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disgusting

 

[cyborg009]

I'm done for tonight

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I loved that this turned into a "Thirstiest Men of Instagram" thread

Nothing will beat "Baby, you can get my paycheck TOMORROW"

 

[Sats]

I'd brush my teeth with his smegma.

 

[mr2xxx]

The king would be proud of this generation.

 

[Dion Blaster]

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.

I would rather hear someone fart over a walkie talkie than in person.

 

[Tornado Condor]

disgusting

Don't tell me you wouldn't

 

[hwalker84]

I'm dying at this one.

I came to post this. Its fantastic!

 

[Skel1ingt0n]

This freaking thread; lmao!

 

[Batigol]

Don't tell me you wouldn't

Fuck, I would

 

[Derwind]

also

 

[neptunes]

The thirst is real

 

[SoilBreak]

I loved that this turned into a "Thirstiest Men of Instagram" thread

Nothing will beat "Baby, you can get my paycheck TOMORROW"

 

[RustyNails]

Quick, someone get this man on MTV. We have the next T-Pain.

 

[Chromax]

Wow. You guys would be making fun of my post in this thread if I had her Facebook....and if I had Facebook.

 

[nullset2]

Eat a stack of pancakes with maple syrup right off her butt.

 

[neoism]

I'm dying at this one.

one of my lungs just busted lol

 

[PFD]

Evertyhing on Thirstiest Men of Instagram (NSFW)

Wow this site is unreal

I don't get thirsty often, but I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a sea food dinner with you over Skype on a dial up Internet connection.

Hahahaha

Edit: beaten, lol

 

[blame space]

jesus has already been killed. a couple times.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

jesus has already been killed. a couple times.

He PMs angels in Heaven, "hay you guys know why I was banned from earth"

 

[NinjaBoiX]

"I'd eat a mile of her shit, just to get a sniff of her arse."

 

[ElbowRocket]

You've probably heard something like this at one point; someone sees a person they find attractive and to illustrate how sexy they find that person, they say they'd do something that's, at best, tangentially related to having sexual contact with them.

So what's the worst of these that you've heard? I had a friend say they'd "breathe an oxygen tank filled with her fart," at the sight of a hot girl. I couldn't co-sign that statement

EDIT: NOOOOOOOO

Thnx for reading my post bro

 

[Spiderduff]

My buddy always says "I'd eat the corn out of her shit".

Edit: Beaten

 

[Screaming Meat]

The best I've ever heard (not sure if anyone else has posted this):

"I would crawl belly down through five miles of broken glass with my flies undone, just to suck the last dick that fucked her."

You're welcome.

 

[Enfinit]

"I'd suck a fart outta that ass."

 

[Thing on a Spring]

"I'd eat her shite with a rusty spoon."

 

[Sol..]

To this day I remember an episode in I love the 90s where Sir Mixalot is talking about the movie Independence Day where this is this scene where Vivica A. Fox is a stripper and she's walking through the changing room. Her ass is looking rediculous and Sir Mixalot says "I'd pay to smell her farts." That shit brings me to tears every time I think about it.

 

[.GqueB.]

"I'd drink her urine to see what she tasted like."

 

[NinjaBoiX]

"I'd drink her urine to see what she tasted like."

I remember when I posted a gif of Hayley Williams a while back, Corky asked who it was, because he wanted to transfuse his blood with her urine.

Nice.

 

[Longshot]

Jesus, lost it.

 

[WorriedCitizen]

This thread has opened my eyes to realise that romanticism isn't dead.

 

[Baraka in the White House]

"I'd suck a fart out of her ass and hold it like a bong hit."

 

[FairyD]

I"m dying here. The over the top responses are killing me.

 

[braves01]

"I'd fuck a bagel made from her vaginal yeast then eat it."

 

[SuperSah]

Fucking love GAF.

 

[DrFunk]

Scrolling through all the longer and more clever entries. This pops up. I lost it.

succinct

 

[red731]

This thread has opened my eyes to realise that romanticism isn't dead.

I love the way you perceive things :lol

 

[Gr1mLock]

This thread made my day

 

[Forkball]

Oh god, this thread and that website are killing me.

 

[methane47]

Wow that website is seriously amazing lol

 

[[KoRp]Jazzman]

My friend always went with "I would eat Cheerios out of her ass".

It went just far enough to still be classy.

 

[teruterubozu]

would

 

[Funky Papa]

Far from my intention to be this thread's white knight, but am I the only one slightly bothered by the outright sexual harassment in some of those captures?

 

[Takamura-San]

I once had a co-workers that made the thirstiest of comments like this.

Smelling farts and PMS was involved in those...

 

[Anoregon]

man i am out of the loop, when did "thirsty" become slang for "finding a person so attractive that you make ridiculous comments"?

 

[Gr1mLock]

I think i just blacked out from laughter

 

[PFD]

Far from my intention to be this thread's white knight, but am I the only one slightly bothered by the outright sexual harassment in some of those captures?

They brought it upon themselves by posting that kind of pictures to the public

 

[lastflowers]

Far from my intention to be this thread's white knight, but am I the only one slightly bothered by the outright sexual harassment in some of those captures?

It's really sad that people make these comments--but that doesn't stop it from being hilarious. Also isn't smart that you are posting revealing photos of yourself on a public forum...

 

[Rocwell]

I'd like to show her my valerian steel

Spoiler

is what that guy would say.

 

[PdotMichael]

Far from my intention to be this thread's white knight, but am I the only one slightly bothered by the outright sexual harassment in some of those captures?

Pretty sure such comments are the reason why the girls are posting such pictures in the first place.

I don't think they are interested in comments about their fashion sense or interior decoration.