I would rather hear someone fart over a walkie talkie than in person.I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie.
disgusting
I'm dying at this one.
Don't tell me you wouldn't
I loved that this turned into a "Thirstiest Men of Instagram" thread
Nothing will beat "Baby, you can get my paycheck TOMORROW"
Quick, someone get this man on MTV. We have the next T-Pain.
I'm dying at this one.
I don't get thirsty often, but I would swim up the Amazon with 45 pound dumbbells tied to my scrotum and Ellen Degeneres' queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a sea food dinner with you over Skype on a dial up Internet connection.
jesus has already been killed. a couple times.
You've probably heard something like this at one point; someone sees a person they find attractive and to illustrate how sexy they find that person, they say they'd do something that's, at best, tangentially related to having sexual contact with them.
So what's the worst of these that you've heard? I had a friend say they'd "breathe an oxygen tank filled with her fart," at the sight of a hot girl. I couldn't co-sign that statement
EDIT: NOOOOOOOO
I remember when I posted a gif of Hayley Williams a while back, Corky asked who it was, because he wanted to transfuse his blood with her urine."I'd drink her urine to see what she tasted like."
Jesus, lost it.
Scrolling through all the longer and more clever entries. This pops up. I lost it.
This thread has opened my eyes to realise that romanticism isn't dead.
Far from my intention to be this thread's white knight, but am I the only one slightly bothered by the outright sexual harassment in some of those captures?
Far from my intention to be this thread's white knight, but am I the only one slightly bothered by the outright sexual harassment in some of those captures?
I'd like to show her my valerian steel
Far from my intention to be this thread's white knight, but am I the only one slightly bothered by the outright sexual harassment in some of those captures?