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Sky News are reporting that a gang of Monkeys have stolen Covid-19 samples
GobbledeeGoo
Member
This is a joke, right?
HurtPotato
Neo Member
Just read about this. Thought it was an out of season April Fools joke at first lol
GobbledeeGoo
Member
Are you ready for a planet of the.... APES?!
-Arcadia-
Banned
It’s not actually that unusual for monkeys to run up to people and snatch things from them. For a country that I presume has more of them, the odds of something like this happening increase by quite a bit.
GobbledeeGoo
Member
Just wish there was a news source I recognized.
Nankatsu
Gold Member
EverydayBeast
thinks Halo Infinite is a new graphical benchmark
Before COVID monkeys it was Ebola bats
HellforLeather
Member
Um, Mr, Monkey, can we please have our samples back?
Jesus Carbomb
From Water into Guinness
Whitesnake
be like “dis dat shit I’m talking bout.”
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
RIP all of us
triplestation
Member
well the good news is that the samples were retrieved back from the monkeys, according to the article
diffusionx
Gold Member
SUPERPOWER BY 2020
triplestation
Member
thequestion
Member
So, Planet of the Apes was non-fiction?
BlackOlivesMatter
Banned
Monkey's do not give a fuck
manfestival
Member
I wonder what Joe Rogan thinks about this.
Dr.Guru of Peru
played the long game
Most north americans/europeans who have little experience would be surprised how sophisticated monkeys can be when they harass humans.
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TheSadRanger
Banned
GODDAMNIT JAMES FRANCO.
triplestation
Member
HellforLeather
Member
Imagine being a person who now needs to submit another test sample because of this?
"Yes, I'm sorry sir but we will need to get you in for another sample"
"Why? What happened to the sample I already gave?"
"Well...do you know how strong monkeys are?"
"Yes, I'm sorry sir but we will need to get you in for another sample"
"Why? What happened to the sample I already gave?"
"Well...do you know how strong monkeys are?"
JareBear: Remastered
Banned
Pagusas
Elden Member
No, the monkey was actually on a leash and getting pulled back and grabbed onto the kid to keep from getting pulled
triplestation
Member
this could very well be true
if this is the case i feel bad for the monkey and hope it could escape it's owners
or what if it has a bond with it's owners
fucking
people gotta be wary of what their pets are capable of
DESTROYA
Member
People quickly forget
‘He's Eating Her! Shoot Him!' Screamed Chimp's Owner
CAUTION: Graphic Content. In a 911 call, the chimp’s owner tells police to “shoot him, shoot him” while the animal was brutally mauling her friend.
www.nbcconnecticut.com
triplestation
Member
yea i've seen that, and that's a chimpanzeePeople quickly forget
‘He's Eating Her! Shoot Him!' Screamed Chimp's Owner
CAUTION: Graphic Content. In a 911 call, the chimp’s owner tells police to “shoot him, shoot him” while the animal was brutally mauling her friend.
anyone stupid enough to own a chimpanzee almost deserves the consequence
you ever take the cheese off a pizza, that's what it's like for a chimp to take someone's face off
TheSadRanger
Banned
People quickly forget
‘He's Eating Her! Shoot Him!' Screamed Chimp's Owner
CAUTION: Graphic Content. In a 911 call, the chimp’s owner tells police to “shoot him, shoot him” while the animal was brutally mauling her friend.
I remember this, didn't the chimp rip open the car door of the police cruiser when it was locked? The officer had to unload his entire clip on the chimp.
MiyazakiHatesKojima
Banned
/thread.
Fret Runner
Member
Quick, put on the Earth channel. Shit's going down!
the monkeys stole some virus samples from some fucking dude on his lunch break.
Now the monkeys are mocking him from atop a tree as he shakes his fist in anger.
the monkeys stole some virus samples from some fucking dude on his lunch break.
Now the monkeys are mocking him from atop a tree as he shakes his fist in anger.
Lionel Richie
Member
This totally should have been told me via a codec call.
SometimeLaterToday
Member
Holy shit. I feel for those in charge of retrieving those vials. Those things'll totally rip your dick off.
I'm sure Bruce Willis'd get a chuckle out of this if he'd be capable to remember that one movie he's done half a lifetime ago.
That said, the show based off of it's definitely worth checking out, at the very least, and I'd be remiss if I didn't plug it every chance I get.
I'm sure Bruce Willis'd get a chuckle out of this if he'd be capable to remember that one movie he's done half a lifetime ago.
That said, the show based off of it's definitely worth checking out, at the very least, and I'd be remiss if I didn't plug it every chance I get.
Fret Runner
Member
LordKasual
Banned
The gods / simulation GMs / Great Ones are just fucking toying with us at this point
Slings and Arrows
Banned
Karl Pilkington redeemed again.
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