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[liliththepale]

 

[Trouble]

What's up with cell phone guy's pants? This is really bothering me.

 

[FUME5]

I have laughed at every single one of these. I understand they're Perth-based, but man, they're universally, applicably, brilliant.

/stares at Surry Hills

Yeah, he's a funny bastard, post them here because as you said, pretty universal.

 

[bchamba]

 

[SolVanderlyn]

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[Jobbs]

I'm not falling for this

 

[Clydefrog]

I'm not falling for this

oh yea?

 

[Jobbs]

oh yea?

 

[smurfx]

 

[FUME5]

National Environment Protection (Assessment of Site Contamination) Measure 1999

Page 45 - Measure the ambient background (ABC) at an appropriate reference location.

Whew, too hot.

 

[Sun Bather]

 

[Sun Bather]

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Memes are no excuse going through life with a boner.

 

[Sun Bather]

Don't judge me by your own falsified moral standards

 

[Crayons]

"Its river operations include upstream storage reservoirs and locks and dams."

 

[Sun Bather]

"Vaguely impelled by the feeling that as long as they were inspecting the house they were, at least, doing something - keeping up a semblance of consecutive action which, despite the brilliant conversational gifts both possessed, would degenerate into a desperate vacuum of self-conscious loafing with no other resource than affected wit followed by silence"

 

[NysGAF]

"No, he didn't hurt me, just a few bruises on my wrist."

I kid you not, page 45 of Abaddon's Gate.

 

[FUME5]

 

[Sun Bather]

 

[Duress]

No glory hole, no sale.

 

[FUME5]

 

[FUME5]

.

 

[chubigans]

Do not- I repeat- do NOT use instant oatmeal here or anywhere else.

 

[themagicalkitsune]

"(iii) Spec(A) is a T2-space (i.e. every subset consisting of a single point is closed)"

Commutative algebra can explain a lot of things but not love

 

[Trouble]

When the first paramedic arrived on the scene, the first action he took was to call his stockbroker.

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

 

[Orcastar]

They dressed the wound and carted it to the asylum at Sefton, where it beat its head against the walls of a padded cell for sixteen years - until the recent mishap, when it escaped under circumstances that few like to mention.

 

[Melchiah]

 

[Pro from Dover]

Hey! It's Steve Gerber's The Foolkiller!

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[Melchiah]

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[komplanen]

When did I ever say that I was furry?

Furryana Jones

 

[komplanen]

 

[FortuneFaded]

Furryana Jones

Indiana Bones

 

[komplanen]

Soldiers of Oedipus (Live Action Roleplay Group) wishing their mothers a happy Mother's Day.

 

[bchamba]

Indiana Bones

Raiders of the Lost Bark

 

[komplanen]

http://i.imgur.com/MV42hYt.gifv (G.O.O. enjoying a peaceful night out)

 

[komplanen]

Indiana Bones

Raiders of the Lost Bark

 

[G.O.O.]

the joke is getting old. Do you think he bought all this rice just to take this picture ?

What's up with cell phone guy's pants? This is really bothering me.

Forget that, what's up with his face ? Why is he on the phone ? It's a funeral ffs

interestingly, it's an economics book titled "what money can't buy". Which is good otherwise that would be prostitution.

http://i.imgur.com/MV42hYt.gifv (G.O.O. enjoying a peaceful night out)

"fuck that, I'm going to treat myself" - me every 4 minutes

 

[Demy]

You have been visited by acrobatic skelton of aeroplanes.
Good winds and calcium will come to you.
But only if you post 'thank mr sketal' on this page.








With a tiny little brain, for texting and driving. =P

thank mr skelbones

 

[Theecliff]

hi

 

[G_Berry]

Start out with a coffee at fresh café.

 

[G_Berry]

So true

 

[Übermatik]

"SENPAI, CUM IN MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA".

 

[komplanen]

"SENPAI, CUM IN MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA".

You still write a diary?

 

[G.O.O.]

"SENPAI, CUM IN MY ASS AND CALL ME OBAMA".

 

[Melchiah]

"Are you ready?" chanted Boris.

Spoiler

The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers

 

[DD]

Cery assinou a carta com um floreado e então encarou seu trabalho com satisfação.



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