit himself.
I don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that.
I’ve only ever shit myself once as an adult, and that was because I was too busy playing a game, farted, and followed through. I carried on playing like a trooper.Happens to the best of us...
Or so I'm told.
You poopsocked it. Way to go man. Few have talked the talk, almost none have walked the walk.I’ve only ever shit myself once as an adult, and that was because I was too busy playing a game, farted, and followed through. I carried on playing like a trooper.
I didn’t know if had a fancypants name, I just called it shutting myself. I felt equal parts pride and shame.You poopsocked it. Way to go man. Few have talked the talk, almost none have walked the walk.
You poopsocked it. Way to go man. Few have talked the talk, almost none have walked the walk.
It's almost time to spend spend spend. I don't really need to replace my 50 inch tv with a 75 inch, but sure do want to.when you pick a slightly cheaper new tv to save money then immediately spend the savings on a better hdmi cable to connect ur laptop to it and an impulse buy 4TB external hard drive to back up ur 2TB external hard drives.
i don't need to replace my ps4 pro with a ps5 for years yet but i would if i got a shot at a retail priced unitIt's almost time to spend spend spend. I don't really need to replace my 50 inch tv with a 75 inch, but sure do want to.
Bloody crows are back, running off seaguls. Worst I've heard and happens ever damn year, Seaguls wake me in the morning as they nest all around.
Go eat their eggs crows. The battle continues.
It's time we end this fart shaming culture once and for all. Cancel the fart shamers! farts are to be celebrated
my girl is japanese and she presents her farts as if they're the cutest come-hithers in the world and somehow it works (might have something to do with her impeccably shaped and proportioned heinie) and somehow it makes japanese fart porn more understandableIt's time we end this fart shaming culture once and for all. Cancel the fart shamers! farts are to be celebrated
my girl is japanese and she presents her farts as if they're the cutest come-hithers in the world and somehow it works (might have something to do with her impeccably shaped and proportioned heinie) and somehow it makes japanese fart porn more understandable
How does a song about dropping a delicious pregnancy cake on the floor made it into the top music charts?
I like the 90s era of pop music and it was practically a golden age compared to todays hits, but there were still plenty of weirdo songs to go around. If you don't pay attention to the words, it is catchy and relaxing though...
I kinda like it
I'm never going to watch those videos again.Fixed
Sorry manI'm never going to watch those videos again.
How does a song about dropping a placenta on the floor made it into the top music charts?
I like the 90s era of pop music and it was practically a golden age compared to todays hits, but there were still plenty of weirdo songs to go around. If you don't pay attention to the words, it is catchy and relaxing though...
I kinda like it
Stappceptioni am soooo frigging triggered by how these guys evidentally sat in a room wondering how to maximise their appeal and one of them said "I KNOW! LET'S GET ZANE (in my mind his name is Zane) TO SING IN ASMR!" EDIT: also slightly triggered by his Scott Stapp impression
$100 monster cable?when you pick a slightly cheaper new tv to save money then immediately spend the savings on a better hdmi cable to connect ur laptop to it and an impulse buy 4TB external hard drive to back up ur 2TB external hard drives.
cable was like $50, external drive was about $140, fml$100 monster cable?
Stappception
So just medical grade cable sheathing, NASA developed foil RF shielding and military standard pure copper wiring but no Cartier quality gold plated connectors?cable was like $50
Can confirm no Cartier involved but there's gold SONY ink on it which surely counts for somethingSo just medical grade cable sheathing, NASA developed foil RF shielding and military standard pure copper wiring but no Cartier quality gold plated connectors?
But I couldn’t give a shit.
What, you think my pun was crap? Not a fan of toilet humour? Do you think poo could do better?