Aw yiss, almost 7 years over the ~average~ first time and still counting.
I'm at the top of the bell curve. I wonder how many years I have before I plummet down into the wizardry and awkward conversations of the statistical outliers.
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I'm at the top of the bell curve. I wonder how many years I have before I plummet down into the wizardry and awkward conversations of the statistical outliers.
AdventureRacing
Member
The straight pumping number surely has to be without a condom. Kinda makes the numbers worthless without a bit more background.
I've had sex for that long but straight pumping? The impressive thing there isn't your ability not to cum but to be able to pump away for 4 hours straight.
I've had sex for that long but straight pumping? The impressive thing there isn't your ability not to cum but to be able to pump away for 4 hours straight.
The pain in your back makes you last longer.
oneils
Member
F'N TOM CRUISE
Yeah I've had friends ask how long my sessions were and when I told them I can go almost indefinitely they thought I was some kind of Superman. The sad fact of the matter is that the act just isn't as exciting as it used to be, so you can just go on and on since it's less arousing.
I broke up with my GF about six months ago, and a few weeks ago she actually proposed a threesome with one of her friends. I was legitimately worried how long I'd be able to last with a new girl.
I don't see how anyone can really go that long without a break. Not only do you get physically tired from all the motion (and knee/leg strain from certain positions), but it seems like most girls get their nether regions kinda worn out after a while. There's also the psychological angle -- I'd just get bored after that long too.
Troubled Bat
Member
This makes me feel good about myself again.
AuthenticM
Member
Oh, seriously ? I dramatically underestimated what a 12cm circumference was then.
I think in my case it's due to a lack of sensation more than anything, probably not helped by the fact I just use condoms. Getting close before actual sex tends to help, although not always.
lol same
Bro I haven't had sex in 22 years.
ThoughtsOfSpeaking
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crazy_about_denise
Member
Ughhh trolls wherever I look.
Then they should get a better lover.
crazy_about_denise
Member
The truth hurts I know.
Nathan Muir
Member
You forgot to mention the calves. Everyone in GAF has legs like the Rock.
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
24% of people in Northern Ireland own a cock ring.
The fuck is a jiggle ball?
Would have expected this to be the other way around tbh.
Lamel
Banned
Wrong.
The pulsations from the orgasm assist the sperm in moving up the vaginal canal.
Read up on animal behavior and sexual evolution to get a more in depth view.
That myth has been long since disproven.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/mary-roach/orgasm-ted-talk_b_2689995.html
William Masters and Virginia Johnson, the pioneering sex researchers of the '50s and '60s, were upsuck skeptics. They didn't believe orgasm facilitated conception, at least not in humans, and they worried that the belief might be hobbling fertility research. So they set out to prove their case. Six women came into the lab and were outfitted with a cervical cap filled with artificial semen. A radiopaque marker had been added, such that one could document the goo's travels by X-ray. The women were installed in front of the X-ray machine and invited to bring themselves to orgasm. Before and after images showed no evidence of upsuck, and infertility research was freed to move on to a more productive line of inquiry.
Yoshichan
And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might. Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
Fuck me... I'm 23 and I ejaculate within like a minute or two. Like, what kind of sorcery is 10+ minutes of full pumping? Are the guys thinking of video games and other non-attractive shit during sex to last longer or what?
Your sex life is over.
No, don't worry at all. I'm sure it's possible to build and make it work.
Soodanim
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Think about grandma clipping her toenails. You'll last 3 hours, minimum.
Yoshichan
And they made him a Lord of Cinder. Not for virtue, but for might. Such is a lord, I suppose. But here I ask. Do we have a sodding chance?
Thinking about it... I once had a really heated discussion on GAF about Dark Souls, but I had to take a pause from that fight. While having intercourse that same night, the only thing I could think of was that stupid discussion and how wrong that other person was. I couldn't cum that night.
Fuck, NeoGAF is serious business. Straight up.
Fuck, NeoGAF is serious business. Straight up.
Met a girl like that, went out with her for 3 months and then dumped her.
Why you ask? I felt to immature for her..
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Vermillion
Banned
I mean, if you didn't communicate with her on that and you decided to make that your decision alone, then it's kind of a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Cunnilingus.
SapientWolf
Trucker Sexologist
Chocolate. Or vibrators. Or chocolate vibrators. No, that's a terrible idea.
Vermillion
Banned
Which reminds me - I wonder how many women achieve orgasm in female/female sex.
Heh, not one of my smoothest moves no..
Learned from the mistake.
And people, really? Only 6 minutes average? Damn, I need 30 minutes at the least!
solid mike
Member
Bare minimum of the average length. But I'm considerably tall at least in my country. I am now quite depressed.
Is your penis a numb, sandpaper rod?
SquiddyCracker
Banned
Since the pump numbers seem to be confusing people, some clarification:
Done on 500 couples from Netherlands, UK, Spain, Turkey, and the USA.
Males were at least 18 years or older, and had a stable hetereosexual relationship for the last 6 months.
Condom was accounted for, and no significant difference was found between non-condom and condom wearers (same with circumcised individuals).
The IELT median was 5.4 minutes, the complete range being 0.55-44.1 minutes (That's your lowest and highest participant lasting time).
So yeah, it's not at all strange that some gaffers can pump away in the same position for half an hour without stopping or taking breaks, but I do call bullshit on the 4 hour number.
Done on 500 couples from Netherlands, UK, Spain, Turkey, and the USA.
Males were at least 18 years or older, and had a stable hetereosexual relationship for the last 6 months.
Condom was accounted for, and no significant difference was found between non-condom and condom wearers (same with circumcised individuals).
The IELT median was 5.4 minutes, the complete range being 0.55-44.1 minutes (That's your lowest and highest participant lasting time).
So yeah, it's not at all strange that some gaffers can pump away in the same position for half an hour without stopping or taking breaks, but I do call bullshit on the 4 hour number.
crazy monkey
Banned
Below average. Everywhere except girth.
Fun facts to measure your length without picking up a ruler/tape if you for some reason do not dare to do it. It is in no way a perfect, precise way to check your length (you really have to measure it for that) but you could look at these objects and then you get the basic idea if you are small, average or big.
The PS3 controller is exactly 6 inch (Well, pretty much!). If you want to know if you are the upper end of average/big you could use that.
Around the middle of average of that would be some hard drive.
If you want to know if you reach lower end of average/slightly below you could use some Cola soda can.
For girth I do not know but I believe a toilet roll is okay to use but the sizes vary on those things. If you can barely fit it in 5.1 (13 cm) roll then you are on the upper side of average.
Not the most practical or ideal picks to check your measurements but eh.. If you don't dare to measure it then you can use that.
After that you can throw away the stuff never to use again because ewww, your penis might have touched it if you put it next to it! Or let people play with your controller.
Also remember that if you are a bit overweight you should bone press if you decide to measure it proper. Yes it counts and yes you should do it.
Again... This is not precise but it is a decent way to compare without measuring it. Penis shapes are weird so the only way to know for sure is to measure.
The PS3 controller is exactly 6 inch (Well, pretty much!). If you want to know if you are the upper end of average/big you could use that.
Around the middle of average of that would be some hard drive.
If you want to know if you reach lower end of average/slightly below you could use some Cola soda can.
For girth I do not know but I believe a toilet roll is okay to use but the sizes vary on those things. If you can barely fit it in 5.1 (13 cm) roll then you are on the upper side of average.
Not the most practical or ideal picks to check your measurements but eh.. If you don't dare to measure it then you can use that.
After that you can throw away the stuff never to use again because ewww, your penis might have touched it if you put it next to it! Or let people play with your controller.
Also remember that if you are a bit overweight you should bone press if you decide to measure it proper. Yes it counts and yes you should do it.
Again... This is not precise but it is a decent way to compare without measuring it. Penis shapes are weird so the only way to know for sure is to measure.
Winterfang
Banned
You don't count bro, you need to have sex at least once in order to have a dry spell.
Dog food is delicious
Banned
Definitely not my experience.
Oops ... looks like you need to read up more before you start lecturing people on the internet.
http://www.slate.com/articles/health_and_science/medical_examiner/2005/05/the_study_of_o.html
Ehh that's not so bad. I was 21 when I lost mine.
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