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[Micerider]

I don't lurk, I stare.

Hello

 

[liliththepale]

I'm a black market Uber points dealer. Come to me if you need Uber points on the down low.

 

[DD]

You have the most komplanen points in the entire thread. Even lilith with her new 100 points doesn't compare to what you have.

I must've forgot to tell you.

Aw, thanks! Komps points are the best points. But you people should stop reposting the same stuff I've posted the same day. I mean, 844 times is enough (yes, I'm counting). ;c

I'm a black market Uber points dealer. Come to me if you need Uber points on the down low.

This means you're paying people just to get rid of this devaluated non-euro shi-I-mean points?

 

[komplanen]

Stuff

Oh that's what you were complaining about. I didn't notice :-3

 

[SJRB]

Hahaha, this is amazing

 

[Frodo]

 

[Übermatik]

What a happy signature.

Thank-you! Have 50 Über Points.

I'm a black market Uber points dealer. Come to me if you need Uber points on the down low.

We've tracked your location and are triangulating on your position as I type. Please lay on the floor with your arms behind your head as a pre-emptive measure. Do NOT flail your arms at the dogs, else they'll bite your eyes off.

 

[liliththepale]

We've tracked your location and are triangulating on your position as I type. Please lay on the floor with your arms behind your head as a pre-emptive measure. Do NOT flail your arms at the dogs, else they'll bite your eyes off.

 

[komplanen]

We've tracked your location and are triangulating on your position as I type. Please lay on the floor with your arms behind your head as a pre-emptive measure. Do NOT flail your arms at the dogs, else they'll bite your eyes off.

Does Lilipoo live in the UK? Because I don't think you can do shit about it if she doesn't ;-)

 

[liliththepale]

Does Lilipoo live in the UK? Because I don't think you can do shit about it if she doesn't ;-)

No, I live here. Come at me.

 

[komplanen]

No, I live here. Come at me.

Isn't Orange County where 99% of the nu-metal bands come from?

 

[Übermatik]

Does Lilipoo live in the UK? Because I don't think you can do shit about it if she doesn't ;-)

WE HAVE ALSO TRACKED YOUR POSITION. PLEASE FLAIL YOUR ARMS AT THE DOGS.

 

[komplanen]

WE HAVE ALSO TRACKED YOUR POSITION. PLEASE FLAIL YOUR ARMS AT THE DOGS.

I live in Finland and we're gonna leave the EU next to can we postpone this for a couple of years?

 

[liliththepale]

Isn't Orange County where 99% of the nu-metal bands come from?

I don't know. Maybe. Korn comes from a city 250km north of Orange County. Deftones' roots are way further north (~690km). California is a huge state, about the same size as Japan or Sweden, and I'm not familiar enough with Nu Metal to be in the know.

 

[Übermatik]

I don't know. Maybe. Korn comes from a city 250km north of Orange County. Deftones' roots are way further north (~690km). California is a huge state, about the same size as Japan or Sweden, and I'm not familiar enough with Nu Metal to be in the know.

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[themagicalkitsune]

I know no one but greek-gaf will get it but this made me burst out laughing in disbelief.

For the non-greek gaijins, this guy's surname translates to "motherfucker" or "douchebag".

To make up for it, here's a regular funny jiff:

 

[DD]

Oh that's what you were complaining about. I didn't notice :-3

No problem. I still love you all.

Spoiler

As a friend.

 

[liliththepale]

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Everything's bigger in Texas. Even Texas.

 

[DD]

No, I live here. Come at me.

Go get 'em, Lilith!

 

[PandaPedinte]

Contest is over

Hello. I actually like most of the animal pics too.

500 Über Points to you because you were the first.

Hello. I lurk this thread only ironically tho.

50 Über Points for trying.

Nah, I'd rather not mate.

150 Über Points for being tsundere

I love watching all the cute animals who post here :-3

200 Über Points

232 Über Points

You are not a lurker.

321 Über Points to you

These are for you.

321 Über Points to you

Hello.

200 Über Points

EHLO

200 Über Points

155 Über Points

321 Über Points to you

Hello. More animal gifs, please.

200 Über Points

150 Über Points for using a Parks and Recreation gif.

'ello.

200 Über Points

I'm a lurker but all of my funny pics are re-posts.

250 Über Points for being sincere

Hello.

And laughing. WIth you. Not at you.

This thread has to be the biggest lurkers magnet on GAF.

250 Über Points

Hi GAF,

It has come to my attention that several posters have promised Über Points in return for thread favours. Be warned that none of these individuals have the right to administer or trade in official Über Points. These individuals may be giving you counterfeit currency in return for your efforts, or real Über Points that will be rejected should you attempt to cash them in with Über Bank.
I urge you to refrain from dealing with these individuals and ask you to report any encounters with fake Über Points dealers from here on.

Thanks,

Übermatik
CEO, Über Bank

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300 Über Points because you may need them in the future.

hello

200 Über Points

What's up.

You're not a lurker.

 

[liliththepale]

Go get 'em, Lilith!

That is not how you convince me to watch anime.

 

[DD]

That is not how you convince me to watch anime.

Nah, anime is for losers. You should watch hentai and yaoi.

 

[AlStrong]

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[ChaChaChaChia]

Shit I just missed the contest! What about panda points? I'd rather have those anyway. 🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼

 

[DD]

Shit I just missed the contest! What about panda points? I'd rather have those anyway. 🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼

Bwahaha, panda points are worth nothing!

 

[liliththepale]

Shit I just missed the contest! What about panda points? I'd rather have those anyway. 🐼🐼🐼🐼🐼

Panda points are going extinct. We need to save them.

Nah, anime is for losers. You should watch hentai and yaoi.

I used to when I was twelve. Now I prefer fucking real people.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

 

[ChaChaChaChia]

Panda points are going extinct. We need to save them.

I used to when I was twelve. Now I prefer fucking real people.

Will this help?

 

[Übermatik]

 

[FUME5]

The only thing you can purchase with Über Points is shame.

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[PandaPedinte]

Will this help?

Every effort helps!

 

[John Kowalski]

pretty funny

 

[smurfx]

 

[bchamba]

Come out and play lurkers

 

[Avixph]

 

[Avixph]

 

[Jaeyden]

Any chance you furry fetish fuck faces can avoid posting pictures of dead people? Twice in this thread so far...

 

[Avixph]

 

[Avixph]

Any chance you furry fetish fuck faces can avoid posting pictures of dead people? Twice in this thread so far...

I'm not a furry and I have never posted a pic of a dead person.

 

[liliththepale]

Any chance you furry fetish fuck faces can avoid posting pictures of dead people? Twice in this thread so far...

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[Übermatik]

Any chance you furry fetish fuck faces can avoid posting pictures of dead people? Twice in this thread so far...

Huh?

*EDIT* Oh...

 

[Avixph]

Okay.

 

[FUME5]

Any chance you furry fetish fuck faces can avoid posting pictures of dead people? Twice in this thread so far...

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[Avixph]

 

[Übermatik]

Too soon.

 

[FUME5]

Just for you Jaeyden:

 

[Clydefrog]

 

[FUME5]

Ah, mother nature.

So beautiful.

EDIT

Almost forgot: