You have to think of Sysyphus as being happy, as Camus said.
Purple diarrhoea guaranteed or your money back! You gotta have the runs, like Sonic!
I want to shit blue.Purple diarrhoea guaranteed or your money back! You gotta have the runs, like Sonic!
Now, that's priceless jewelry.
Is that something that in front of your toilet? If so, it would mean the owner of this piece sits down to piss? Actually it all makes sense
Son, when youre alone and youre the one cleaning the toilet sitting to pee is not a bad choice. Unless youre the type that likes to inhale your pee smells caked in the floor about every three days. And dont tell me It dosent splash or that you clean the floor everytime you drain the snake.Is that something that in front of your toilet? If so, it would mean the owner of this piece sits down to piss? Actually it all makes sense
Going by this websites dongsizes, sitting to pee means your dong will be submergered underwater. At least standing to pee has a better chance of staying above water, but no guarantee, especially by height.Son, when youre alone and youre the one cleaning the toilet sitting to pee is not a bad choice. Unless youre the type that likes to inhale your pee smells caked in the floor about every three days. And dont tell me It dosent splash or that you clean the floor everytime you drain the snake.
And of course, you can't correct his fucking math 'cause, well, he's the fucking Hulk...
Saw this all the goddamn time when I lived in WA state. Literally every single day, blatant weebs all over the road. They're different out there on the west coast man, they fly their freak flag high and clear. There was some idiot who used to pick his daughter up at my kids elementary school with a hoodie on that had blatant hentai titty girl bondage shit on the back in a huge print, and we're around a bunch of 5 to 9 year olds.Passed this car on my way to work. Guy has his anime badge out on display. No shame I just thought it was funny.
I thought to myself I wonder if this guy has an anime body pillow.Saw this all the goddamn time when I lived in WA state. Literally every single day, blatant weebs all over the road. They're different out there on the west coast man, they fly their freak flag high and clear. There was some idiot who used to pick his daughter up at my kids elementary school with a hoodie on that had blatant hentai titty girl bondage shit on the back in a huge print, and we're around a bunch of 5 to 9 year olds.
Thank Goddamn Christ I moved to the east coast where sanity is still in some kind of supply, even if it's still kind of scarce. The sanity market is bone dry on the entire west coast, desert dry man lol.
I would easily take the over on +/- 2.5 body pillowsI thought to myself I wonder if this guy has an anime body pillow.
Not only babies, my best friend's employee was mauled to death by a pitbull five years ago. I knew her well. Fuck dogs.Son, when youre alone and youre the one cleaning the toilet sitting to pee is not a bad choice. Unless youre the type that likes to inhale your pee smells caked in the floor about every three days. And dont tell me It dosent splash or that you clean the floor everytime you drain the snake.
That bat with breasts however, is an abomination.
edit: forgot the haha
Fuck off. Sorry about your buddy's employee, I truly honestly am, that's horrible and I truly wish that shit never happened. That being said, blaming an entire species of animals and assuming they're all shit or dangerous over a few bad examples is completely disingenuous and blatantly ridiculous. The vast majority of people completely and utterly adore their dogs and dogs in general, and they know that dogs add immeasurably to their quality of life and emotional health. Don't blame dogs for being victims of animal cruelty by way of lack of discipline by horrible pet owners.Not only babies, my best friend's employee was mauled to death by a pitbull five years ago. I knew her well. Fuck dogs.
Not only babies, my best friend's employee was mauled to death by a pitbull five years ago. I knew her well. Fuck dogs.
Yeah p_xavier , what are you, a racist? A dog racist? JeezFuck off. Sorry about your buddy's employee, I truly honestly am, that's horrible and I truly wish that shit never happened. That being said, blaming an entire species of animals and assuming they're all shit or dangerous over a few bad examples is completely disingenuous and blatantly ridiculous. The vast majority of people completely and utterly adore their dogs and dogs in general, and they know that dogs add immeasurably to their quality of life and emotional health. Don't blame dogs for being victims of animal cruelty by way of lack of discipline by horrible pet owners.
Fuck off. Sorry about your buddy's employee, I truly honestly am, that's horrible and I truly wish that shit never happened. That being said, blaming an entire species of animals and assuming they're all shit or dangerous over a few bad examples is completely disingenuous and blatantly ridiculous. The vast majority of people completely and utterly adore their dogs and dogs in general, and they know that dogs add immeasurably to their quality of life and emotional health. Don't blame dogs for being victims of animal cruelty by way of lack of discipline by horrible pet owners.
Fuck off. Sorry about your buddy's employee, I truly honestly am, that's horrible and I truly wish that shit never happened. That being said, blaming an entire species of animals and assuming they're all shit or dangerous over a few bad examples is completely disingenuous and blatantly ridiculous. The vast majority of people completely and utterly adore their dogs and dogs in general, and they know that dogs add immeasurably to their quality of life and emotional health. Don't blame dogs for being victims of animal cruelty by way of lack of discipline by horrible pet owners.
I had to go to the website to get the joke.
Yeah, sure you didI had to go to the website to get the joke.