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Kilau
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Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Cyberpunkd
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Obligatory Gatorade is a scam, drink water.
22:22:22
NO PAIN TRANCE CONTINUE
Maiden Voyage
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Maiden Voyage
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Putonahappyface
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Maiden Voyage
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Dr. Suchong
Member
Reminds me of the first time I went for a pee after a rigid cystoscopy.
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
Nobody_Important
“Aww, it’s so...average,” she said to him in a cold brick of passion
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John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
Spaceman292
Banned
Speak for yourself, if I covered myself in hair removal cream I'd look exactly like that
Facism
Member
Sounds like you've got the making for a successful onlyfans account UwU
Mistake
Member
I don’t know what this is and I’m not googling it either
Dr. Suchong
Member
It's a camera down your dick. It's rigid because it has a grabbing implement of sorts within it, to collect biopsies if needed.
You wake up, feel the burn of a thousand sun's in your ravaged manhood, then you're given copious amounts of water to drink, in order to ascertain you can still pass water OK.
Then you get to pee..
What the NHS doesn't supply is a broom handle to bite down on while you do so.
It's quite the ride.
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
They numb or knock you out for the rigid, do you mean flexible?
Cant say I would want either but getting this old christ knows what joys are yet to come. The most i've had so far is an injection in the spine and a finger up the arse on Christmas eve (Not the present I wanted. Didnt even buy me a drink first)
Dr. Suchong
Member
Knock you out.
That's what I meant by saying "You wake up" sorry.
I had a flexible too, and they "Numbed" me with a gel that burnt like hell.
I bet he/she didn't even call afterwards either eh?
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
He, and hell no. He didnt even wish me a happy christmas
That sounds painful either way bud, I hope nothing bad came of it and you're okay. It's never easy having crap like that done to you then waiting for the results.
Dr. Suchong
Member
LolHe, and hell no. He didnt even wish me a happy christmas
That sounds painful either way bud, I hope nothing bad came of it and you're okay. It's never easy having crap like that done to you then waiting for the results.
All good, but thanks for asking
Maiden Voyage
Gold™ Member
I get the best of both worlds by having to pay to go into work.
Mr Blobby
Member
damn you post the weirdest stuff
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
And that's why we love him/her/it/they/ what/whoa/this/that/whatever
John Marston
GAF's very own treasure goblin
German Hops
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief
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chromhound
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Putonahappyface
Gold Member
01011001
Banned
the dude fucked it up tho. you raise your right arm, not the left one.
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Putonahappyface
Gold Member
01011001
Banned
just noticed the swastika also points to the wrong side...
absolute amateur pfft!
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
01011001
Banned
Du wagst es die Reinheit der Deutschen Spache mit deinen Anglizismen und Deiner minderwertigen Grammatik zu verunglimpfen?
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Darkmakaimura
Can You Imagine What SureAI Is Going To Do With Garfield?
Captain Kirk beamed in the Resetera mods.
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Trunx81
Gold Member
Um Himmlers Willen, jetzt Reichts aber.Du wagst es die Reinheit der Deutschen Spache mit deinen Anglizismen und Deiner minderwertigen Grammatik zu verunglimpfen?
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
I knew it!Du wagst es die Reinheit der Deutschen Spache mit deinen Anglizismen und Deiner minderwertigen Grammatik zu verunglimpfen?
Mods, grab him. Check his nuts, to be sure
Maiden Voyage
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