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[Salsa]

The sequel to Movie: The Movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ICMOybwDFN0

so fucking terrible

these are the equivalent of those "disaster movie" and those other crappy spoofs. It gets a pass from the world because its Kimmel I guess, but it's just fucking bad.

Handsome Man's club was much, much better.

edit: jesus man I cant believe people willingly participate in that crap

 

[strafer]

So what's the verdict on the Family Guy dude?

 

[Discotheque]

Slumdog Millionaire wipes the floor with all previous best picture winners in recent memory with the exception of ncfom and departed obviously.

argo was another boring ass choice. the only praise i can give the film was that it was competent, that is seriously it's biggest achievement when i saw it. nothing about the film was exceptional at all.

 

[effe]

So what's the verdict on the Family Guy dude?

painfully unfunny. like all of the oscar hosts. better than billy crystal last year though omfg.

edit: hugh jackman wasn't that bad.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Don't be cunty, fatboy.

Sorry. It's late, I'm a little tipsy. Guess I was channeling my inner 9 year-old.

 

[strafer]

only 2 for Lincoln.

No big streak this year.

 

[Fuzz Rez]

So what's the verdict on the Family Guy dude?

He was great (by Oscar standards). Best host in years. Never liked his work but in interviews he comes out as a pleasent guy.

 

[Trey]

I think it was a mistake to watch Argo directly after seeing it win best picture. I went in with a biased mindset.

 

[strafer]

And the Oscar for best photobomb goes to..

 

[Bobby Roberts]

only 2 for Lincoln.

No big streak this year.

INT: Los Angeles Bar

In a booth, at the back of the bar, sequestered from other patrons, under a single chandelier, sit STEVEN SPIELBERG and JOHN WILLIAMS, along with a couple friends & significant others. They stare off into space. STEVEN stirs his drink, and lifts it. JOHN looks to him, lifts his.

STEVEN
To being so fucking good, for so fucking long, that people can't even stomach the thought of rewarding us for it anymore.

JOHN
Cheers.

They CLINK glasses, and down what liquid is in them. JOHN smacks his tumbler on the table, and signals a waiter.

JOHN
Five more. One for each time these fuckers had no choice but to do the right thing.

STEVEN
You know what would have been funny?

JOHN
What?

STEVEN
If you HAD won, and then you started to give a speech, and the producers had to play you off - with your own music.

 

[Hokhoku]

I don't know why people are so displeased with Seth

We all know what kinds of jokes he makes and we all know he is the Creator of Family guy

What did they expect to hear when they called him to host?

I find his jokes funny

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Yeah, nothing classes up the Oscars better than 'LOL Jews run Hollywood' jokes.

 

[Divius]

Hey guys, how was the show? Did I miss anything good?

 

[Quick]

I don't know why people are so displeased with Seth

We all know what kinds of jokes he makes and we all know he is the Creator of Family guy

What did they expect to hear when they called him to host?

I find his jokes funny

Not a fan of Family Guy, but I did find him entertaining and funny overall.

He toned down as the show went on, with the random spike of crude humour here and there.

 

[mxgt]

@ the reactions ITT to Argo winning best picture

Don't really have a big problem with any of the choices. Would've preferred Phoenix and Watts to win but what can you do.

 

[effe]

Yeah, nothing classes up the Oscars better than 'LOL Jews run Hollywood' jokes.

Cringed at everyone laughing in the audience.

They don't even fucking know how anti-semitic he is. An episode of Family Guy was banned for too many jew jokes.

 

[Oersted]

Hey guys, how was the show? Did I miss anything good?

Phoenix not giving a fuck. Ang Lee being awesome.

Yeah, nothing classes up the Oscars better than 'LOL Jews run Hollywood' jokes.

Those and his rape jokes are Seth at his worst.

 

[Nesotenso]

Family Guy can be hit or miss for me but I found Seth funny tonight.

 

[anaron]

lmao@ the onion tweet

 

[strafer]

Hmm..

 

[Zeliard]

Phoenix not giving a fuck. Ang Lee being awesome.

Tarantino thanking himself

 

[THRILLH0]

The Onion tweet is GOLD. I'm not surprised people went crazy because they couldn't understand that joke beyond their comprehension of 'OMG THE C word? A Child!? IDENTIFY YOURSELF ONION!'

Should have kept it online.

There's nothing to get. Haha we called her a cunt when she clearly isn't one! Hollywood is so bitchy! How fucking clever are we?!

People only really use the "you didn't get it" line to convince themselves that they were perceptive enough to get "it" on their own.

When you're defending the Onion after they themselves admitted they went too far then you dun goofed.

Would you have been cool with the Onion tweeting the Jewish jokes you're complaining about?

 

[effe]

Was this not the best winners quartet the oscars have ever had? bowing sf low. Still twerking to Tilda's iconic performance in such a shitty movie.

 

[strafer]

What is this cunt business that upsets everybody? Did someone say it at the Oscars?

 

[90TilInfinity]

Not really seeing how Argo is in the same league as Life of Pi, but really happy to see Ang Lee win Best Director. He's a genius.

Is it worth watching the whole show, or will I be better off just youtubing the acceptance speeches?

 

[Oersted]

Playing the PC guy here. Counted 5 afro-americans, 4 asians ( including the "follow me this way offstage" lady) and one mexican. And a bunch of white guys.

Tarantino thanking himself

Yep^^.

Not really seeing how Argo is in the same league as Life of Pi, but really happy to see Ang Lee win Best Director. He's a genius.

Is it worth watching the whole show, or will I be better off just youtubing the acceptance speeches?

Add the opener, Hudson and Bassey.

 

[effe]

Playing the PC guy here. Counted 5 afro-americans, 4 asians ( including the "follow me this way offstage" lady) and one mexican. And a bunch of white guys.

Can't wait for next year when Brad Pitt/Fassbender/Cumberbatch are nommed for 12 Years A Slave and all of the POC are ignored. <3

If 12 years a slave is even nominated at all.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

People seem to be gif'ing the shit out of Joaquin Phoenix, but the party at my house lost their SHIT when the director cut to Jamie Foxx in the middle of Tarantino's speech.

The look on his face can only be described as "...the FUCK?" and then he realized the camera was on it and he tried to temper it. But it was too late.

And then they cut to Kerry Washington, who was like "Oh... Oh Quentin. Fuck, man. What are you... fuck."

 

[DjRoomba]

I dont think Tarantino thanked himself, he was thanking the cast. Then he said respect to the other writers. Whatchu talkin bout

 

[Bobby Roberts]

I dont think Tarantino thanked himself, he was thanking the cast. Then he said respect to the other writers. Whatchu talkin bout

Tarantino was high as fuck and babbling like an asshole.

 

[lazybones18]

Let's see who they left out in the "In Memoriam" segment

 

[Salacious Crumb]

Tarantino was high as fuck and babbling like an asshole.

That sounds like QT when he's sober.

 

[Bobby Roberts]

That sounds like QT when he's sober.

Point.

 

[GG-Duo]

Seth MacFarlane delivered all of his jokes tonight while tilting his head slightly downward and to his right. It was quite annoying (cannot unsee) once you notice it.

Uh, I guess he was trying to be photogenic? Or it's a tick?

 

[Bobby Roberts]

Seth MacFarlane delivered all of his jokes tonight while tilting his head slightly downward and to his right. It was quite annoying (cannot unsee) once you notice it.

Uh, I guess he was trying to be photogenic? Or it's a tick?

He's got a giant head and the weight of it is too much for his neck to balance.

 

[SKINNER!]

Those and his rape jokes are Seth at his worst.

You say that as if Macfarlene actually was at his best at some point in his career.

 

[Oersted]

People seem to be gif'ing the shit out of Joaquin Phoenix, but the party at my house lost their SHIT when the director cut to Jamie Foxx in the middle of Tarantino's speech.

The look on his face can only be described as "...the FUCK?" and then he realized the camera was on it and he tried to temper it. But it was too late.

And then they cut to Kerry Washington, who was like "Oh... Oh Quentin. Fuck, man. What are you... fuck."

True that. He was also pretty bored looking after Adele´s performance.

I dont think Tarantino thanked himself, he was thanking the cast. Then he said respect to the other writers. Whatchu talkin bout

No offense, but did you watch it?

Can't wait for next year when Brad Pitt/Fassbender/Cumberbatch are nommed for 12 Years A Slave and all of the POC are ignored. <3

If 12 years a slave is even nominated at all.

Completly missed that movie, thank you. I guess Chiwetel Ejiofor could have a chance. Hollywood likes to reassure themself how miserable the life of black people is/was(Precious).

You say that as if Macfarlene actually was at his best at some point in his career.

Nope . But have to admit, I like some of his jokes. His career is a mess and he is way too often offensive in a dumb way.

 

[Xun]

It's a shame Deakins didn't win.

He deserved it.

 

[Koodo]

Hmm..

I very much approve of this trend.

 

[effe]

I very much approve of this trend.

Them though? honey no.

 

[Koodo]

Them though? honey no.

GoodBYE.

Justin Theroux and Ben Affleck are foine.

 

[Vyer]

Has The Onion ever actually pulled a joke before? I know it's Twitter and things are different, but I can't think of a time they've ever done that.

 

[effe]

Sorry, neice, but no.

negl twinky affleck circa 2000 was kind of hot.

 

[Oersted]

Feeling so sorry for the Riva guy. Only time he was mentioned was during this year memorial reel and he was associated with The Amazing Spiderman.

 

[SKINNER!]

It's a shame Deakins didn't win.

He deserved it.

So true. Not to say that Life of PI didn't (I haven't seen it) but Skyfall was visually stunning at certain parts.

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

The Master = Anna Karenina > Skyfall > Life of Pi in terms of cinematography.

 

[Fry]

Happy for Argo. Sad for Phoenix. But DDL won, so it kind of evens it out.

 

[GCX]

The Master = Anna Karenina > Skyfall > Life of Pi in terms of cinematography.

Yeah Anna Karenina had some mind-bending cinematography even though it wasn't that great of a movie.

 

[Wes]

I want to see these four in a film together.

 

[strafer]

Damn Ben. ;_;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxIla3MDbWA