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Putonahappyface
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Peggies
Gold Member
So, I went to a "strengthen your pelvic floor" course to get back the whole, you know, yoni magic and there was this one woman who had recently given birth and felt the need of telling us about her fecal incontinence. Constantly.
I couldn't help but think of this meme
which made me giggle which earned me some really evil looks of the others including fecal incontinence lady.
Now I'm scared to go again
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I couldn't help but think of this meme
which made me giggle which earned me some really evil looks of the others including fecal incontinence lady.
Now I'm scared to go again
.
German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
Putonahappyface
Member
Make her an apology cake?So, I went to a "strengthen your pelvic floor" course to get back the whole, you know, yoni magic and there was this one woman who had recently given birth and felt the need of telling us about her fecal incontinence. Constantly.
I couldn't help but think of this meme
which made me giggle which earned me some really evil looks of the others including fecal incontinence lady.
Now I'm scared to go again
badblue
Member
Women are weird.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Would you like to see my collection of hamster dungeons, arranged in either alphabetical or sexiness quotient?
badblue
Member
You usually charge for that... what's the catch?
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Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Bro I'm still charging you. No one sees hamster dungeons for free not even my own grandmother.
badblue
Member
Peggies
Gold Member
Richard Packer
Member
So, I went to a "strengthen your pelvic floor" course to get back the whole, you know, yoni magic and there was this one woman who had recently given birth and felt the need of telling us about her fecal incontinence. Constantly.
I couldn't help but think of this meme
which made me giggle which earned me some really evil looks of the others including fecal incontinence lady.
Now I'm scared to go again
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Surely there's a friends and family discount?
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
badblue
Member
Thankfully I narrowly avoided fecal incontinence, so there isn't much to report.
Peggies
Gold Member
ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
Even I'm like that when I argue it lol, but man when you look at something well coded it can get you rock hard dude
Everyone has a fetish, don't hate
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
<html>
<header>
<center>
<h1>Welcome to coder's paradise</h1>
<img src="underconstruction.gif">
<header>
<center>
<h1>Welcome to coder's paradise</h1>
<img src="underconstruction.gif">
#include <iostream>
#include <vector>
class HTMLElement {
public:
virtual ~HTMLElement() {}
virtual std::string render() const = 0;
};
class HTMLTag : public HTMLElement {
private:
std::string tag;
std::vector<HTMLElement*> children;
public:
HTMLTag(const std::string& tag) : tag(tag) {}
void addChild(HTMLElement* child) {
children.push_back(child);
}
std::string render() const override {
std::string result = "<" + tag + ">";
for (const auto& child : children) {
result += child->render();
}
result += "</" + tag + ">";
return result;
}
};
class HTMLText : public HTMLElement {
private:
std::string content;
public:
HTMLText(const std::string& content) : content(content) {}
std::string render() const override {
return content;
}
};
int main() {
HTMLTag html("html");
HTMLTag header("header");
HTMLTag center("center");
HTMLTag h1("h1");
HTMLText text("Welcome to coder's paradise");
HTMLTag img("img");
img.addChild(new HTMLText(""));
img.render();
h1.addChild(&text);
center.addChild(&h1);
center.addChild(&img);
header.addChild(¢er);
html.addChild(&header);
std::cout << html.render() << std::endl;
// Cleanup
delete img.getChild();
delete center.getChild();
delete h1.getChild();
delete header.getChild();
delete html.getChild();
return 0;
}
ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
This entire warez channel just all started talking in German because one of my usernames
Shit is off the chain this weekend lol
Shit is off the chain this weekend lol
ThatStupidLion
Member
Did the bst thread disappear? I cant find it anymore
German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
What?
OmegaSupreme
advanced basic bitch
bst? Is that a Korean pop singer?
ThatStupidLion
Member
Omfg. Im such a fckin idiot. I brain farted my way into this… gonna brain fart my way out…..
Richard Packer
Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
You can try the name "Mike Hawk".
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Mike Hawksitchy will also suffice.
Thaedolus
Member
Try FrontHolePole
German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Richard Packer
Member
Did you go to the back room? I've been told that's where the magic happens.
…the wife was confused why I’d want to stop and see if it was run by a sassy Austrian that throws coffee mugs at patrons….
Thaedolus
Member
Richard Packer
Member
Thaedolus
Member
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Fake
Member
And now we have A.I. This movie was ahead of his time.
Because I’m Neogaffin’.
German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
With 1500 more incoming, I guess this thread will start to become more lively.
haxan7
Volunteered as Tribute
no it won't
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
If the purpose of the thread is to discuss bans, isn’t it a good thing it’s slow?
The only interesting one to me was daveonezero but honestly who wants to go to a website about video games and discuss human trafficking:
Internet activism/posturing is the dumbest concept created in our digital age.
The only interesting one to me was daveonezero but honestly who wants to go to a website about video games and discuss human trafficking:
Internet activism/posturing is the dumbest concept created in our digital age.
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Richard Packer
Member
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
That's a consequence of virtue signaling being rewarded greatly in our digital age. I'm not sure what can be done about that, aside from posting feet pics on Only Furries. I think that helps.
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