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[Mexen]

What kind of members (personality, posting habits, meme/in-house jokes partiality etc) do you think actors would be?
What names would they use? Avatars? Who'd get tagged and what would it say?


I always imagine Paul Rudd being mildly sarcastic (perhaps banned a few times) with an avatar of himself featuring a Smokey Dave-esque grin on his face. He'd go by RuddyMan60Nine and his tag would be "The Shape of d****"

Keanu Reeves' name would be TheNeo, tag would be "uh...yeah." His demeanour? A pretty cool dude, rarely posts but when he does, echoes sensible posts by simply saying "yeah" or quotes silly comments by simply saying "uh". On second thought, his name would be Mr. Anderson and his tag would be "@RealTheNeo"

Have at it, GAF! What say you?

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I can't sleep. Just got my results from last semester (I passed) and I got a call from a company offering me a job. I'm nervous and I apologise for this thread.

 

[Aselith]

No

 

[enzo_gt]

Why don't we ask Michael Cera?

 

[Aske]

No

Randy Quaid! As I live and breathe. Knew you were lurking.

 

[The Lone Courier]

Like I would ever let GAF know I'm famous.

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

I'm Vin Diesel

 

[ElTorro]

I am Shia LaBeouf, and this is all my next happening.

 

[Aske]

I'm Vin Diesel

Nice try. Exactly what I'd expect Adrian Brody to say.

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

Pretty sure Idras Elba has multiple accounts

 

[Enter the Dragon Punch]

Nice try. Exactly what I'd expect Adrian Brody to say.

FUCK

Pretty sure Idras Elba has multiple accounts

Idris Elba? A man that handsome, great, fantastic, and charasmatic on NeoGAF? Let alone with multiple accounts! Why would I do that?

 

[strafer]

I'm not who you think I am.

 

[Subtle]

I feel like Terry Crews would type in all caps all the time

 

[Draerf]

Oh my god I would totally like totally be so excited if like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt posted on NeoGAF how excited would you be if they actually read your posts? Oh my god that would make my MONTH.

 

[CarpeDeezNutz]

This is the perfect thread for someone actually famous to announce they are on gaf and have no one believe them hahaha.

 

[xxracerxx]

I feel like Terry Crews would type in all caps all the time

Types with pencils taped to his nipples and moves them by flexing his pecs.

 

[smurfx]

i swear i'm not alizee.

 

[onadesertedisland]

Types with pencils taped to his nipples and moves them by flexing his pecs.

That is so metal.

 

[Wag]

I'm John Travolta.

All hail Lord Xenu!

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Despite popular belief, I am not Chris Evans.

 

[Frozenprince]

I'm sure Hunter Pence has one.

But he's not an actor.

 

[Miracle]

Ronda Rousey has an account here. Her Gaf name is not even subtle at all.

http://m.neogaf.com/member.php?u=500143

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I imagine she would be a troll in every Floyd Mayweather thread.

 

[v1lla21]

I'm sure Hunter Pence has one.

But he's not an actor.

Pence with a GAF account? Lol that'd be great.

I'm actually Bob Saget.

 

[ElTorro]

This is the perfect thread for someone actually famous to announce they are on gaf and have no one believe them hahaha.

Yeah, that's totally my strategy.

 

[Mexen]

GAF never disappoints. Some of these comments. LMAO

This is the perfect thread for someone actually famous to announce they are on gaf and have no one believe them hahaha.

I almost went with "Famous People" in my title (to broaden things) but I didn't want Don Mattrick to feel like I was being passive aggressive.

 

[smurfx]

Ronda Rousey has an account here. Her Gaf name is not even subtle at all.

http://m.neogaf.com/member.php?u=500143

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I imagine she would be a troll in every Floyd Mayweather thread.

i think there was some user who did the same thing with zelda williams.

 

[UberLevi]

Gonna bookmark this thread and come back when I'm famous.

 

[Arkos]

Samuel L Jackson would make a thread claiming to be Samuel L Jackson and get banned by bish

 

[xxracerxx]

i think there was some user who did the same thing with zelda williams.

Aisha Tyler up to no good.

 

[Jarate]

I'm that guy that was in that one movie

 

[X05]

This is the perfect thread for someone actually famous to announce they are on gaf and have no one believe them hahaha.

CarpeDeezNutz

 

[DD]

Hi GAF!

 

[Mexen]

Samuel L Jackson would make a thread claiming to be Samuel L Jackson and get banned by bish

So meta. LOL I actually see this happening.

 

[Timeaisis]

Guess who I am.

 

[ElTorro]

Wonder if Banderas posts here.

 

[Dennis]

As you may all have guessed, I am in fact Dennis.

Yes, it was me, Dennis, all along!

 

[John Kowalski]

I'll give you a hint.

My name begins with a J.

 

[EMT0]

Like I would ever let GAF know I'm famous.

Seriously. Never do it celebrities.

 

[Rapscallion]

I'm the ghost of Brendan Fraser's career.

 

[Mexen]

Hi GAF!

Are you going to do another Terminator movie, Arnold?

 

[smurfx]

As you may all have guessed, I am in fact Dennis.

Yes, it was me, Dennis, all along!

i always think it's that not smokeydave guy.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I'm Richard Greico.

 

[Miracle]

i think there was some user who did the same thing with zelda williams.

You're right. http://m.neogaf.com/member.php?u=493042

In fact, the account was banned so hard that he/she even got a tag to note he/she was banned.

For future references mods, if you guys ever ban me (please don't!), do it by also putting a tag on me. At least I could go out with style if it ever happens.

 

[WedgeX]

Why don't we ask Michael Cera?

Positive that he posts here.

 

[rjinaz]

IMO actors are the least interesting people that are famous. Let's get some great minds in here like authors, renown scientists, astronauts, politicians and the like. I'll even take a singer over an actor.

 

[Oersted]

IMO actors are the least interesting people that are famous. Let's get some great minds in here like authors, renown scientists, astronauts, politicians and the like. I'll even take a singer over an actor.

Hey man, that hurts

 

[L33T]

Kevin James's name would be Paul Blart Mall Cop and he would be insta-modded to protect the forums of NeoGaf in 'Paul Blart Mall Cop 3'.

also i am an actor i played one of the 3 wise men in my primary school's play years back

 

[cyba89]

IMO actors are the least interesting people that are famous. Let's get some great minds in here like authors, renown scientists, astronauts, politicians and the like. I'll even take a singer over an actor.

Do they have GAF on the ISS?

 

[Mexen]

IMO actors are the least interesting people that are famous. Let's get some great minds in here like authors, renown scientists, astronauts, politicians and the like. I'll even take a singer over an actor.

Maybe a mod could replace "Actors" with "Famous People" in the title... ( ._.)

 

[EdibleExplosives]

Well, aren't we really all actors? We wear these masks to disguise our true selves from the harsh, unforgiving eyes of society.

Only on NeoGAF(Believe) can we truly be naked and writhe together in pure, honest, pleasure.

 

[LaNaranja]

I'm Vin Diesel

https://youtu.be/cluHT8fF29s?t=5m15s