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[BigBooper]

It's true.

 

[Richard Packer]

I was triple penetrated in my youth.

That's quite an achievement.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

So I did the tourist thing and a couple of ‘aloha’ shirts. I’ve been missing out These things are hella comfy.

 

[nush]

I have three sofas, I deep cleaned the one I use ready for Christmas. One is specifically for the dog, the other she can use because I don't sit there. But now she only wants to chill out on the one that I spent time cleaning, dogging it up even though she had no interest in it before.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

What's good friends. Hope everyone is well.

I played Warhammer 40K with a friend last night and I am not sure whether I've ascended to God of the Nerds.

I didn't see my midlife crisis panning out playing with plastic figures.

 

[Rentahamster]

I don’t discriminate—I welcome wangs of all proportions. A cornucopia of cocks, if you will. A plethora of penises. All are viable.

I bet nush had interacted with a lot of Wangs in his day.

 

[Rentahamster]

So I did the tourist thing and a couple of ‘aloha’ shirts. I’ve been missing out These things are hella comfy.

You're missing a verb. In my head, I'm just going to fill it in with whatever I want.

"So I did the tourist thing and sounded a couple of 'aloha shirts'"

Aww yeah.

 

[Thaedolus]

You know, I’ve been sleeping much more soundly since the road outside my house was turned into an icy mud pit. I had to snow blow a path through a foot of snow yesterday which took about an hour at 5AM, but the lack of vehicles flooring it up our hill has kept it nice and quiet…I kinda like it

 

[haxan7]

I'm wearing these sexy black undies that have this kinda little pocket thing in the front that serves as the part that opens for your weiner when you pee.

I just had a split second of panic when i reached in to grab my penis to pull it out to pee and didn't immediately feel it. Apparently the top half got tucked up inside the little pocket somehow without me knowing.

You never know how important your penis is until you're worried you lost it.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Lightweight.

 

[ParaSeoul]

I'm wearing these sexy black undies

 

[Thaedolus]

I'm wearing these sexy black undies that have this kinda little pocket thing in the front that serves as the part that opens for your weiner when you pee.

I just had a split second of panic when i reached in to grab my penis to pull it out to pee and didn't immediately feel it. Apparently the top half got tucked up inside the little pocket somehow without me knowing.

You never know how important your penis is until you're worried you lost it.

I started mountain biking in college, and I was going with these hardcore guys…way skinnier and in better shape than me…took me on shit I wasn’t ready for. Anyway, once they took me on my favorite trail of all time, at least the downhill part. The climb up felt like a marathon of sheer exertion, where I just sat my taint on that hard seat for at last an hour without a break. Finally we got to the top, I got off my bike and everything was numb…I couldn’t feel my dick at all. I had to pull my shorts forward and reach in there to make sure it was still attached, and since it was numb it felt like fondling someone else’s flaccid cock.

Anyway my mom only asked me if I was gay that one time

 

[haxan7]

I started mountain biking in college, and I was going with these hardcore guys…way skinnier and in better shape than me…took me on shit I wasn’t ready for. Anyway, once they took me on my favorite trail of all time, at least the downhill part. The climb up felt like a marathon of sheer exertion, where I just sat my taint on that hard seat for at last an hour without a break. Finally we got to the top, I got off my bike and everything was numb…I couldn’t feel my dick at all. I had to pull my shorts forward and reach in there to make sure it was still attached, and since it was numb it felt like fondling someone else’s flaccid cock.

Anyway my mom only asked me if I was gay that one time

i think that’s why all the old guys in my area eventually switch to recumbent bikes. Gotta keep all those dick nerves healthy

 

[Lady Redfield]

Funny how this thread started out discussing bans and the OP ended up getting one. Lulz.

Anyway, to comment on the above bike comment....at least you guys can rest your dick and balls on the seat. My vagina feels like it's open season every damn time I ride a bike, and it's not even an old, soggy pile of bologna yet.

 

[Rentahamster]

I started mountain biking in college, and I was going with these hardcore guys…way skinnier and in better shape than me…took me on shit I wasn’t ready for. Anyway, once they took me on my favorite trail of all time, at least the downhill part. The climb up felt like a marathon of sheer exertion, where I just sat my taint on that hard seat for at last an hour without a break. Finally we got to the top, I got off my bike and everything was numb…I couldn’t feel my dick at all. I had to pull my shorts forward and reach in there to make sure it was still attached, and since it was numb it felt like fondling someone else’s flaccid cock.

Anyway my mom only asked me if I was gay that one time

Well what do you think your mom was going to do after she saw those hardcore biker dudes massage the bloodflow back into your numb cock 'n taint?

 

[Thaedolus]

Well what do you think your mom was going to do after she saw those hardcore biker dudes massage the bloodflow back into your numb cock 'n taint?

Join in?

 

[Rentahamster]

Join in?

Damn, do we have the same mom???

 

[haxan7]

 

[Thaedolus]

Damn, do we have the same mom???

 

[Tschumi]

It's not endemic, but people do pop up every now and again and allude to being insiders/having insider info, and it's typically complete bullshit.

Where's our vetted professional vfx veteran at?

 

[haxan7]

we had a little vagina talk and then it had to go back immediately to jerking off dicks. really guys

 

[Rentahamster]

we had a little vagina talk and then it had to go back immediately to jerking off dicks. really guys

I'm a creature of habit, what can I say

 

[ParaSeoul]

we had a little vagina talk and then it had to go back immediately to jerking off dicks. really guys

I'm guessing most people here have more personal experience with the latter than the former

 

[haxan7]

I'm guessing most people here have more personal experience with the latter than the former

The ladder and the what now

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You're missing a verb. In my head, I'm just going to fill it in with whatever I want.

"So I did the tourist thing and sounded a couple of 'aloha shirts'"

Aww yeah.

I accidentally a whole bottle of coke.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Did the road to Hana today. It was a great drive but the locals really hate tourists. I would recommend skipping most of the drive unfortunately. You can get 80% of the experience before getting to areas where the behavior gets sketchy.

 

[Peggies]

Today when I woke up my fingers looked like sausages. I actually have really nice slim lady like hands but now they look like this. Go, get help!

 

[Star-Lord]

My vagina feels like it's open season every damn time I ride a bike, and it's not even an old, soggy pile of bologna yet.

If ever there was one sentence that would put me off vagina for the rest of my life, this would be it.

 

[Thaedolus]

we had a little vagina talk and then it had to go back immediately to jerking off dicks. really guys

Would you rather an old saggy pile of bologna or a numb flaccid sausage? No the verb isn’t missing.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Would you rather an old saggy pile of bologna or a numb flaccid sausage? No the verb isn’t missing.

Combine the two and baby, you got a

horrible unsexy mess

 

[RoyalLaFlame]

Funny how this thread started out discussing bans and the OP ended up getting one. Lulz.

Anyway, to comment on the above bike comment....at least you guys can rest your dick and balls on the seat. My vagina feels like it's open season every damn time I ride a bike, and it's not even an old, soggy pile of bologna yet.

Hmmmm I think I like dick now.

 

[Tschumi]

horrible unsexy mess

Since when were we describing [brain whirs picking a target] Mia Khalifa [*safe*]

 

[Kev Kev]

Funny how this thread started out discussing bans and the OP ended up getting one. Lulz.

Anyway, to comment on the above bike comment....at least you guys can rest your dick and balls on the seat. My vagina feels like it's open season every damn time I ride a bike, and it's not even an old, soggy pile of bologna yet.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Since when were we describing [brain whirs picking a target] Mia Khalifa [*safe*]

No Tschumi, no no no.

 

[Richard Packer]

Today when I woke up my fingers looked like sausages. I actually have really nice slim lady like hands but now they look like this. Go, get help!

What do the ankles look like?

 

[Tschumi]

No Tschumi, no no no.

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[Peggies]

What do the ankles look like?

Thank god, still slim and beautiful.

 

[Richard Packer]

Thank god, still slim and beautiful.

Sorry. I am busy at the moment.

 

[Thaedolus]

Thank god, still slim and beautiful.

 

[Peggies]

Since when were we describing [brain whirs picking a target] Mia Khalifa [*safe*]

Just googled her. Why? She is pretty, no?

 

[Kev Kev]

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Best GAF page in a while

 

[Star-Lord]

Just googled her. Why? She is pretty, no?

I had to Google her too, and I’m still Googling her now. For research purposes, obviously.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

I had to Google her too, and I’m still Googling her now. For research purposes, obviously.

We finally found the thing to break you.

 

[Tschumi]

Just googled her. Why? She is pretty, no?

I'd give her eight spurts out of a currywurst

 

[Star-Lord]

We finally found the thing to break you.

I’m just as shocked as you are.

 

[Thaedolus]

I’m just as shocked as you are.

Wait until you try the shocker

 

[Sub_Level]

Christmas bonus check: cleared
Work week: done
N word: said

Yeah I'm thinking its gamer time.