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Fuz

Fuz

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nightmare-slain

nightmare-slain

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Grildon Tundy said:
I've not been seeing like half of the images posted in this thread for a week or two. No "missing image" icon or anything. Same for you?
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Well i'm just back today. Loads of posts are empty. I'm seeing some images. DeepEnigma DeepEnigma post above looks like this to me:

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I'm using Firefox so maybe it's an issue with that? Because when I post this pages URL into Edge I can see the photos. Both Firefox and Edge have the same extensions (uBlock) and even if I disable that on Firefox I can't see shit.

On mobile (iPhone/Safari) I can't see Imgur posts too.
 
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Grildon Tundy

Grildon Tundy

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nightmare-slain said:
Well i'm just back today. Loads of posts are empty. I'm seeing some images. DeepEnigma DeepEnigma post above looks like this to me:

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I'm using Firefox so maybe it's an issue with that? Because when I post this pages URL into Edge I can see the photos. Both Firefox and Edge have the same extensions (uBlock) and even if I disable that on Firefox I can't see shit.

On mobile (iPhone/Safari) I can't see Imgur posts too.
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Same here, but I'm using Brave browser. Seeing all those laughing emojis with no images got me like:

fomo GIF
 
nightmare-slain

nightmare-slain

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Grildon Tundy said:
Same here, but I'm using Brave browser. Seeing all those laughing emojis with no images got me like:

fomo GIF
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Maybe it's something to do with Imgur ditching NSFW images and getting rid of old content? Maybe they've fucked their servers up or something?

I tried visiting the Imgur page and I get an error

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error"Imgur is temporarily over capacity. Please try again later."
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Spukc

Spukc

always chasing the next thrill
Length of Dicks taken

I was dating this girl some time ago, and the topic of bodycounts came up.
She said hers was 30, so that got me calculating. I like mathematical modeling.

She is 20 years old, so assuming she started fucking at 16, that is 4 years for a total of 30 guys. 4 years = 1460 days. Dividing 1460 by 30 we get, approximately, 48. Taking a conservative estimate and assuming she was fucked once every five days by each guy, it means that on average, each guy fucked her approximately 9 times. We have 9×30=270, so in total she has been fucked around 270 times(=270 sessions), a conservative estimate.

Taking a look at a study from 2005, we find that the average length of a sex session is about 5.4 minutes, we will round that up to 6 minutes for convenience, and also assuming that she has been getting fucked by younger guys who last a little longer.

Assuming a guy thrusts, on average, twice every five seconds (=24 times per minute), we find that the average total number of thrusts taken per session are equal approximately to 24×6=144 thrusts per session, or 144 TpS. So the total number of thrusts taken up until now are equal to = 144×270= 38,880 TiL (Thrusts in Life).

The average length of an erect penis is about 14 cm, so the total length of dick she has been through is equal to 2×14 ×38,880 cm. We multipy by 2 because we count a thrust with an "in" and an "out". We have 2×14×38,880=1.08864 million cms, or, about 10,886.4 meters = 10.88 kms worth of dick.

Upon reaching this conclusion, I promptly got in my car and drove to my college, which coincidentally happens to be about 11km away from my house, and all the way I imagined a continuous line of dicks extending through the streets, toward the college. It was early morning, and after finally reaching the college I felt nauseous. I had driven 11kms, I checked the time, it was 7 AM, I did the math, 11-7=4 the streets, and I immediately knew where she belonged.
 
nightmare-slain

nightmare-slain

Member
Spukc said:
Length of Dicks taken

I was dating this girl some time ago, and the topic of bodycounts came up.
She said hers was 30, so that got me calculating. I like mathematical modeling.

She is 20 years old, so assuming she started fucking at 16, that is 4 years for a total of 30 guys. 4 years = 1460 days. Dividing 1460 by 30 we get, approximately, 48. Taking a conservative estimate and assuming she was fucked once every five days by each guy, it means that on average, each guy fucked her approximately 9 times. We have 9×30=270, so in total she has been fucked around 270 times(=270 sessions), a conservative estimate.

Taking a look at a study from 2005, we find that the average length of a sex session is about 5.4 minutes, we will round that up to 6 minutes for convenience, and also assuming that she has been getting fucked by younger guys who last a little longer.

Assuming a guy thrusts, on average, twice every five seconds (=24 times per minute), we find that the average total number of thrusts taken per session are equal approximately to 24×6=144 thrusts per session, or 144 TpS. So the total number of thrusts taken up until now are equal to = 144×270= 38,880 TiL (Thrusts in Life).

The average length of an erect penis is about 14 cm, so the total length of dick she has been through is equal to 2×14 ×38,880 cm. We multipy by 2 because we count a thrust with an "in" and an "out". We have 2×14×38,880=1.08864 million cms, or, about 10,886.4 meters = 10.88 kms worth of dick.

Upon reaching this conclusion, I promptly got in my car and drove to my college, which coincidentally happens to be about 11km away from my house, and all the way I imagined a continuous line of dicks extending through the streets, toward the college. It was early morning, and after finally reaching the college I felt nauseous. I had driven 11kms, I checked the time, it was 7 AM, I did the math, 11-7=4 the streets, and I immediately knew where she belonged.
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me googling what is 14cm is in Inches

edit: and me going to measure lil ol nightmare-slain
 
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Trogdor1123

Trogdor1123

Member
Spukc said:
Length of Dicks taken

I was dating this girl some time ago, and the topic of bodycounts came up.
She said hers was 30, so that got me calculating. I like mathematical modeling.

She is 20 years old, so assuming she started fucking at 16, that is 4 years for a total of 30 guys. 4 years = 1460 days. Dividing 1460 by 30 we get, approximately, 48. Taking a conservative estimate and assuming she was fucked once every five days by each guy, it means that on average, each guy fucked her approximately 9 times. We have 9×30=270, so in total she has been fucked around 270 times(=270 sessions), a conservative estimate.

Taking a look at a study from 2005, we find that the average length of a sex session is about 5.4 minutes, we will round that up to 6 minutes for convenience, and also assuming that she has been getting fucked by younger guys who last a little longer.

Assuming a guy thrusts, on average, twice every five seconds (=24 times per minute), we find that the average total number of thrusts taken per session are equal approximately to 24×6=144 thrusts per session, or 144 TpS. So the total number of thrusts taken up until now are equal to = 144×270= 38,880 TiL (Thrusts in Life).

The average length of an erect penis is about 14 cm, so the total length of dick she has been through is equal to 2×14 ×38,880 cm. We multipy by 2 because we count a thrust with an "in" and an "out". We have 2×14×38,880=1.08864 million cms, or, about 10,886.4 meters = 10.88 kms worth of dick.

Upon reaching this conclusion, I promptly got in my car and drove to my college, which coincidentally happens to be about 11km away from my house, and all the way I imagined a continuous line of dicks extending through the streets, toward the college. It was early morning, and after finally reaching the college I felt nauseous. I had driven 11kms, I checked the time, it was 7 AM, I did the math, 11-7=4 the streets, and I immediately knew where she belonged.
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I’m know this is a joke but 30… at 20? That’s… gross as fuck. Pun intended
 
Bojji

Bojji

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Trogdor1123 said:
I’m know this is a joke but 30… at 20? That’s… gross as fuck. Pun intended
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For a woman this is quite fucking large number at 20yo. She changed partners very often.

She is on the good way to achieve whore level of sex partners in a few years.
 
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