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[Wishmaster92]

Trolling miiverse

But that wasn't trolling though.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=558712

 

[Vibranium]

Unfortunately it would overshadow anything on the Wii U. It would essentially be giving us what we waited so long for- an ambitious bigass sprawling 3D Mario.

I know, if Nintendo had already done that with the Wii U already then maybe a 3D Mario on the 3DS would be more likely. Still hoping though.

 

[The Librarian]

I'll be tuning in.

I expect Cranky. Lots of Cranky. And I'll be happy with that.

 

[Goldenmoney]

I hope they announce some heavy hitters for the Wii U virtual console. Where are those game boy advance games???

 

[Steve Youngblood]

I'll be tuning in.

I expect Cranky. Lots of Cranky. And I'll be happy with that.

 

[Linkhero1]

I would love TvC 2 but there's no way Capcom's going to ever work on something like that again.

 

[Toxi]

I don't get it...

The protagonist of the Metroid series is Samus, but the person who is the butt of the joke does not realize that, emphasizing that he is not familiar with the Metroid series. Anyone who has played a Metroid game knows that Samus doesn't crawl in the Power Suit, she uses the Morph Ball upgrade. However, the new player sadly does not realize this and is futilely attempting to get Samus to crawl. This ignorance is supposed to be funny.

 

[The Librarian]

I highly approve of your avatar. I, for one, look forward to the Year of Cranky.

 

[cyberheater]

So what's the chance that there's going to be any recognition by Nintendo during the Direct that WiiU might be slightly behind the projected sales figures? And what they intend to do about it.

 

[civilstrife]

All I really want is wii u karaoke to get a north american date.

You're the only person here who will be satisfied.

 

[Gormless Noodle]

But that wasn't trolling though.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=558712

I had seen the Y can't Metroid crawl one, but holy shit. That's amazing, simply Breathtaking.

 

[GooeyHeat]

Here's my elevator pitch, GAF:

EXCITE WAVE, from Monster Games, for WiiU:

The spiritual successor to Wave Race AND Excite Truck, with Innespace Seabreachers as the watercraft (used like the Kawasaki license in WR64). Weave in and out of buoys, negotiate rollicking wave physics, and dive in and out of the sea. Stick landings parallel to the waves for a turbo boost, and hit trigger points to transform the seascape in real-time, conjuring up whirlpools and waterfalls and landmasses that split the waterways in two. There are also numerous ways to accrue points, so winning is not simply about placing first. Of course, there is also a "Classic" mode that eschews the Excite trappings for simple, straight-forward, buoy-based racing. Online and in HD on the WiiU, the title also supports Off-TV Play and Miiverse. The game distinguishes itself from other racers on the market with its unique focus on wave-based racing, diving underwater and catching major air.

.

 

[WiiredShawn]

Yes.

I'm ready.

* freezes body until tomorrow *

 

[evilromero]

So what's the chance that there's going to be any recognition by Nintendo during the Direct that WiiU might be slightly behind the projected sales figures? And what they intend to do about it.

lol

 

[KHlover]

So what's the chance that there's going to be any recognition by Nintendo during the Direct that WiiU might be slightly behind the projected sales figures? And what they intend to do about it.

Literally zero. That kind of stuff belongs into an investors meeting and will never be mentioned to customers upfront.

 

[Isotope]

So what's the chance that there's going to be any recognition by Nintendo during the Direct that WiiU might be slightly behind the projected sales figures? And what they intend to do about it.

A 0 % chance that will happen.

 

[Glass Rebel]

Probably Super Princess Peach or Mario Spikers. Or some other Mario-related game. At least those sell kinda decently.

Eh, I can see them getting something that's been featured in Smash Bros.

Not F-Zero, Metroid or Star Fox though.

 

[casmith07]

I hope they announce a new 2D Platformer for the Wii U.

lol...

 

[Aquamarine]

This is amazing.

 

[KAP151]

So what's the chance that there's going to be any recognition by Nintendo during the Direct that WiiU might be slightly behind the projected sales figures? And what they intend to do about it.

Somewhere between none and fuck all Im guessing.

It will be another Direct full of missed opportunities and crushed dreams - the usual.

 

[Megidolaon]

All I really want is wii u karaoke to get a north american date.

Heck yeah! I think Karaoke games are way more fun than all the dance games that are all the rage.

 

[Steve Youngblood]

It will be another Direct full of missed opportunities and crushed dreams - the usual.

I just want my ambassador games.

 

[evilromero]

I just want my ambassador games.

Me too. And by that I mean N64 VC games. All over me.

 

[anaron]

Lmao

I'm so happy people have seen the show for the gif goldmine that it is

 

[digoutyoursoul]

So what's the chance that there's going to be any recognition by Nintendo during the Direct that WiiU might be slightly behind the projected sales figures? And what they intend to do about it.

Zero

 

[Anth0ny]

this will get some use

 

[TheCongressman1]

But that wasn't trolling though.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=558712

I just realized something cool a new Metroid Prime could do.

In past Prime games scanning was important, well with miiverse, players could imbed their own messages into objects, and have other players scan and read it.

 

[bequietdrive]

I would like to imagine a surprise announcement of The World Ends With U 2. You could use the Game Pad and everything. But Nomura probably won't touch that series til he's done with XV and KH3.

...So in, like, 2031...

Ah, this would be one of the best things ever. It won't happen though

 

[The12thGripper]

Only problem with this: Monster is apparently too small for a retail title

 

[Nibel]

So what's the chance that there's going to be any recognition by Nintendo during the Direct that WiiU might be slightly behind the projected sales figures? And what they intend to do about it.

This is a video-stream directed at Nintendo fans, not a presentation for sales analysts, so 0

 

[TunaLover]

The protagonist of the Metroid series is Samus, but the person who is the butt of the joke does not realize that, emphasizing that he is not familiar with the Metroid series. Anyone who has played a Metroid game knows that Samus doesn't crawl in the Power Suit, she uses the Morph Ball upgrade. However, the new player sadly does not realize this and is futilely attempting to get Samus to crawl. This ignorance is supposed to be funny.

Yeah, now I get it, kinda slow on my part, didn't know you used "y" to refering to "why", wasn't sure if the guy asking was joking or asking for real help.

 

[Glass Rebel]

He said for Wii U...

 

[CrimsonCommie]

If there isn't an announcement of a Little Nemo HD or 3D remake I'm selling my Wii U and 3DS!

 

[EatChildren]

In a perfect world, Monster would give us Excite Truck 2 for Wii U.

 

[The12thGripper]

He said for Wii U...

"Only problem with this: Monster is apparently too small for a retail title"

Please point to where 'Wii U' is.

 

[cyberheater]

Okay. So zero then. Thanks guys.

 

[jerd]

What's the over/under on "Please understand"s in this direct? Because I've got my money on 3.

 

[Glass Rebel]

"Only problem with this: Monster is apparently too small for a retail title"

Please point to where 'Wii U' is.

In Neiteio's post.

 

[Kimawolf]

The protagonist of the Metroid series is Samus, but the person who is the butt of the joke does not realize that, emphasizing that he is not familiar with the Metroid series. Anyone who has played a Metroid game knows that Samus doesn't crawl in the Power Suit, she uses the Morph Ball upgrade. However, the new player sadly does not realize this and is futilely attempting to get Samus to crawl. This ignorance is supposed to be funny.

Sorry but it was funny ha, poor pauly. Y cant Metroid crawl indeed

 

[comedy bomb]

I wonder if we'll get a mario golf release date or if its a summer title.

 

[amnesiac]

In a perfect world, Monster would give us Excite Truck 2 for Wii U.

That was the first game I ever played on the Wii. Great game...

 

[calc84maniac]

Why did I do this to my avatar...

 

[Lolninjacatz]

I would like to imagine a surprise announcement of The World Ends With U 2. You could use the Game Pad and everything. But Nomura probably won't touch that series til he's done with XV and KH3.

...So in, like, 2031...

All of this Nintendo. Do ittttt

 

[Sakura]

I just woke up to find my shitty club Nintendo elite status gift in the mail, and that there will be a Nintendo direct. It's like Christmas come early!

 

[Mariolee]

My time at NeoGAF has confirmed one thing:

Law of NeoGAF: A game or announcement thread's size is proportional to the amount of disappointment after receiving said game or announcement.

 

[cyberheater]

I would like to see a SM64 HD remake announced. Please do this Nintendo.

 

[MoogleWizard]

- Chrono Break and Skies of Arcadia II developed by Monolith Soft.

- Kid Icarus U with pointer controls.

- Majora's Mask HD Remake.

- Bayonetta, Tingle and Toad in Smash.

- Super Princess Peach Galaxy.

- 3rd person Metroid U.

- Wii U price drop and 10 ambassador GC & N64 games for early adopters.

This is all I want. Please don't disappoint me, Nintendo.

 

[DragonSworne]

Monster should work on Ravenblade.

 

[EatChildren]

I would like to see a SM64 HD remake announced. Please do this Nintendo.

Please don't.

 

[Son Of D]

I hope they announce a new 2D Platformer for the Wii U.

What if it's a 3D Platformer? I actually wouldn't mind a 3D Platformer, not many of those these days and 3D World's given me a craving for new 3D Platformers.