Journeywalker
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Oh, didn’t realize you weren’t American. I’d just hope that if it were a GAF member that was struck by one of these tragedies, you wouldn’t be so dismissive.
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Oh, didn’t realize you weren’t American. I’d just hope that if it were a GAF member that was struck by one of these tragedies, you wouldn’t be so dismissive.
nush
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Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
The sad truth is no even knows how to talk to others anymore. Sensitivity on both sides is dialed up and it makes any discussion quickly move to insults instead of substance.
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Journeywalker
Member
Your timing was impeccable, Maiden.
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
Peggies
Gold Member
nush
Gold Member
Oooh nush you're Scottisch?
(Sorry, must be the hormones)
That would be the reverse of calling you European.
Peggies
Gold Member
Sean Connery would be disappointed in you.
nush
Gold Member
Peggies
Gold Member
Mel Gibson died for you. You should feel ashamed. Tststs...
With the life I've lived he'd be giving me a high five.
haxan7
Banned
Zeroing
Banned
Zeroing
Banned
So when does the show comes to netflix?
ahtlas7
Member
I’m optioning. Basically, the studios fear they can’t afford the massive budget due to my frequent embezzlements. I’m working on assuring them they will make the return.
ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
My experience with school shootings was in high school
These two dudes held up a drug dealer in the parking lot over then ran over into ours and were running around our area before getting caught
Turns out it was a BB gun
Full lockdown etc
Just made out with my girl friend the entire time
Good stuff
These two dudes held up a drug dealer in the parking lot over then ran over into ours and were running around our area before getting caught
Turns out it was a BB gun
Full lockdown etc
Just made out with my girl friend the entire time
Good stuff
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
It's Friday and the liquor store closed early for some reason. I don't think I have enough rum to last me through tonight's session of Forbidden West NG+. Just devastated. I don't know how I going to make it through but I am going to try. Please keep me in your prayers.
haxan7
Banned
Squirting the rum up ur butt makes it last way longer just sayin
ThatGamingDude
I am a virgin
Zeroing
Banned
Yes it is proven scientifically that you get drunk faster and with lower amounts of alchool. But you do not wanna do that very often. Your bussy might develop a drinking problem.
haxan7
Banned
My pleasure hole is exit only
Zeroing
Banned
Sure Jan
Zeroing
Banned
I think you’re more a top!!!
Btw have you finally got laid?
DragoonKain
Neighbours from Hell
New neighbor drama, but this time I have nothing to do with it. My neighbor who replaced Orange Shirt is a trailer trash douche, but he doesn't annoy me as 1/100th the amount Orange Shirt did so I really haven't given a shit about hearing him curse out his girlfriend every other day in front of the whole neighborhood. "YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH, I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU STUPID BITCH" it's like my street's own personal Depp and Heard trial.
Today a big spat broke out between him and the other tenants who live in the building. These two Hispanic women who live in the building and they have two kids. Not sure if they're a couple or they're related, doesn't matter. They have kids running around playing all day. I'm gaming and I hear the new neighbor outside "Jesus Fucking Christ enough is e-fucking-nough with those damn kids running all over the place!" the two Hispanic women start yelling back, they weren't yelling in English so I had no idea what they were saying. He responds back "SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm tired of coming home with those kids running around with their fucking ding dongs hanging out!" They start yelling back again not in English. He storms off "PUT CLOTHES ON YOUR FUCKING KIDS"
After I took a few minutes to process it, I just started cracking up about how ridiculous the whole nature of that spat was about and couldn't stop laughing. This street is bananas.
Today a big spat broke out between him and the other tenants who live in the building. These two Hispanic women who live in the building and they have two kids. Not sure if they're a couple or they're related, doesn't matter. They have kids running around playing all day. I'm gaming and I hear the new neighbor outside "Jesus Fucking Christ enough is e-fucking-nough with those damn kids running all over the place!" the two Hispanic women start yelling back, they weren't yelling in English so I had no idea what they were saying. He responds back "SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! I'm tired of coming home with those kids running around with their fucking ding dongs hanging out!" They start yelling back again not in English. He storms off "PUT CLOTHES ON YOUR FUCKING KIDS"
After I took a few minutes to process it, I just started cracking up about how ridiculous the whole nature of that spat was about and couldn't stop laughing. This street is bananas.
nush
Gold Member
Pikey neighbors are the best free entertainment, just as long as they stay off your lawn.
Ionian
Member
Ah jaysus the pikeys, had plenty of dealings with them myself.
Had one as a kid ring the door-bell and asked my Mother to cook a chicken. My Ma said no so she said she would tell my Da she was fucking a soldier in the local barracks. Scared the living fuck out of young me. (main barracks is just down the road).
She never turned up again.
Then as a bicycle courier years later had to cross a site for deliveries.
They didn't bother me but Christ the mess around the site. Was a literal waste-site. All things pulled from skips. Just scrap.
Tell ye one thing though, made friends with one (had no idea). They had my back for whatever reason. Let's just say it paid off when I was targeted by other scum. Had my place broken into by locals. They rann up to me in fear apologizing.
Never took a penny off me but the black market was lucrative. (I obviously avoided that, hated it) way too dangerous and half the time I couldn't understand them. I by no means endorse doing so, too much stress. Was young and dumb.
Possession is 9 tenths of the law, i'm sure you know that's what the use when moving. I'm still waiting for my tarmac drive.
nush
Gold Member
We're fully prepared to export some to you.
BadBurger
Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
Let's do it. I am fully ready for roving bands of gypsies or whatever they're called. Edit: Roma? Sorry. we in the US don't know much about them
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nush
Gold Member
Get those romantic gypsy and Roma ideas out of your head, pikeys are a different breed altogether. Redneck trailer trash, but mobile and Irish, they can descend on your nice little town at any time and fuck it up leaving a trail of trash and missing roadsigns in their wake.
Sidney Prescott
Member
Wow, came online to find I'd been gifted with Gold.
Thank you for making my weekend whoever that was!
Hope Meta GAF is well!
Thank you for making my weekend whoever that was!
Hope Meta GAF is well!
haxan7
Banned
Nope
Zeroing
Banned
What’s the straight version of Grindr?
haxan7
Banned
I have a date set later from bumble. Girls don’t really hook up from that app in my experience tho. Not that I really want to
Thaedolus
Gold Member
Speaking of chasing pussy, I saw a weird looking kitty stalking something out my front window…watched it for a bit, finally saw there was a group of quails it was moving toward. They scampered off when the cat got close, then it headed up my driveway and toward my front door. I was thinking…alright little kitten let’s see what’s up…I opened my door and it ran off.
In conclusion, I still can’t get pussy. just give up fellas.
In conclusion, I still can’t get pussy. just give up fellas.
nush
Gold Member
doubt.jpg
haxan7
Banned
I've already spilled my precious seed for enough undeserving hoes. I can't let another drop go to waste.
Zeroing
Banned
I do not think you are joking.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
Same. My real name is Pegme.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
After all these years, I feel like you need to move to like, Vermont or something.
Zeroing
Banned
No way….
Sup friend ! F. Yeah!!! Been working out looking at the mirror, feeling my gains, yesterday and today been on the beach with my Grindr on, checking those asses!Sup you fucking pussies. Been lifting weights? Its summer time. Stop being a fat fuck and get out there and pull some bitches.
Living the dream
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
They deserved it.
Rentahamster
Rodent Whores
bronk
Banned
Sounds like you're zeroing in on them cheekums. Get it!
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