I would probably lick the pixels coming out of Lightning's butt
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.
This is the greatest website of all-time.
oh wow
I'll be representative and try to come up with some male ones:
"I would let him use my tubes as headphones."
"I'd sugarcoat my clit and eat it like a Skittle to sniff his taint"
"I would shit every day for a year and build a mold out of my shit shaped like his penis, freeze it, and use it as a dildo."
Bwahaha!
I'm dying at this one.
For some reason I lost it at 'If I could only touch the hem of your garment.'
Am I still on neogaf?
Exactly what I was thinking. What's going on?
Never frequented the OT forum for very long I see.
lmao
I'm dying at this one.
I'll be representative and try to come up with some male ones:
"I would let him use my tubes as headphones."
"I'd sugarcoat my clit and eat it like a Skittle to sniff his taint"
"I would shit every day for a year and build a mold out of my shit shaped like his penis, freeze it, and use it as a dildo."
For some reason I lost it at 'If I could only touch the hem of your garment.'
I would get into a tub and watch a streaming interview of her, naked while stroking my ju-c cock.
I would make multiple threads on NeoGAF asking how to approach her.
From the depths of the internet...
I would insert barbed wire into my vas deferens, tying the other end of it to an angry, bucking wildebeast while I floated around in an overflowing septic tank for 3 years, just for the chance to murder a podiatrist from your home town, remove his skin, crawl inside his skin and sew it up around me, and wait for the 1 in million chance that you make an appointment with me and I get to inspect your toenails.
(foreskin pulled back)
I think he means she's pretty.What.
I can't even read that shit. Are people that go to or graduated from school the minority on the internet?