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[Peggies]

Next week I will explain the Phantom Load.

Wait, wasn't that a Metal Gear Solid game?

 

[Richard Packer]

Wait, wasn't that a Metal Gear Solid game?

That was The Phantom Pain, you naughty girl.

 

[Peggies]

That was The Phantom Pain, you naughty girl.

Got it

 

[Star-Lord]

Wait, wasn't that a Metal Gear Solid game?

If you’re suffering from phantom loads, you’re most likely not sporting a Metal Gear Solid.

 

[Ionian]

Peggies

You might get a kick out of this if you haven't heard it before.



Mate sent it to me randomly.

 

[Peggies]

If you’re suffering from phantom loads, you’re most likely not sporting a Metal Gear Solid.

 

[Star-Lord]

 

[Rentahamster]

but where does the dude put the wig on? On his penis?

To be honest I can't find a better place for it after 15 years of this shit.

 

[Thaedolus]

I post a grandma meme to cool it off in here and we’re already back to the gay stuff

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I post a grandma meme to cool it off in here and we’re already back to the gay stuff

The only solution is more grannies.

 

[haxan7]

The only solution is more grannies.

I have been thinking about grannies a bit as well.

 

[Peggies]

The only solution is more grannies.

OK, here we go

 

[haxan7]

Richard Packer it's Friday. You know what that means. I'm ready.

 

[Rentahamster]

I post a grandma meme to cool it off in here and we’re already back to the gay stuff

We never left. Grandma was super gay too.

 

[Richard Packer]

Richard Packer it's Friday. You know what that means. I'm ready.

 

[Rentahamster]

Richard Packer it's Friday. You know what that means. I'm ready.

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Barakov]

 

[Thaedolus]

25 hours of walking a week is actually kind of a lot?

 

[ThatGamingDude]

25 hours of walking a week is actually kind of a lot?

Depends on the pay

 

[Maiden Voyage]

What I don't get is how one can still be overweight whilst walking dogs for 20+ hours. I suspect that person was full of shit about the actual number of hours worked per week.

 

[nush]

What I don't get is how one can still be overweight whilst walking dogs for 20+ hours. I suspect that person was full of shit about the actual number of hours worked per week.

You're right, it's actually only ten.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Why didn't any of you inform me that Adriana Chechik streams on Twitch?


The world is a very strange place these days.

 

[Thaedolus]

Can one of you UK GAFfots help me understand how much salt and pepper goes on this? I’m trying this recipe for breakfast

 

[nush]

Can one of you UK GAFfots help me understand how much salt and pepper goes on this? I’m trying this recipe for breakfast

2-3 twists for the grinder is enough for most dishes.

 

[Thaedolus]

2-3 twists for the grinder is enough for most dishes.

I don’t have that app installed, how do you twist?

 

[nush]

I don’t have that app installed, how do you twist?

You know what a salt and pepper grinder are right?

 

[Thaedolus]

You know what a salt and pepper grinder are right?

You know what grinder is right?

 

[nush]

You know what grinder is right?

Dude, if you're at this point, just order from Doordash or wait for your wife to come home.

 

[Thaedolus]

Dude, if you're at this point, just order from Doordash or wait for your wife to come home.

I am not, in fact, at this point.

 

[nush]

I am not, in fact, at this point.

 

[Thaedolus]

Oh you mean mills

 

[nush]

Oh you mean mills

He says asking for UK GAFs advice...

 

[Thaedolus]

He says asking for UK GAFs advice...

I’m very serious about this toast sandwich

 

[BigBooper]

I've seen people make their kids a sugar sandwich before, but never tried a toast sandwich. I would have thought in the UK they'd call it a toast burger. Gotta try it.

 

[Thaedolus]

I've seen people make their kids a sugar sandwich before, but never tried a toast sandwich. I would have thought in the UK they'd call it a toast burger. Gotta try it.

That wouldn’t make sense since there’s no ham

 

[BigBooper]

That wouldn’t make sense since there’s no ham

So, after some research I was wrong. Sliced bread sandwiches are called sandwiches. Sandwiches on a bun are called burgers. That opens up a world of flavor possibilities.

 

[Thaedolus]

So, after some research I was wrong. Sliced bread sandwiches are called sandwiches. Sandwiches on a bun are called burgers. That opens up a world of flavor possibilities.

What’s two wheat thins with cheese whiz in the middle called?

 

[Thaedolus]

 

[Richard Packer]

What’s two wheat thins with cheese whiz in the middle called?

Double penetration.

 

[Thaedolus]

Double penetration.

 

[Star-Lord]

I've seen people make their kids a sugar sandwich before, but never tried a toast sandwich. I would have thought in the UK they'd call it a toast burger. Gotta try it.

My dad used to enjoy cornflake and ketchup sandwiches. And banana and peanut butter sandwiches. And sugar sandwiches. Just sugar, nothing else. It’s no surprise he developed type two diabetes later on in life.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

My dad used to enjoy cornflake and ketchup sandwiches. And banana and peanut butter sandwiches. And sugar sandwiches. Just sugar, nothing else. It’s no surprise he developed type two diabetes later on in life.

Banana and peanut butter sandwiches are mega. Highly rated amongst me, myself and I.

 

[BigBooper]

My dad used to enjoy cornflake and ketchup sandwiches. And banana and peanut butter sandwiches. And sugar sandwiches. Just sugar, nothing else. It’s no surprise he developed type two diabetes later on in life.

Lol cornflake and ketchup. That's on another level.

 

[Peggies]

He says asking for UK GAFs advice...

I’m very serious about this toast sandwich

Good talk guys! Loved it!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

All this food talk and I'm trying to decide if I want to just fast all day or if I want to eat. Toast sandwiches make the scale certainly tip in favor of fasting.

 

[Richard Packer]

All this food talk and I'm trying to decide if I want to just fast all day or if I want to eat. Toast sandwiches make the scale certainly tip in favor of fasting.

You can do it.

Spoiler: motivation

 

[Star-Lord]

Lol cornflake and ketchup. That's on another level.

I kinda wanna try it, but it sounds a bit peak.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I had a weird crossover dream last night. It was star wars/mortal kombat. Weird thing is it kind of worked. Raiden was the obi wan type and shang tsung was obviously the Vader. The setting was pure star wars but it was populated with mk characters. I'm sure some weirdo has already written this fanfic.

 

[haxan7]

You must have a lot of time on your hands today